This week Two Mom makes his triumphant return and we lambaste Hound Dog's abysmal audio producing in his absence. We talk about disputing tickets in court, Tiger Woods near-career ender with a slipping security guard at the Masters and how awful we'd be playing Augusta National! We also discuss playoff beards and the rules that apply to grooming them, Rosales calls out lameos and wienies, and the boys talk about a silent issue that affects a large portion of men...hard nipples.