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Google, am I dying?
Chlo & Rach
31 episodes
22 hours ago
A podcast born from the chaos and absurdity of what humans search for on the internet, your hosts Chloe and Rachel take you on a hilarious journey through their browser history in this informative, fun and ultimately feminist podcast. “You may as well be overhearing them in the beer garden of a London pub, it feels like you’re just hanging out with them.” — a close friend “I can’t believe you said that about your vagina.” — our mums “The ultimate search engine would understand exactly what you mean and give back exactly what you want.” — Larry Page
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A podcast born from the chaos and absurdity of what humans search for on the internet, your hosts Chloe and Rachel take you on a hilarious journey through their browser history in this informative, fun and ultimately feminist podcast. “You may as well be overhearing them in the beer garden of a London pub, it feels like you’re just hanging out with them.” — a close friend “I can’t believe you said that about your vagina.” — our mums “The ultimate search engine would understand exactly what you mean and give back exactly what you want.” — Larry Page
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Google, am I dying?
ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL : "See it. Say it. SOWWTED!"

1 whole year of Google, am I dying? Who would have thought it! To mark the occasion, we explore what the everyman googled most over the last 12 months. We learned a lot: namely that the Brits BLADDY LOVE a slogan, Americans make great TV and we kinda figured out that being 'woke' is complicated. Biden won an election, Chloe's had a haircut, Rachel's moving house and country and baby Platypuses are too cute for words. It's been a wild 12 months. Thank you to all of you for tuning in. We love you x 

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4 years ago
59 minutes 50 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 8: "How do you put a price on pubic lice?"

This week Draco gives Chlo a scare whilst Rach uncovers the disturbing tale of "The confined woman of Poitiers". On a lighter note, we discover the online pubic lice industry and reflect on the numerous cases of (now) infamous so-called 'nanny-bangers'. Enjoy!

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4 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 27 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 7: "What’s your favourite form of Medieval torture?"

Nothing's off-limits (but maybe it should be). We talk recurring nightmares, Zac Efron's facial reconstruction, Henry the 8th, and lost cities of Wales among other topics in another thrilling instalment of Google, Am I Dying?

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4 years ago
1 hour 32 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 6: "The Hunchback of Westminster Abbey"

It's a mixed bag this week. Rachel is still pining for different/better/shinier/bigger hair and eyebrows whilst Chloe ponders on the meaning behind her new-found obsession for Tom Holland. Most importantly however, will Chloe ever leave Westminster Abbey following an exciting and important invitation of the highest order? Lol jk she's getting her Covid vaccine... 

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4 years ago
1 hour 58 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 5: "Are we vanilla?"

It's Easter weekend and Chlo and Rach explore some sensitive topics including: fat-phobia, orgies, antique furniture and Satan. Grab your chocolate eggs and let's dive in!

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4 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 59 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 4: "Well it was focken' one of yas!"

We talk viral videos, Harry Styles' relationship status and Rach has become part of the Secret cult. On a more serious note, we're reflective and impossibly angry this week in light of the Sarah Everard case and 'not all men' and in short - 'well it was focken one of yas!". Join us!

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4 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 58 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 3: "I am totally not a doctor."
We talk THE Oprah interview -  a welcome distraction in an otherwise anxiety-filled week number 987029714 of Covid 19. Rach turns 30 and wonders 'what is life?' and Chlo now owns adult bitcoin Kings of Leon Pokemon cards (wut). Importantly however, (and we cannot stress this enough) - we are totally not doctors. Hop on!
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4 years ago
1 hour 8 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 2: "I'm just growing the hair on my face in very select areas."
It's week 18736482 of lockdown, Chloe has been trying to read tea leaves and learn Dutch, Rachel is up to her eyeballs in Tik Tok beauty hacks and first world problems...
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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 53 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 1: “Just pierce your ears, you freak.”

And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a lot of unintentional product placement as Chlo and Rach navigate their holiday googles and try to remember how a podcast works. Interested in selling or buying semi-precious rocks? Have a keen interest in Disney nostalgia? Haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians' divorce lawyers? This episode may be for you. (Terms & Conditions apply, not ATOL protected.)

