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Goldie Lookin Chain
Goldie Lookin Chain
12 episodes
5 days ago

The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real!



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The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real!



GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff



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Goldie Lookin Chain
2003 The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss

🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 10

“The First Gigs, Terrible Contracts & Farts That Smell of Piss”


Episode Summary

In this gloriously shambolic deep dive, the GLC boys look back at their very early days: doomed record deals, weed-filled office meetings, their first ever gigs, and the chaotic rise from Newport cult heroes to nearly-signed superstars. From skipping CD players in TJ’s to flip-flop disasters in Manchester, it’s a full, unfiltered blast of nostalgia and bodily functions.

Key Topics

  • 💿 The terrible record deal they were first offered (“less money than the dole”)
  • 🥇 Meeting Gut Records, Hut Records, and the legendary “Gary from Hut”
  • 🚬 Smoking weed in record label offices while legal teams panicked
  • 📝 Signing their big Atlantic Records deal (and spilling Burger King everywhere)
  • 🎤 The first ever GLC gig at the Welsh Club:
  • 200-capacity room
  • 100+ person guestlist
  • Tickets reselling for £45–£100
  • A room so packed it felt like a zombie movie
  • 🩴 Misty’s legendary flip-flop disasters (multiple incidents!)
  • 🎟 The rider: 50 scratch cards — and the gambling spiral that followed
  • 🎶 Chaos at TJ’s: skipping CD players, makeshift repairs, and heroic stage dives
  • 🤝 Early management, Atomic Kitten tribute acts, and meeting the future team
  • 🎤 Joe Strummer appearances and bizarre backstage moments
  • 💨 The infamous fart that “smelled of piss”

Funny Bits & Best Moments

  • The band training for gigs by standing in a circle passing Lambrini around
  • Misty falling over a chair, farting, and landing on a can of Strongbow at once
  • A mysterious child on stage skinning up mid-performance
  • The credit card that “appeared from nowhere” and was used for months
  • Crowds so dense the band couldn’t leave the dressing room to pee
  • Stage diving behind a wall because the venue layout made no sense


Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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4 days ago
26 minutes 41 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Still Safe As Fu*k Tour 2025


Oi oi! This week we’re packing our bags (badly), hitting the road for 20 dates of pure chaos, and arguing about whether Shoe Zone is secretly Clarks. Expect new trackies, dodgy hangover cures, catchphrase wars, and the unforgettable tale of the time Kate Winslet’s dad turned up at our smelliest gig ever. Tours, farts, and cider – it’s the GLC way. Get your tickets here You knows it!

Tickets http://youknowsit.co.uk/tickets

Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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2 months ago
19 minutes 2 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
The Manifesto

Boom! It’s time for another **phat slice of audio gold** with the **Goldie Lookin Chain Goldie Lookin Podcast**, this time featuring scratch cards, bangers, and banter**.


We kick off by unveiling our **very own GLC scratch card game** – it’s like the lottery, but with more swearing and less disappointment (probably). Then we get all deep and meaningful about our **legendary album ‘The Manifesto’**, aka the sacred text of tracksuits and truth.


There’s bare **stories from the studio**, tales of **beats that nearly killed us**, and songs that were born after a curry at 3am. Expect **laughs, wisdom, dodgy memories**, and that sweet GLC camaraderie that smells faintly of pink wine and Lynx Java.


Tune in, get learned, and remember: it’s not just a podcast, it’s a way of life. **You knows it.**







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Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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4 months ago
46 minutes 46 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Q&A

Strap in for another bangin episode of the **Golden Looking Chain Podcast**, where your favourite lyrical legends are scratchin more than just vinyl. We kick things off with a scratch card - that’s right, we do the gambling so you don't lose your nan's pension.


Then it’s **Q\&A time**. Fans hit us up with the deep ones: how we write them, what it’s like smellin’ each other on tour (spoiler: Lynx Africa ain't magic), and whether fame's all it's cracked up to be (hint: it mostly involves horrible food and paranoia).


We even dive headfirst into a **heavyweight debate** about the **UK's best motorway services**—Tebay vs. Gloucester, fight me.


Expect **deep chats, bad jokes, and musical wisdom**. It’s like therapy, but with more tracksuits and less cryin’. Safe.


Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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4 months ago
34 minutes 32 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Adam Hussain's Truth Or Slander

Here we are in Cardiff spanking the hospitality budget and talking about Adam Hussain's Truth or Slander:


Intro

Nan Jam (Feat Adam's Nan)

Chain Gang

21 Ounces

To All The People

Dog Porn

New & Improved

Number One

Delivery Driver

Half Man Half Machine


#youknowsit

Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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5 months ago
25 minutes 34 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
The Party Album

Billy Webb, Mike Balls and Rhys from GLC roll through more Goldie Lookin Chan classics


1 Fick Brothers Live

2 Draw Club

3 I Want My GLC

4 Mike Balls Soccer Anthem

5 Roller Disco

6 Monkey Love

7 Silver Shadow

8 Eggsies Lament

9 Duffryn Vigilante Squad

10 Sexy Ladies

11 Shit Yourself

12 Doppleganger

13 Metal


#YouKnowsIt

Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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5 months ago
38 minutes

Goldie Lookin Chain
Return of the Red Eye

Sing along at home to We Are Back, You Knows It, Super Hero, Taxi, Just Chillin, Homeboys, Worms and Draw from Return of the Red Eye.


Featuring Rhys from GLC, Adam Hussain and Mike Balls some people shouting off mic and a burger.


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Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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5 months ago
25 minutes 2 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Bonus ep. Rhys and Graham The Bear on Insane In The Men Brain podcast

You'll also find an interview with Eggsy on Insane In The Men Brain.


Here's the nonsense in this episode:


00:00

The Humor of Farts

03:06

Parenting and Relationships

05:58

Life on the Tour Bus

09:01

The Rise of Goldie Looking Chain

12:03

The Band's Dynamic and Challenges

15:00

Navigating Fame and Attention

18:05

The Evolution of Their Music

21:06

The Balance of Fun and Professionalism

23:53

The Impact of Alcohol on Performances

28:25

Reflections on Aging and Health

31:11

The Role of Comedy in Mental Health

32:24

Personal Struggles and Support Systems

34:08

Coping with Loss and Grief

38:17

The Nature of Reality and Existence

39:40

Exploring Psychedelics and Their Effects

42:30

The Journey of Podcasting and Storytelling

46:01

Navigating Life After Music

49:37

Humor in Everyday Life and Experiences


Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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6 months ago
53 minutes 50 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
The Third Bit

Oi, Episode 3 is ‘ere, and it’s a proper trip down memory lane, GLC style! The boys spill the beans on their early days – makin’ beats, causin’ chaos, and somehow not gettin’ locked up (well, not for too long anyway). Expect tales of nickin’ pasties, dodgy gigs, and bangin’ tunes that shaped the legacy of Newport’s finest. From backroom bangers to underground antics, it’s all about the madness, the music, and the mates that made it happen. So grab a can, put yer feet up, and let the GLC take you on a ride through the wildest days of their youth. Safe!


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Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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6 months ago
29 minutes 7 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
The beginning

Right then, Episode 2 – time to get proper deep, like a kebab in a pint at 3 AM. The GLC boys take you back to where it all began: Newport, the land of seshes, sound systems, and seriously questionable life choices. Expect tales of dodgy beats, even dodgier mates, and that one time a Spanish dildo became essential studio gear (don’t ask, just listen). It’s all about the tunes, the booze, and the madness that shaped ‘em, plus a cheeky hint at what’s next. So crack open a can, sit back, and get ready for some next-level Newport nostalgia, butt!


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Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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6 months ago
29 minutes 53 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Scraping the surface

Oi, you! Fancy a trip down memory lane with the boys from GLC? Well, strap in, ‘cause this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From risin’ up like a dodgy kebab to takin’ on Japan and smashin’ bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the juicy deets. Expect mad stories, dodgy decisions, and more laughs than your nan after two sherries. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real.


GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, storytelling, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, fame, stories, made-up stuff



Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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7 months ago
34 minutes 53 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain
Trailer / Hysbyseb

Scraping the surface

Tiny Rebel are supporting our podcast. Go get your Clwb Tropica, the King of Session IPAs, Rebel IPA, and the British Smooth Stout, Coal Drop all from Wales’ biggest craft brewery. Get 10% off your first order at www.tinyrebel.co.uk with the promo code GLC. Select items may not be available under the discount code and whatever you order please remember to drink responsibly.


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7 months ago
27 seconds

Goldie Lookin Chain

The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real!



GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff



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