Welcome to Honestly, I’m Fine — the chaotic, raw, spiritually confused, dark-funny memoir-podcast of a woman who will absolutely say “I’m fine” while ugly crying in her car and eating carbs like communion.
In this first episode, I take you back to the exact moment my nervous system said, “Nope, we’re done here.”
I was eight.
My mom told me the man I called Dad… wasn’t.
And then suddenly I’m at McDonald’s with a stranger feeding me soft serve like a sad Hallmark special nobody greenlit.
We unpack:
• What happens when your DNA ghosts you
• How trauma chooses your future boyfriends
• Why emotionally unavailable men feel “like home”
• And how I still, somehow, believe in love anyway
It’s raw. It’s ridiculous. It’s cheaper than therapy.
If you’ve ever been abandoned, ignored, rejected, or accidentally married your trauma — welcome home.
Follow, share, rate, review, send to your group chat of emotionally unstable friends.
Let’s monetize the misery together.
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Watch on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YbsH963JSY
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Kickstarter – The AfterWords Project
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GoFundMe – Help Maile & Zuma
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