Hippojuice Highlights 2/26/2020:
– John and Frozen Asian are having troubles with the dating scene but are still crushing puss
– Pastor Royce gives up feeding his wife for lent

– We just realized the Appliance Direct guy has a glass eye and he should sell a washing machine to the My Pillow guy

Hippojuice Highlights 2/19/2020:
– Star studded cast with guests Mersh and Cousin Dan replacing Joel
– So what’s up with the XFL these days?

– John still can’t find a girl on Christian Mingle, but he does have birds on his decorative plates
– What is the oldest internet meme?
– We need the internet to do a deep fake of back to the future with Bernie and Buttigieg, with Trump as Biff
– We listen to Boneless Thugs-N-Harmony and decide if it’s funny or not

Hippojuice Highlights 2/12/2020:
– Pastor Royce is a big fan of ChristianDingle.com to convert people to Christianity
– 59 cums per man is needed to test and see if semen is a solution to the Coronavirus outbreak

– We finish watching the ET show that Royce started on today’s Daywave with Joel
– Royce has way too many Chrome tabs, but not too many for the new Mac Pro

Hippojuice Highlights 2/5/2020:
– How hot was that Super Bowl halftime show, amiright?
– John admits to having a terrible secret girlfriend for 6 months
– John apologizes for the Coronavirus lime jokes
– Joel gets a sexy new sound drop

Hippojuice Highlights 1/8/2020:
– John got a flat tire on his new car just after his birthday
– Joe Coletta calls in from a Jet Ski and we make fun of him immediately
– Royce and Marie visit stupid historical sites like Bok Tower–
-We’re opening a donut shop called Moose Ass next to Taco Bus

Hippojuice Highlights 12/4/19:
– YouTube is going to take down channels on December 10th and no one is safe
– Best Christmas Movie of all time?

– Can you cook a turkey in the microwave?
– What kind of old-timey old drinks and milks are you into all of a sudden?

Hippojuice Highlights 11/13/19:
– Joel likes a 15-minute Netflix show called Explained and we want to explain the show in various lengths of time
– Narwhal was born with a tail in the middle of his forehead and he is a good boy

– John Legend is now the sexiest man alive 2019 but where is Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine? Is People anti-Chris?
– Why don’t more people talk about India’s air pollution?
– John went to a gay sports bar in Philadelphia

Hippojuice Highlights 10/30/19:
– Royce and Marie’s computer monitor caught on FIRE, but they’re fine
– Joel almost shot Kelsey over a mouse, but they’re fine
– John’s about to do a Rocky marathon in Philly and we need a montage, but he’s fine
– Royce and Marie visited Mitch and Sherri in Minnesota, but they’re fine

Hippojuice Highlights 10/2/19:
– Royce and Marie have been going to the Eat to the Beat Concert Series at Epcot and have seen Smash Mouth, Post Modern Jukebox, and Sugar Ray
– Royce and Marie also did the Smuggler’s Run ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios

– What is the appropriate age to give kids a cell phone?
– What is new in 2019 that is good?

Hippojuice Highlights 9/4/19:
– Jordan Peterson’s voice was used to make things the Street Fighter Guile speech and Jesus Christ is my Nigga rap and he’s not happy about it
– Royce and Marie went to Vancouver and did it all, and I meant it all, in only 9 days

– Zach Anner called in to catch up on things with his writing on Speechless and his future endeavors – follow him on Twitter @Zachanner
– We finish up with sports talk and cute animal videos

Hippojuice Highlights 8/21/19:
– Orange Juice is the best juice: change our minds
– Turn around, Spiderman: The Musical

– New game: ruin people’s nights at bars that have jukebox apps
– When did The Simpsons jump the Shark, and what’s the best episode?

Hippojuice Highlights 7/31/19:
– We get walked through a day in the life of Joe Coletta filled with Pearl Jam alarms, hard boiled eggs, frozen white castle lunches followed by sensible dinners.
– Then we get a day in the life of Mitch and Sherri who get up early, cook delicious food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and have a cute baby

– Royce’s day takes a lot of time on the toilet followed by a lot of radio, and then he cooks dinner
– Marie has a weekly shaving regimen and knows exactly how many glasses of wine to have for a good time

Hippojuice Highlights 6/26/19:
– Royce and Marie went to see a Reel Big Fish concert and Nerf Herder and Bowling for Soup opened up
– Who is the sexiest of the Seven Dwarfs?

– There are some sort of monkey priests in Colombia spraying holy water all over the town
– A High school student tries the RKO of Calle Ocho

Hippojuice Highlights 5/29/19:
– Guest star cousin Joe Coletta is now in a 5 month relationship and he needs to front lash her
– Louie C.K. is still funny and not apologizing for who he is

– Venezuelan criminals can’t afford to steal bullets
– I Choo Choo Choose you Simpsons memes help Hazel Chu win votes to public office

Hippojuice Highlights 3/27/19:
– Joel had pancreatitis but he’s OK now after some IV’s and drugs
– Joel is also now technically married though a local bank for insurance reasons
– We play a Pastor Royce animated clip from a phone call about extending a car warranty
– Bulletball is the new craze of inclusion games

– Mic talk
– Multiple personality disorder

Hippojuice Highlights 3/6/19:
– We play the last Game of Thrones trailer ever
– The God entered my body, like a body, as the same size as a body guy is really annoying
– R. Kelly is blaming us for his actions before he got arrested

Hippojuice Highlights 1/30/19:
– Mitch is already used to -30 degree weather but we have questions
– Pastor Royce comes up with a new summer camp idea and calls into Bonnie Mercado’s show with Brother Dutch
– Royce breaks down why the newest Star Wars movie and why it was terrible
– Joel wants to get a sleeve tattoo but needs listener suggestions and we give him dicks

Hippojuice Highlights 1/23/19:
– Jablinski games with Jack Black is not what’s up on the YouTubes, it’s Rablinski Games with Royce Lopez!
– We talk about our favorite drinking games like ring hook, corn hole, horseshoes, and beersbee
– Pastor Royce prank calls a hotline selling stuff to people 55 and older
– The Oscar noms come out and we are all rooting for our friend Phil Lord

Hippojuice Highlights 1/16/19:
– The Renewed Mind Is the Key- Pastor Royce is going to Manager this hot new band
– Who’s side are you on with the fast food catering thing Trump did?
– We read silly names of British food because they eat silly things
– Man injects his own semen into his arm for 1.5 years to Semenly treat his back pain