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4 years ago
58 minutes 9 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Season 2: The Trailer
Get ready for another EPIC season of of “Google, am I dying?” Where Chlo and Rach share their most interesting, absurd or embarrassing Google searches each week and try to win points with their explanations. New episodes every other Monday!
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4 years ago
1 minute 45 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 21: "The hardest work is loving your own chin."
21 episodes later and Season 1 is a wrap! Here's one last hoorah for 2020 where we discuss monoliths, the Great British vaccine, owls and their beautiful legs, Disney princess filters and the never ending struggle to love our own chins.  To everyone that listened to our ramblings so far  - thank you. It's been a blast. Merry Christmas and catch you on the other side!
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4 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 8 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 20: "Mr. Darcy would've f***ing loved me."
This week Chlo rides a sugar high and Rach has given up smoking as we discuss lingerie woes, Oxford vaccinations, mating rituals of the animal kingdom, and more in another fun-filled episode of Google, Am I Dying?
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4 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 38 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 19: "How does one cuff this year?"
We've moved on from spooky season... Ladies and gentleman, welcome to cuffing season! Chloe's got a crush, Rach has started shaving her face, are chocolate milk laxative drinks a thing? And WHAT IS going on with America? Find out on this week's episode of Google, am I dying?
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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 47 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 18: "A few minutes of my arse in the sun, and I'm good to go."
This week Rach and Chlo fight exhaustion to chat the new Borat film, mystical London locations, Moulin Rouge, sunning bum holes, and more!
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5 years ago
1 hour 24 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 17: "What is low-key about a strap-on?!"

We're BACK. We had a week off where Rach finally got a job and Chloe's pooch Draco's new behavioural programme drove her into the ground but... we're back on a fortnightly basis! This week, we talk exorcisms and poltergeists (it's Spooky season after all) and reflect on our clubbing days and freeing our nipples. Come dive in!

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5 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 28 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 16: "Sorry, I just got really distracted by like... our WORLD."
This episode Rach and Chlo ponder on some of the many feminist issues that mar our world. Shit cuts deep and Rach is once again heavily PMSing. Thankfully Chlo can always be relied on to provide some more light-hearted, educational, cultural and historical content. Let's dive in!
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5 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 21 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 15: "I allowed myself to be seduced by Craig David."

Is London in for another lock down? Will Chlo get to Scotland for those 'best man' duties? Are those Prada boots really all that? Find out in this week's episode as well as Rach's one night only encounter with Craig David. 

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5 years ago
59 minutes 46 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 14: "I'm a Bri'ish..."
Rach has had a few beers this week and you can tell. The chats get animated as we discuss the fruits of colonialism in museums, circumcision in men,  syncing menstrual cycles up with the moon, birthday twins and Chlo's threat of donning a mourning dress and summoning spirits. It's one helluva roller coaster this one!
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5 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 29 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 13: "Who said tit?!"
This week we try a video version of the podcast which will likely never see the light of day because of our own crippling insecurities. BUT, what we can do is bring you the audio! Episode 13 covers decaying bodies, dog behavioural problems as well as the origins of the bikini and Rachel's career in 'Reject P.E.'.
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5 years ago
59 minutes 28 seconds

Google, am I dying?
Ep. 12: "The mythical, native South Walian Potato Dog."
'What is a Potato Dog?' I hear you ask... The words of the English language could never do them justice. As always, its a mixed batch of googles and Rach is steadily PMSing.  Thankfully, Chlo has her therapy head on to save the day!
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5 years ago
59 minutes 41 seconds

Google, am I dying?
A podcast born from the chaos and absurdity of what humans search for on the internet, your hosts Chloe and Rachel take you on a hilarious journey through their browser history in this informative, fun and ultimately feminist podcast. “You may as well be overhearing them in the beer garden of a London pub, it feels like you’re just hanging out with them.” — a close friend “I can’t believe you said that about your vagina.” — our mums “The ultimate search engine would understand exactly what you mean and give back exactly what you want.” — Larry Page