The Attrick Brothers, Jerry & Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. Or the library. Or the timeout room.
The Attrick Brothers, Jerry & Barry, review the week's events, LIVE (more or less) from the Spindly Pines Nursing Home Sick Bay. Or the library. Or the timeout room.
Time to have the hard conversation: Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? Is human DNA 60% banana? Does she really sell sea shells by the sea shore? These and other brain busting Government secrets will remain undercover in Episode 79. But the journey is worth it. Proceed with caution - especially all you Grandmamas and Grandpapas.
Slower than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a locomotive - but she CAN leap tall buildings in a single bound. Our Nicola is the pride of Spindly Pines and surrounds. Even Richard Fosbury is impressed, and he's dead!
One person who's not dead: ya bop-girl Grannie! She's been up all night ... baking!!!! Reach for the Alka-Seltzer, hangers!
It's Heroes Ahoy! And racists, apparently. Jerry's hero, Jimmy, is still protesting the Vietnam War, but it just gives him heartburn. Oh, what a tangled Webb ...
Woh!!! Did you hear what happened to the Shenanigans? Yeah, neither did we. But we'll just make it up as we go along. It's all about flying by the seat of your pants - if you're wearing any. Then afterwards, everyone down to the Rec Room for the Retirement Village Shuffle.
At last! Jerry's sports predicting skills come through. Result? Everyone smells! The PM's having an affair with a panda - just for the bamboo undies. Mattel and Barbie go all inclusive and non-inclusive all at the same time. The Prince of Darkness sees the tunnel of light. And! What's the thing with hospitals?! They're as dangerous as a night naked in the Vietnam jungle!
Yes - you've waited long enough ... At last! International Sushi Day! The planets align! And to celebrate, Jerry and Barry clean up Nudify, Paul McCartney and Marge Simpson. Now THAT, hangers and danglers, is the work of a pair of righteous brothers!
Yes - the boys tackle the big subjects. International missile exchange, armistice negotiations and the importance of underarm! Hmmm. Nice day to start again (in case you were wondering ...).
It's definitely been a long and hard one - but after 97 coffees and just as many toilet breaks, we've got this one finished off ...With a little "Help!" from our heroes - alive, dead and rumoured O.P.D. Barefoot while crossing the road and backs to the camera, please!
Yes Attrick lovers! The Mighty Albo storms Election Beach, then takes the headland! And that's not the only election for Lillian, Mavis and Gertrude to admire. Analovski's got a bit of post-election constipation - too much standing in line ... So, Jerry dishes up a coupla helpings of cranberries. Does the trick every time. Matron!!! Air freshener to the East Wing!
Would the last person to escape Easter '25 please turn out the lights! Yes viewers, it's death all around for the long weekend. Batman last week, the Pope this week! Looks like it doesn't pay to wear a silly cape! Will the Church pass on the profits? I bet you they don't!
Yes - it's Vale Val Kilmer. But he got 25 years he shouldn't have, so it's all good. Barry discovers Nurse Bukesham is a mutant. No hand-modelling contract for her. But on the bright side, with dexterity like that, it's so easy to fall in love.
The redactions have been unredacted. The documents have been documented. And what goes on in the back seat should stay in the back seat ... If ONLY! To be honest, having the radio on was very distracting. So were the windscreen wipers. Bloody weather. At least we'll always have Elon ...
Ep 67 - Mozart's Birthday and Other Trauma
After 269 years, it's time to reset. So the Attricks reach into the soap opera kitbag and pull out a classic reset narrative. But Jerry's not taking it lying down. In ya dreams! I mean, seriously! Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Mathis and Ray Stevens will be rolling in their graves!
In a feeble attempt to boost ratings, and against legal advice, Jerry makes an on-air confession - to everything! Shooting JFK. Faking the moon landing. The Napoleonic Wars. Cue the tell-all tome. Complete the medley. Split the light spectrum.
Meh. A typical day really ...
After an enforced hiatus, Baz n Jez make a comeback. Plenty of headlines. Plenty of updates. Plenty of hangin' out. It might be summer romance season, but the arranged marriage to James Packer is OFF!
All the Attrick action from the 5 Rings Festival - packed into one Gold Gold Gold episode. All the thigh-strangling lycra you can poke a stick at. And with the Old Fellas' commentary, there's very little left to the imagination.
No faffing about, Hangers - chalk up a red letter day! Albo justifies his existence - and his out-of-control hairdressing costs. But we'll overlook it on this occasion. Qantas gets it wrong (again), but Elon gets it right. So, we can all sleep again. Meanwhile, Morty Geigercounter's pacemaker short circuits - and Jerry does Gerry! Liverpool FC will never be the same.
Denzel of Dubbo's ashes have a birthday. The hired assassin misses again! Underpants have a day out! Oh - and not to mention: Debbie's Boobs! Meanwhile, we await the return of the sausages. So, let's celebrate! You, me and the Sailor - over a glass of champagne!
Well!!! You never know what you'll find in ya Morning Motion - if you look close enough. A bloody great Cetacean! A true Whippomorphian! Barry questions its motives, but Jerry just accepts its presence. In fact - he feels it in his fingers, he feels it in his toes ...
It's the veneration of today's Aussie athletes and the demise of yesterday's. No fear, Hangers! Barry and Jerry have all the highs, the lows and the in-betweens. Especially the in-betweens. Get your baggy pants on sports fans - it's silly dance time!