The new year, 14 words that start with "W", and solving homelessness - the floor is yours.
It Girls, Video Boys, jackets, Lyme Disease, and calcium.
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- Nothing is certain except death and heat.
- Control is an illusion.
- Creative work has 3 Phases
- "We Gotta Change the World"
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🐬 Our song played on MTV
⏱ 30 Would-You-Rather Questions Answered
🥜 JIF Salmonella Recall
🔪 From The Depths of Horror, We Improvise
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:04 - Our Song "Like Duh" in MTV's "Catfish"
2:55 - 30 Would You Rather Scenarios in Under 13 Minutes
3:10 - 4 Regular Kit-Kats vs 1 King-Size Kit-Kat
3:35 - Bed w/No Pillows vs Couch But U Got Pillows
4:00 - Warm Beer vs Cold Soup
4:25 - Always Dirty Kitchen vs Always Dirty Bathroom
4:50 - Wipe Eyes vs Genit*lia After Spicy
5:15 - Always Dirty Dishes vs Always Dirty Clothes
5:40 - Worst Roommate vs Worst Coworker
6:05 - Clingy Partner vs Forever Alone
6:30 - No Tired No Sleep vs No Hungry No Eat
6:55 - Waffles vs Pancakes
7:20 - Feet Undercover vs Sticking Out
7:45 - Pizza Rolls vs Bagel Bites
8:10 - Acid vs Shrooms
8:35 - Moon Bounce vs Trampoline
9:00 - Daily Vom vs 4x Night-Pee
9:25 - Dead vs Alive
9:50 - No Sheets vs No Pillowcases
10:15 - Melody vs Rhythm
10:40 - D*ck-Nose vs Nose-D*ck
11:05 - Nipple Eyes vs Eye Nipples
11:30 - Kick Mom vs Chug Ranch
11:55 - Bees vs 1000 Hornets
12:20 - Heat No AC vs Cold No Heat
12:45 - Finger-Nips vs Nipple-Fings
13:10 - Alive vs Dead
13:35 - Hide vs Seek
14:00 - Crack-Turd vs Booger-Nose
14:25 - Haunted vs Haunter (40 Years)
14:50 - Ghost Roommate vs Ghost Boss
15:15 - Golden Dawn vs People's Temple
15:30 - Finished
16:25 - Catching up
17:00 - Nashville To-Do
22:40 - Gout, Gangrene
25:00 - Moldy Bread Disease
27:21 - JIF Salmonella Recall
37:50 - Social Life
40:00 - Ayahuasca & Psychedelics
41:50 - Ketamine Trials
47:50 - Improv Horror: Reversible Worm
54:10 - New Shirts
HNEW049: Wall-Mount Your Goats
🥗☕️🥦 Boutique grocers with $25 smoothies 🥗☕️🥦
🥖🍞🥯 Panera Bread Sip Club: It Works 🥖🍞🥯
☕️☕️☕️ Caffeine ☕️☕️☕️
🐓🚸🐿 Nilo saw a chicken cross the road 🐓🚸🐿
🌋🌎📉Total societal collapse by 2040 🌋🌎📉
💆♀️❄️💆♂️ Unboxing a cold headache hat / reviewing a hair curler 💆♀️❄️💆♂️
⚾️🏀⚽️ The fun part about baseball games is the other stuff ⚾️🏀⚽️
💥🥊🥋 Trial by combat instead of attacking comedians on stage 🥋🥊💥
☕️☕️✨🚽🔑✨💩🪵✨
Coffee shops that use bathroom keys are oppressive and misnomers are ruining America.
📱⏱✨🔒📲✨🌳☀️✨
How many hours a day are you on your phone and what app gets the most screen time?
🚣🏼🚣🏾✨🏋️♀️🏋🏽♂️✨🚴🏻♂️🚴🏾♂️
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