Send us a text This week, a random WB hunk walks into the Camden house and acts like he knows everyone, then concludes the episode with a PSA on appreciating veterans. Also, we find out he knows the chimp Eisenhower. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Elder Pine Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show we discuss one of the most amazing sting operations ever written for television! We also learn a lot about the consequences of anti-depressants and Peter tries out drag make-up. Greg Drank: Orange Gatorade Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week we discuss part 2 of the season 8 premiere. It's more hijinks related to Mary's secret husband (and pregnancy), more Simon angst, and more Chandler angst. Well, it was an episode. Greg drank: Lucky Buddha Beer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text We're back for Season 8! It's all drama on the beach as Simon and the family cope with the fact that he literally killed a man. Plus, pregnancy talk continues and the most random side character makes a second appearance. Greg Drank: A delicious red Gatorade. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text Season 7 finally ends with Tara Lipinski outted as a prostitute and Lucy probably pregnant. The family plans to celebrate Ruthie's first period with a dinner at the pool hall. That's pretty much all that happened, see you next season. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text We start the two-part season finale with a bizarre one starring the oft-forgotten early 2000s cameo queen Tara Lipinski. Peter continues to be a great guy, Sarah (and Lucy) might be pregnant, and Chandler's father attempts to fake his own death. We drank: Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweisen Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text We prepare for the season finale with an episode about evil step-dads, lying parents, and getting engaged to seven men for presents. This week we drank!: 2% Milk Water Classics. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show we discuss a riveting episode about roof repair fundraising. Greg drank a fruit punch Gatorade. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week: Lucy finally gets married, it goes as you might expect, however there is a side plot that involves four characters wrestling at a Nevada gas station. Greg Drank: DC Brau - Brau Pils Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week we discuss a bizarre late season episode where Roxanne's dad kills a man in cold blood, Ashlee Simpson breaks up with Simon for 10 minutes, Morgan and Patricia gaslight the Camdens, and Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Silver Branch Glass Castle Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show, Annie becomes the overbearing wedding planner, Roxanne's detective dad doesn't get under Chandler's skin, Ashlee Simpson actually likes Simon more than a beloved family friend, and Ben (he's still on the show?) loses his trained fire rescue dog and tries to cover it up. Greg drank the "Stand Up" cocktail, which is 6 different combinations of mix drink designed by ChatGPT. Listen for details. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show it's Valentine's Day. Lucy's "plot" sort of peaks, but barely anything else of note happens. Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Corralejo Tequila with Q Mixers Premium Ginger Ale Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text Join us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though. We drank a special cocktail this week, the "Smoking Lemon": Mezcal, Lemon Juice, Honey Syrup, Bitters, and Cointreau Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show, the issue is jury duty . . . for the second time. The B plots include, a fight with Ashlee Simpson we didn't understand and Annie being really weird about Eric's therapist-patient confidentiality. Also Roxanne gets slashed with a knife. We drank: Water Iced Coffee (Lost Sock Roasters, DC) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages. We drank - water! Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show: no one is successfully resting on Sunday, Simon and Ashlee Simpson are stressing about discussing their sex plans with their parents, Roxanne and Chandler spontaneously get together, Lucy is not able to stalk them as much as she might wish, and Eric seems to have a change of heart, but I guess not. We drank: Decoy Merlot 2022 Water Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the show we discuss an episode that is almost entirely about Usher's special guest starring role. We are also introduced to an amazing new Glen Oak location - Club Minor! Drinks: Morgan - Choya Plum Wine Greg - San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero and Plymouth Gin Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week on the podcast, there's a never-ending ho down at the pool hall, Eric quits everything that gives his life meaning (aka meddling), Lucy and Chandler have a protestant sanctuary picnic that Kevin does not approve of, and Roxanne continues to sow chaos. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Southern Tier Irish Cream Stout Morgan Drank: Ice Water! Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text Special sick zoom edition! This time it's all about spying and sneaking, and Richard Lewis rambling. Morgan was drinking hot water ha, Greg drank the "Reverend's Old Fashioned" Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us a text This week, we discuss a very Promenade-centered episode that also features the Colonel's unhinged former housemaid. Ashlee Simpson is still annoying. Greg drank some Cazadores Tequila and A & W. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp