I woke up at 6 a.m. to a text from my ex-husband accusing me of having a drug problem.
Then my alarm ghosted me, my dog got attacked at the park, my landlord “lost” $18K, and I realized I have no Wi-Fi, no gas, and no working phone.
All before noon.

If your life also feels like it was written by the same people who made The Truman Show and Mean Girls, just know—it’s probably not you.
It’s the moon.

The Harvest Supermoon is out here in her villain era, dragging us all with her.
This episode includes:
☕ Starbucks Wi-Fi survival
🐕 Dog drama
🏫 School chaos
💸 Missing money
😵‍💫 Emotional instability (but make it funny)

Listen, laugh, and remember—we’re all performing without a net here.