‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
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‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
The faint smell of tar. Cement bricks glance off your shoulders. Gamma rays encircle your frontbody. You are a dancing snake: your charmer, Judge Judy's mystical doppleganger. She’s come out with a new hypnosis, enticing you to swallow the landfill. She strikes a major multiphonic chord and you pass out. The next day you tell your coworkers, ‘oh, this weekend?, I was mostly watching TV'.
Hello If Anything
‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
