
In which we Knows-feratu. In preparation for 2025, the Year of Bald, we are hairless all over, and it’s making us smarter and full of ideas. And just like real estate mogul Count Orlock himself, we’re covering a lot of ground in this one.
Like, what kind of guy does Jyo keep dating? Does the Home Depot skeleton imply the existence of Biblical angels? What does owning a cyber truck say about your body count? Is Lily Rose Depp going to win an Oscar? (Yes.)
Plus, our predictions for the first big news story of 2025, a retrospective on the first Twilight film, and the ultimate classification system for men.
Thank you all for listening! We appreciate your support. This is our last episode of the season, but Happenstance will be back in March, for Season 3...Hark!