Get ready to be CURSEDDD…and have 28,000 rewrites just to flop in the box office because you’re a misunderstood film. We’re talking 2004’s Cursed if you haven’t guessed, directed by Wes Craven and written by Kevin Williamson (mostly:/) starring Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, Judy Greer, Joshua Jackson, Portia de Rossi, Milo Ventimiglia, Mya, and Shannon Elizabeth.

Siblings Jimmy (Jesse) and Ellie (Christina) are in for a real change when they get into a car accident and are attacked by a creature which Jimmy believes to be a werewolf. Jimmy is an awkward kid bullied by his coed Bo (Milo), while Ellie works a high-end job with publicist Joanie (Judy) and also juggles a relationship with moody nightclub owner and playboy Jake (Joshua). As the two begin to notice changes in their appearance and appetite, these siblings have to come together to figure out who cursed them, and how to stop it from turning them forever. Will they lift the curse? How much better could this original film have been? And how many times will I reference Mya even though she only has five minutes of screentime?