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Episode 148 - It's terrible, I could not recommend it more
This one's got everything you love: Dunkalatte talk, Willa's neighbors doing construction in the middle of a recording, Robin playing a game where you are a little mouse, but the main event is – of course – Willa going on an extended rant about a game she hates that most people love.
Timestamps:
(00:14) Robin joins the Dunkalatte cult
(06:03) Blake Manor update and your reminder Lorelei and the Laser Eyes rocks
(09:53) Winter Burrow
(15:32 ) 20+ minutes of Willa ranting about Dispatch
(23:12) Dispatch spoilers start
(24:23) Dispatch spoilers end
(38:18) Ambrosia Sky
(48:55) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Blue Moon, stealing umbrellas, A Pizza Delivery, Verho, Atelier Ryza )
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Alyssa Mercante on The Game A wards Future Class
Every 10/10 Game Informer has given
Willa's Dispatch thread on Bluesky
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It’s the week after Halloween and we’re finally talking about horror games. After an extended bullshit session to start, we work our way around to mousegirl soulslikes, talking to ghosts with your crush, trick or treating, finding yourself on Bajor, and being the nosiest bitches at the seance.
Timestamps:
(00:15) A bunch of nonsense
(04:10) Anti-recommendation for Hinako Note
(07:30) Gamer news: Simogo
(09:30) Mouseward: A game for Robin
(12:05) Fear the Spotlight
(18:10) The Seance of Blake Manor
(48:45) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival, The O.C.)
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This week it’s a lot of slop talk. Remakes are slop. Cozy games are slop. Law & Order Executive Producer Dick Wolf is slop. Everything is slop. We also check in on Hades 2 and Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2.
Timestamps:
(00:25) It’s all downhill from here
(02:27) More Hades 2
(06:35) Halo on PlayStation and why remakes suck
(18:52) Dick Wolf presents AI cop slop
(21:20) Cozy games discourse
(32:23) Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
(46:50) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Dinner parties, the bad Earthsea TV show, weird shit in your neighborhood, the library, Six Seasons cookbook)
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Moises Taveras on game remakes
Jason Schreier on Xbox Layoffs
A wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
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Jesus, it’s Next Fest again? Guess it’s time to talk about some demos.
Timestamps:
(00:20) Disrespecting Baja Blast
(2:20) Next Fest
(3:40) Opus Prism Peak
(8:15) Skate Story
(12:00) Sleep Awake
(16:15) Reanimal
(22:00) Constance
(25:00) Winter Burrow
(28:20) Ambrosia Sky
(32:40) Verho: Curse of Faces
(35:20) The Legend of Khiimori
(40:45) Mosaic of the Strange
(42:50) Dungeon Bodega Simulator
(46:30) Moonsigil Atlas
(49:20) Birdcage
(53:45) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Murder on the Orient Express, Murder on the Orient Express, Murder on the Orient Express, and Neuromancer)
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Episode 144 - The Soon To Be Mrs. Robin (Your Name Here)
Bad news, there is barely any beverage talk in this one. Good news, Robin is open to her hand in marriage being bought. Oh, we also spend a lot of time talking about the importance in having conviction in critical thinking and why Uncharted: The Lost Legacy is great
Timestamps:
(01:06) Learning about our audience
(3:36) Critic corner
(22:00) Robin’s spooky games (Vampire’s Best Friend, Sender)
(28:38) Play Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
(35:50) Carimara
(43:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. A Star Brighter Than The Sun, Fabula Ultima)
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This week, we’re still talking a bit about Hades II, sandwiched between slime farms, psychic babies, Tetris-likes, and Willa’s beverage-based spinoff podcast.
Timestamps:
(00:40) More coffee talk
(5:40) Slime Rancher 2
(09:35) Hades 2 (mid-to-endgame spoilers start at 15:20)
(18:30) Goodnight Universe
(26:40) Falling Block Jam
(31:40) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Bed and Breakfast for Spirits, Baquiné, Dreams in Nightmares)
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This week Willa and Robin are talking about suffering… but for fun! Consume Me and Baby Steps take up most of the episode but there is still time for brief thoughts on Blippo, Hades 2, and Willa’s coffee tips.
Time stamps:
(01:15) Willa’s Dunkalatte tips
(04:55) Consume Me [Trigger Warning: discussion of eating disorders]
(27:20) Baby Steps
(44:27) Blippo+
(49:26) Willa’s early Hades II thoughts
(55:08) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. A Fragrant Flower Blooms In Dignity, Witch Hat Atelier)
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This week we’re very tired and spend a long time talking about milk. I don’t know man. Then, Willa is apparently in the good part of Silksong and Robin talks about what she doesn’t like about Hades 2, a game that’s mostly good.
