Berto listens to an ear movie about a late-nite paranormal talk radio guest who tells of near death adventures through mind-altering astral realms populated by a gallery of colorful spirits. *HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED* Cast (@ refers to twitter) Blauergeist @blauer_geist Brendan @luso_brendan Ford @fordlikethecar Jack Mason @lotus__point Zach Langley Chi Chi @asukahomo Charls Carroll @goodcharls NeedsSalt @StilNotHavin_It Effina Carroll @effinacarroll Thaddeus Russell @ThaddeusRussell Amanda Milius @AmandaMilius Anthony Sisco Erick Hayden Andrew Ruse James Bivens Andrew Dalton

Created by Berto, Ortant Aper, and The Eternal Dillards. Music original. Featuring Hayden Church (1:35), Yeerk.P (5:52), stained hanes (8:29, 18:00), Adam Lehrer (Safety Propaganda [9:12]), Oliver Bateman (12:52), New Face in Hell (28:30), Shit Glove (31:28), CrownedCaribou (33:33, 53:28), Jamie (RIP Snailbert [36:13]), Jack Mason (39:36), Aleksander Hardashnakov (40:40), Stricture (@bog_beef [45:27]), Confirmed Miscer (49:51), Ilych the Dialectical P_ (52:00), Raegan Lodge (56:54), ******** (58:44), Jennifer Sullivan (1:04:50)

Created by Berto, Ortant Aper, and The Eternal Dillards. Music original. Featuring Mars⚔︎Minerva(1:51), CrownedCaribou (6:54), Falstaffe (INSTA: aztec_christ [10:47]), matthew (12:08, 51:58), Monthus Birwa (13:14), stained hanes (16:40, 38:01), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [20:30]), Adam Lehrer (Safety Propaganda [25:38]), Brendan (28:18), Will Samson (31:34), EDDIE (35:02), Yeerk.P (38:30), Pariah The Doll (42:15, 48:52, 1:02:56), Miss White (44:03), BoiltOwl (46:30), Ilych the Dialectical P__ (50:08, 54:06), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [58:07]), Berthold (1:01:53)

WANDER THE HALLS OF THE BERTO CENTER WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE BOYS. EXPLORE THE CITY SURROUNDING. DRINK THE PISS. GULP IT RIGHT DOWN. Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, Ilych, and Ortant Aper Featuring stanwarecook (5:50), Monthus Birwa (9:00), Sexist Housecat (11:35 and 59:50 [Astolfo Voiced by Comet Xi Jinping Pong]), Jargon (23:00), James (MKUltraMoney) and GRIFTSHOP (27:35), Jack the Perfume Nationalist (31:30), Grant (34:15), Hayden Church (37:05), Brendan (41:15), CrownedCaribou (42:45), yaldablyat (51:10), Aimee Terese (57:15), stained hanes (718TV [1:02:20]), Tony Sadprano (1:06:10 [Hayden voiced by Hayden]), Filthy Armenian (1:11:00), Ford The Surfing Violinist (1:15:25 [Also arranged by Ford! Tom voiced by Brendan]), Dan Thrall (1:20:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:23:15]), Eternal Dillards (1:27:05) Introduction voiced by Ford The Surfing Violinist. Music at 1:23:15 by Reid ([@eupatheiai]produced by Ortant Aper)

GHOST JAIL GOES TO SCHOOL Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring The Grinch (0:25), Monthus Birwa (2:30), CrownedCaribou (5:15), NeoconRemover (8:30, 39:45, 1:11:05), Steppy (8:35), Grift Shop(10:25), D.E. (11:10), Chairman of Swag Xi Jinping (Real_Xi_Jinping [15:20]), Thaddeus Russell (20:10, 40:00), Birdarchist (TLEbirdarchist 23:45), stained hanes (718TV [27:35]), Eternal Dillards (36:40), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [58:25]), Zach Langley (1:00:55), Cotton (cottonarchist [1:13:30]), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:15:50])

GHOST JAIL ON VACATION Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [0:15]), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [1:50]), Eternal Dillards (as luvubye luvubye.bandcamp.com/ [4:05]), Jamie (6:20, 34:55, 49:05, 57:05, 1:11:20), stained hanes (718TV [10:15, 34:05, 38:15, 45:00, 1:04:20 {voiced by Werdy Terdy}]), Brendan (of Ellroy Boys and Isolation Chamber [10:55]), D.E. (16:15), Ortant (of The Perfume Nationalist [26:05 - music also by Ortant]), FALSTAFFE (28:45), George (jitotweets [36:55]), S******* (39:00), Hayden Church (40:30), shocking and demented (nsfwphd [53:00 - music also by nsfwphd]), Monthus Birwa (58:30), and Jack The Perfume Nationalist (1:01:20)

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring christlover2000 (of Girls Talk 0:20), stained hanes (718TV [1:25, 1:01:05]), Monthus Birwa (5:00), JAW (7:55), Jamie (9:35), FALSTAFFE (10:40, 1:12:00), Berthold (12:25), BLAUERGEIST! (13:25), Tony Sadprano (Drascolav [23:30, 30:30]), Eternal Dillards (26:20), LIAM (31:00), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [37:40]), Town Arsonist (41:10), D.E. (43:45), The Surfing Violinist (45:30), John Dios (music also by John Dios [47:50]), Jargon (56:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:07:30])

A mental illness themed episode of Ghost Jail. Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring Ortant (of The Perfume Nationalist 0:15), Howling Mutant (1:40), Jamie (3:55), D.E. (7:50), Bimbo Ubermensch (12:40, 26:15), Monthus Birwa (13:25), shocking and demented (nsfwphd [17:30 - music also by nsfwphd]), Brendan (Gorgonzola Man [22:20]), CrownedCaribou (31:45), Jack The Perfume Nationalist (34:45), stained hanes (718TV [36:50, 57:20]), Gian (of Twink Revolution [39:50]), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [50:15]), BLAUERGEIST! (59:55), Fistlosopher (1:06:05), FALSTAFFE (1:12:05)

The boys ramble about conspiracies. Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring Class Redux Killa (1:35), Hayden Church (5:30), Berthold (Gustavus [8:25 & 15:45]), Dani (16:55), Grendel (18:35), Stained Hanes (718TV [24:30]), Lowahekn (36:20), Monthus Birwa (45:00), Brandon Adamson (53:15), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [55:35]), The Eternal Dillards (1:00:23), and FALSTAFFE (1:07:05)

The boys ramble about The Libs. Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring The Eternal Dillards (1:10), Barrett (6:25 & 41:40), Jamie (7:27 & 10:33), FALSTAFFE (8:00), Monthus Birwa (13:55), Sam Rubberwidow (26:15), CrownedCaribou (30:40), George (jitotweets [33:55]), Kendra (42:50), Stained Hanes (718TV [44:00]), Gian and Sam (of Twink Revolution [52:25 & 54:55]), and Jack The Perfume Nationalist (57:20)

GHOST JAIL - EPISODE 1 - WOMEN Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors. Featuring Berthold, Hayden, Gorgonzola Man, Stained Hanes (718TV), NeedsSalt, Ortant, John Dios, and J a c k The Perfume Nationalist