Hanna and Skylar discuss food poisoning, checking off boxes, Telluride polos, and male celebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss Hinge +, Zyn Pouches, Tinkerbell, bill belichick, and JT's DUI. Get the hottest takes of the week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about walking dogs, grand gestures, and meeting men in prison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar sit down with Chloe LaBranche and discuss a recent encounter with an exhibitionist, rehab and marriage. Listen as Chloe unravels from nicotine withdrawal on this episode of Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Skylar and Hanna sit down with the very funny Ali Macofsky and discuss sobriety, crushes, saving dick pics and cumming (or lack there of). What is dendrophilia? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the American Riviera Orchard, an angry mom's backyard extravaganza and the wnba. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chat about becoming a private flight attendant, The Golden Bachelor, and Chadwick Boseman's big D. Marry, Fuck Kill: Coachella, The Masters, The Boxing Fight. Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about JoJo Siwa's teeth, Lady Gaga's fiance and J.Lo's general unlikability. They also debate dating etiquette. Should gals followup with guys? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the appropriate dating age, Kate Middleton's new status and the Lukas Gage effect. The girlies also breakdown marriage and life as a sugar baby. How do you know when someone is "the one"? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Hanna and Skylar discover a new dating app. The girlies also discover another teacher who slept with her student, men with feminine products aka cheaters, and a streamer who identifies as a dog. How far would you travel for a man? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk depression, croissants and constant job rejections. The girls also discuss Anna Marie Tendler's upcoming memoir, dating celebrities and going to prison on a cruise. What would you blow $10,000 on? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar brainstorm ways to cancel a date and discuss Kristin Cavallari's new beau. They also reveal their craziest moments since female psychopaths are on the rise. What's happening with the Adderall shortage? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar are in the studio talking about building an AI partner, Hanna's 2 day OnlyFans career and the aura of a serial monogamist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar brainstorm jobs in this economy. They also discuss the Bob the Builder movie and neutering a cat in honor of an ex. Is listening to an audiobook reading? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar cringe over the Golden Globes and brainstorm Hanna's potential for sex work. The gals also discuss Nabisco's blurry sweetheart candy, a father giving his daughter lingerie and a mother sleeping with her daughter's husband. How does one become a lip reader? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about their celebrity inspo for 2024, the worst appetizers of 2023, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ability to lock it down. The girls also chitchat about stinky farts and porn addiction. What is allodoxaphobia? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about Hanna sleeping with Matt R*fe, WW3, and the foods that were discontinued in 2023. They also get into the problems with Vin Diesel and the entire Fast and Furious franchise. The girlies also discuss their goals for 2024. Is every year getting worse? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Skylar and Hanna chitchat about an overly supportive OnlyFans dad who gets arrested, the potential repercussions of going on reality television, and eye patches. The girls also gab about a Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the eyes for looking at other women. Is that totally illogical? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Short and steady wins the podcast numbers. This week Hanna and Skylar run into some technical difficulties (and lose a 1/4 of their audio) but still manage to talk about Adderall addiction, celebrity couple predictions and yet another woman sleeping with a teen. Do teachers sleep with their male students because they just love teaching so much? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar gab about neck problems(pillows), how to listen to canceled celebs, and their marketing rebrand for the ASPCA. The gal pals also discuss Skylar's poverty, Hanna's horrible type (of men), and Nicholas Cage's loss of $150 million. Is Sarah McLachlan a one-hit wonder? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices