This week we enter the Truman show and Ed, our fantastic guest, teaches us podcast etiquette. Join us for a whirlwind of numbers not making sense, chilli con carne at 5.30 and our new sofa’s questionable height.

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Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins,Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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It’s the Halloween special and we’ve summoned all our courage, playground gossip and a couple of spirits in order to bring you a ghoulish hour. Gather your pumpkins, turn down the lights and prepare to be spooked. 

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Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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This week we’re trying to become better people by learning. Thankfully Pierre Novellie is here to teach us. Grab your graduation gowns and join us for the titanic museum, a golden goose and the Crimean war. 

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Pierre’s Podcasts:

Button boys:

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/button-boys/id1827054353

Bud Pod: 

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/budpod-with-glenn-moore-pierre-novellie/id1454237999

Find tickets & dates to Pierre’s tour here: 

https://www.pierrenovellie.com

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D,  Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Karen Gibson, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s brought her sad lamp in and Trusty Hogs Em is back! Here to talk through this week's hot topics including sweating in caves, men’s mental health and why the hell would you put a wax work at the edge of a door?

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Em and Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Everyone is in a mood this week but we are chatting through it because female anger is important and thank goodness dream girl Rose Matafeo came and fully charmed us all whilst wearing a Goofy hat.

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Elle, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, Jae Jeremiah-Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Bee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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We are truly blessed to have the fantastic Alison Spittle with us. 

Cheeseburger confessions, having the hots for shrek, nose blowing crimes and Helen and Alison discuss their own personal Everest climb i.e. their journey to Edinburgh festival.

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Alison’s Only fans

https://onlyfans.com/alisonspittle

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai 

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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What do the battle of Hastings, Christmas day and coronation chicken all have in common? Strap in because you’re about to find out. Better still, Helen reads our first listener’s embarrassing story so we can all share a collective cringe together.

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s been to Leeds, she’s had a lovely time albeit a panic attack and now her housemate has come to the log to dish out all the dirt. It’s the clash of the titans as this week we discuss big TV’s, lime green doors and Downton Abbey’s theme tune.

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Number 3. The magic number. It’s been a stressful morning but we’re charmed to log on and chat through a much better week full of chilli festivals, musicals, big toilets and our first listener’s problem! 

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Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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It’s week two! This week we have our first guest ,the wonderful Amy Anette, and of course that means discussing life’s important questions: what’s your perfect sandwich? Did Gareth Gates write a Christmas song? And what is wet mouth?

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Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Michael Ellis Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond,Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, 

Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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A tale of the summer that was. Sure first episodes are normally for a big introduction but we just jump straight in to summer 2025 and chat Grease, Gall Stones and Gal Pals and many tangents we must not list. 

And yeah, we made an email helenslogpodcast@gmail.com

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Alex McPugh, Asa, Charley, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Jan, Jocelyn Hughes, Kelly Campbell, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Luke Bright, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sophie, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey

This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer (Helen’s pet) and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - it’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.

From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. 

Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.

It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.

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