Time stamps:
(00:20) Coffee milk, Willa’s divorce, etc.
(05:30) So Willa’s been playing some more Silksong [Light Act 2 boss spoilers from 8:00-9:30]
(11:00) We should play Three Houses again
(12:30) A few more thoughts on Silksong
(17:40) This time Hades stars a girl
(37:45) Penguins
(39:40) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. FlyKnight, listening to the radio)
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Yes, we talk about Hollow Knight: Silksong in this episode, but first Robin and Willa have to salivate over the reveal that we are getting a new Fire Emblem game next year.
Time stamps:
(00:20) Willa’s a tradwife
(02:54) Non-Fire Emblem Direct news
(14:00) Us being crazy about new Fire Emblem
(25:28) Shaw! (the Silksong segment)
(53:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Taking My Dark Knight Girlfriend To The Corner Store, Secret Mall Apartment, Katabasis)
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais on Souls inheritors
Nicole Carpenter’s review of The Last of Us Part 1 at Polygon
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Robin and Willa played some games this week, just not the same ones. First up is the detailed world of Artis Impact, followed by the sleek and simple mechanics of Öoo. They both rock!
Timestamps:
(01:35) Worst Girl Mode episodes, ranked
(03:47) Artis Impact
(25:00) Öoo
(37:34) A short Peak update (it is still cool)
(38:18) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Alien: Earth, Berlin by Bea Setton)
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This week, we watched Nintendo’s little showcase, which was fine. Then we both played Heartworm, a game that we like a lot, despite all the things we don’t like about it. Finally, Robin talks about some old lady shit and a new podcast, and Willa reads a good book.
Timestamps:
(01:06) A little Nintendo Direct
(03:25) Too cool for Americans
(04:45) Regarding mouth sounds
(06:05) The rest of Nintendo Indie World
(14:25) Heartworm
(37:50) Titan Quest II
(40:09) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Pure Colour, In Sequence, Queer Games Bundle 2025)
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Heartworm Is A Modern Take On Fatal Frame With Perfect Retro Aesthetics
Heartworm Grapples With the Trap of Nostalgia
Titan Quest II Takes All The Right Lessons From Its Classic Predecessor
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We’ve got a grab bag of things this week (that includes mini grab bags hidden within). Robin and Willa discuss the latest Nintendo Direct, including everyone’s love of Philabieldia, and then go over previews for Battlefield (boo) and Silent Hill f (boo, but in a scary way not a bad way) before checking up on what games they’ve been playing.
Timestamps:
(02:30) Nintendo Direct gives us the good slop
(16:20) Preview corner with Battlefield 6 and Silent Hill f
(21:04) The Great Villainess… Again!
(27:48) The Robin game corner (Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking and Time Flies)
(40:09) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Brendon Bigley's Metroid Fusion video, Stop Fucking Playing The Wordle, Hana's Light)
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Everything that was bad last week is even worse this week. Itch has followed Steam in delisting a ton of games for either including offensive sexual content or just gay people. Who can even tell the difference? We follow that exasperating conversation with what we’ve been playing this week, mostly consisting of games about a whole bunch of toxic lesbians.
Timestamps:
(01:00) Everything got worse
(18:35) Toxic Yuri VN Jam
(29:10) The Great Villainess
(33:15) Metal Garden
(36:50) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Young Justice, The Raven Tower)
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Two articles from Ana Valens on game censorship
Fans need to understand Link and Zelda aren’t a couple
Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny
Developers Are Protesting As Adult Game Bans Come To Indie Storefront Itch.io
Steam Banning Some Adult Games Is A Big Deal Even If You Don’t Play Them
Stop Payment Processors from censorship!
Protect Queer Creators and Sex Workers
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Episode 133 - The Cultural Vandalism Corner
This week Robin and Willa talk about the horrors of horse girl racing, the horrors of pulp point-and-click adventure The Drifter, the horrors of regulating games, and the beauty of the New York Mets baby, let's go Mets, it's all about the Mets!
Timestamps:
(00:13) Sponsored by TK water brand
(04:24) Umamusume: and they were roomates
(12:44) The Drifter: John Carpenter does point-and-click
(23:14) Wheels of Aurelia and Apple sucking as usual
(28:19) Valve cracks down on porn for stupid reasons. TRIGGER WARNING: sexault assault and rape mentioned
(34:04) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. TAMAYOMI: The Baseball Girls, Leviathan)
Mentioned this week:
Game Developer on Wheels of Aurelia
No Escape on Valve’s porn crackdown
Ana Valens on Valve's porn crackdown
And finally Robin on Valve's porn crackdown
Women are reclaiming their place in baseball
The girl who struck out Babe Ruth
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We took last week off from recording and, what do you know, we ended up playing a lot of games in the meantime. This time, we’re talking about girls who are horses, cats who are girls, and card games that are magic. This week also marks Press Start joining The Worst Garbage network so go check them out!!
