Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them!

With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.

Music

HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

Cinematic Discovery - Desert Drums

Georgio DiCampo - Pray & Hope

Filmtones - Smooth Jazz Funky Sax

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~

We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upon their predecessors, and so on and so forth, each a failed experiment to try to tame the dice-rolling, card-playing spirits of yore, all inexplicably mid-west America themed. Are you feelin' lucky?

With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.

Music

HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

United States National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner) - The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps

Mysterious Dungeon - xDeviruchi

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory!

Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked up into the stars and thought there might be something looking back, then this episode may owe you a royalty check!

With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.

Music

HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

The Light of the Silvery Moon by E's Jammy Jams

The Age of Wood by Savfk Cello

The Depths Mysterious by Kalvin Plaza

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail".

*For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental.

With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year

Music:

Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0

Sardana by Kevin MacLeod

Rosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin Choir

Horror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about.

In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!

Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.

Music:

HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

Kevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free Music

Rachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29

Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!'

Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.

Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.

Music:

Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0

Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)

Solo Violin Classical by Rafael Krux

Storm - by AShamaluev Music

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of.

Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!

With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!

Music:

Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0

Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein Music

Morning Mood by Grieg

On Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears!

Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season.

Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!

With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!

Music:

Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0

Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)

Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4Video

Broadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knock knock! Who's there?

Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure!

...

Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana"

Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana"

"Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet

Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music:

'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic

'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek

'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music

'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones

'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado

'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by 

'Abyssal' by Jacob Lizotte

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On your marks, get set..... listen!

To this!

It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics"

Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody"

John Williams - "The House"

Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo"

Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle"

Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee

'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight

'90s TV' by Dar Golan

'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen

'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod

'Poltergeist' by Pyxel

'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures

'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back Boys

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley

'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound

'Vintage' by Lofi Noir

'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen

'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd

'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by Dukkha

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video

'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz

'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe

'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble

'Passion' by Sappheiros

'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music Hits

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev

'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe

'The Wait' by Daniel H

'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson

'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl

'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli

'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music

'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

'Dukkha' by Secession Studios

'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.

Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat

'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios

'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video

'Championship' - Music For Video Library

'Filaments' - Scott Buckley

'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music 

'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic

'Memories' - Eunoia

'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios

'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher

'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'The Wizard' - Infinita08

'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios

'Eternity' - Whitesand

All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"

Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent

Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main

Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail

Paul Winter - Famous Pirate

Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 

Music from archive.org:

Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)

["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]

Music from freesound.org

Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"

Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.