‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
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‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
Everything changes when you hit it big. While my peers slapped bags of wine in frat houses, I slapped bags of frozen spinach onto conveyor belts, dreaming the very same dream. Back then, that's what I thought "belting" was. People tell me I don't have to do this anymore, I could get a beach house in Malibu, but what can I say - You can take the boy out of the produce aisle, but he still romaine the same.
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Hello If Anything
‘Hello, If Anything’ is an irrelevant podcast operating in the burgeoning ASMR art comedy scene. Listen to Matt and Devuroasts use 100% of their brains to bring suspecting listeners through the brackish mouth sounds of mirth, acclaimed by rave reviews like “what is this?” and “this isn’t a podcast”.