Timestamps:
(00:25) We’ve gone to the audience
(03:10) Peak - It’s still good
(10:00) P5X - A Persona game with bad politics? Who would have thought
(19:25) Occlude - What if solitaire was fun
(26:45) Umamusume - The highs and lows of high school horse girl racing
(41:35) Everdeep Aurora - She’s a cat who’s a girl, not a cat girl
(46:30) Mass Effect - The best Mass Effect
(57:50) Eriksholm: The Stolen Dream - What if Fagin was a hot lady and not antisemitic
(1:08:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Dan Da Dan, Wildermyth Lays Bare the False Promises of AI Storytelling, Two Days Talking to People Looking for Jobs at ICE)
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Not Every Co-Op Game is “Friendslop”
No Phone Summer: It’s The Summer of the Retro Handheld
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There has not been a lot of news for us to discourse about lately, so we are doing what every good content creator does for engagement: make a bad list. Come for Willa and Robin suffering through a task of their own making as they choose the best games of the 21st century, stay for updates on what Willa’s neighbor is doing with their backyard.
Timestamps:
(00:13) Judging our neighbors
(04:09) The best games of the 21st century (objectively)
(35:27) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Loco Motive, Peak)
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We’re coming to you live from the heat dome this week, so assume anything wrong with this episode is due to our brains poaching in our skulls. In the meantime, we’ve been playing fishing games and porn games and old games and racing games and all kinds of other games and we’re here to talk about them in no particular order.
Timestamps:
(00:20) Welcome to the heat dome
(02:50) Sinker Sound
(17:10) L8R SK8R
(22:34) Mario Kart 8
(25:30) Aeromachina
(31:00) Signum Malum
(34:35) PSP Corner
(41:20) The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
(44:40) Ambrosia Sky
(46:25) Good Morning Drifter
(48:20) Squeakross: Home Squeak Home
(52:00) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. The Talented Mr. Ripley, Date Everything claims to be a dating sim, but it doesn't love or understand its own genre, good writers are perverts, leaving the party, F*ck it, Let's Make a Website!)
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Mario Kart World Review: ALMOST the Best Mario Kart
Baseball Explained by an Anime Girl
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This week, we've played an unconscionable number of demos, so we run through a whole bunch of the ones we mostly liked at Steam Next Fest and the Tribeca Festival. Then, Willa interviews Tribeca Games vice president Casey Baltes with a tin can inside a submarine apparently and Robin tries her hardest to make it listenable.
Timestamps:
(00:20) Just a whole bunch of nothing
(04:35) Dice Gambit
(10:30) Cast and Chill
(14:00) Morse
(18:15) Prison of Husks
(28:30) MotionRec
(33:20) Coffee Talk Tokyo
(35:30) Project Arrow
(37:15) KuloNiku: Bowl Up!
(41:10) Dispatch
(47:15) MIO: Memories in Orbit
(55:45) Possessor(s)
(1:00:55) Absolum
(1:04:46) Death Howl
(1:09:00) Cairn
(1:13:10) Sleep Awake
(1:15:40) Take Us North
(1:22:35) Mixtape
(1:29:30) Casey Baltes Interview
(1:55:10) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Fire Emblem: Three Houses, a very good video about Dark Souls 2)
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Prison Of Husks Feels Like Playing A Dream About Dark Souls
I'm Bad at Video Games, So I Played Dark Souls 2
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The worst part of the year was even worse this year. We slogged through Summer Game Fest and a few showcases that didn’t suck and now we’re here to talk about what we saw there and why everyone’s so mad.
CW: Discussions of disordered eating in Consume Me from 52:30 to 57:05
Timestamps:
(00:20) Our mortal enemy, summer
(01:30) State of Play had a few good games
(13:15) Ciri Showcase and Unearthed Treasure Room
(17:30) SGF was even worse than it always is
(33:00) Mina the Hollower is good as hell
(38:55) Remembering that good video games exist at Day of the Devs
(52:30) CW: Eating disorders Consume Me is unbelievably good
(57:05) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Mishima - A Life in Four Chapters and another cinematic masterpiece)
(1:04:30) Some announcements!
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Consume Me Turns Gaming’s Obsession With Stats Into A Trap For Players
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