Welcome to Hot Flash Chronicles, the funniest, most unfiltered podcast for midlife women who are sweating through menopause and laughing through the madness!
Join Angie and Shelly, two best friends, caffeine-fueled grandmas, and slightly inappropriate midlife queens, as they navigate hot flashes, hormone havoc, aging disgracefully, and the absolute chaos of midlife.
From celebrity crushes (hello, Jason Momoa) to menopause meltdowns, brain fog fails, and hilarious midlife rants, no topic is off-limits. Whether you’re dealing with night sweats, mood swings, or just trying to survive family drama with a glass of wine in hand—this is your new favorite podcast.
💥 What You’ll Get:
✔ Menopause & midlife humor (because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry)
✔ Unfiltered conversations about aging, parenting, and relationships or whatever is on our minds
✔ Hot takes on pop culture, celebrity gossip, and WTF moments
✔ Listener stories & real talk on navigating midlife madness
✔ Trend challenges & embarrassing moments that will make you LOL
🎧 Subscribe now and join the conversation:
📌 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HotflashChronicles
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📌 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hotflashchroniclespodcast
📌 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hotflashchronicles
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👉 New episodes every Monday and Friday
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Welcome to Hot Flash Chronicles, the funniest, most unfiltered podcast for midlife women who are sweating through menopause and laughing through the madness!
Join Angie and Shelly, two best friends, caffeine-fueled grandmas, and slightly inappropriate midlife queens, as they navigate hot flashes, hormone havoc, aging disgracefully, and the absolute chaos of midlife.
From celebrity crushes (hello, Jason Momoa) to menopause meltdowns, brain fog fails, and hilarious midlife rants, no topic is off-limits. Whether you’re dealing with night sweats, mood swings, or just trying to survive family drama with a glass of wine in hand—this is your new favorite podcast.
💥 What You’ll Get:
✔ Menopause & midlife humor (because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry)
✔ Unfiltered conversations about aging, parenting, and relationships or whatever is on our minds
✔ Hot takes on pop culture, celebrity gossip, and WTF moments
✔ Listener stories & real talk on navigating midlife madness
✔ Trend challenges & embarrassing moments that will make you LOL
🎧 Subscribe now and join the conversation:
📌 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HotflashChronicles
📌 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hotflashchronicles
📌 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HotFlashChronicles
📌 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hotflashchroniclespodcast
📌 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hotflashchronicles
📌 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hotflashchronicles
👉 New episodes every Monday and Friday
68. Camel-on-Demand Rich: How We’d Spend a Billion Dollars
Hot Flash Chronicles
28 minutes
3 weeks ago
68. Camel-on-Demand Rich: How We’d Spend a Billion Dollars
🎙️ Hot Flash Chronicles – Episode: Camel-on-Demand Rich: How We’d Spend a Billion Dollars 🐪💸💅
From private chefs to dog hotels, dream homes to Daniel Levy as your personal assistant — we’re dreaming big and spending bigger
In this laugh-out-loud episode, Angie and Shelly imagine what life would look like if they suddenly became billionaires. Inspired by childhood “what if” games and adult-level wish lists, the conversation turns into a hilarious mix of luxury, laziness, philanthropy, and flies (yes, an actual fly tries to join the episode). From private hair washers to creative studios and lavender marriages, it’s an hour of pure imagination and midlife mischief.
💡 What You’ll Hear in This Episode:
🏡 Dream Homes & Cozy Spaces – The ideal setup with chefs, maids, and a fully stocked kitchen that’s both luxe and livable
🎬 Creative Freedom – Building art studios, recording rooms, and community spaces for music, workshops, and murder mystery dinners
🐾 Dog Hotels & Corgi Rentals – Because rich or not, dogs make everything better
👗 Luxury on Demand – Hair stylists, makeup artists, baristas, and massage therapists on call (with Linda for daily hand massages, obviously)
💋 Cosmetic Confessions – The tune-ups, tucks, and tans we’d totally splurge on
🐪 Camel-on-Demand Rich – The Kevin Smith x Prince story that defined the ultimate level of wealth: “I’d like to pet a camel with my morning coffee”
💍 Lavender Marriages & Gay Besties – A hilarious discussion on companionship, fun, and redefining partnership dynamics
💡 Philanthropy & Friendship – Paying off friends’ homes, funding dreams, and creating a happy creative commune
😂 Fly Gate 2025 – The uninvited guest that steals the show (and nearly lands on Angie’s face)
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💬 What would YOU do if you suddenly had a billion dollars? Personal chef? Dog rescue ranch? A bowling alley in your basement? Tell us your “camel-on-demand rich” dream in the comments — we want to hear it!
Hot Flash Chronicles
Welcome to Hot Flash Chronicles, the funniest, most unfiltered podcast for midlife women who are sweating through menopause and laughing through the madness!
Join Angie and Shelly, two best friends, caffeine-fueled grandmas, and slightly inappropriate midlife queens, as they navigate hot flashes, hormone havoc, aging disgracefully, and the absolute chaos of midlife.
From celebrity crushes (hello, Jason Momoa) to menopause meltdowns, brain fog fails, and hilarious midlife rants, no topic is off-limits. Whether you’re dealing with night sweats, mood swings, or just trying to survive family drama with a glass of wine in hand—this is your new favorite podcast.
💥 What You’ll Get:
✔ Menopause & midlife humor (because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry)
✔ Unfiltered conversations about aging, parenting, and relationships or whatever is on our minds
✔ Hot takes on pop culture, celebrity gossip, and WTF moments
✔ Listener stories & real talk on navigating midlife madness
✔ Trend challenges & embarrassing moments that will make you LOL
🎧 Subscribe now and join the conversation:
📌 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HotflashChronicles
📌 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hotflashchronicles
📌 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HotFlashChronicles
📌 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hotflashchroniclespodcast
📌 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hotflashchronicles
📌 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/hotflashchronicles
👉 New episodes every Monday and Friday