Who really was the real Elizabeth Taylor?
With Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl releasing next week, Hailey explores the inspiration behind Taylor naming one of her unheard tracks "Elizabeth Taylor." Does Taylor relate to Elizabeth's toxic relationship with fame? Is she inspired by her star power? Is she intrigued by her long list of husbands (specifically SEVEN)?
This week, Hailey dives into the life of Elizabeth Taylor: her career, her seven husbands, her possible queerness, and if she was the real Evelyn Hugo.
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged to be married!!! With fans rejoicing that Taylor has FINALLY been chosen and celebrating that it’s never too late to find love (even if you’re God forbid 35 years old)--we know, there may be more to this story, or performance, rather. This episode, I’m joined by “Performance Artlor” expert Sabrina Fleetwood!!! to discuss the theory that Taylor Swift is not just a performer onstage, but in the public eye as well. Today we’re doing a deep dive into this theory, dissecting the public’s reaction to the engagement (TM), and examining this new era of Taylor Swift’s performance, with her anticipated new album, The Life of a Showgirl.
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Wow. Just wow. Taylor Swift announced that her new album, TS12, will be called The Life of a Showgirl! With fans around the world rushing to find Easter Eggs in her announcement posts, one thing seems obvious (even to Tayvis stans distracted by The New Heights podcast): that Taylor Swift is embodying Ophelia on the album cover.
Will her fate, or rather, the showgirl version of herself’s fate, end up just like Ophelia’s? What if Taylor is BOTH Ophelia AND Hamlet in her story? And what if these connections don’t end at Hamlet…this episode, Hailey uncovers a whole new meaning to the statement: “Taylor Swift is the modern day Shakespeare.”
Join my Patreon for bonus content HEREIt's all over social media, the news, and for some reason the President's desk: it's the American Eagle X Sydney Sweeney "Genes" Gate. The ad campaign generated a wave of backlash due to undertones of eugenics and misogyny. But this isn't Sydney Sweeney's first brush with the threat of cancelation...This episode, Hailey (your host) tackles this monster of a controversy and explores why MAGA has taken Sweeney under their wing. She also talks Sweeney's previous controversies, from her selling her own bathwater, to a MAGA-themed birthday party.HAPPY SEASON 3 GASPERS!!!
Last week, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce stepped out at numerous events together, where the paps were quick to take their picture. But they weren’t alone. They were joined by Travis’s rumored boyfriend, Ross Travis... Is this all a beard/PR relationship? If so, it's not the only one in Hollywood right now.
This week, Hailey talks about how the “Lavender Marriages” of Old Hollywood still continue today. This episode, she covers: Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster, Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra, and of course Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce.
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Sabrina Carpenter is the latest celebrity this month to have a scandal! What in the pop culture! She came under fire this week for her new album's, "Man's Best Friend," cover that many fans have criticized for misogynistic themes. With her fans split on their reaction to the artwork, discourse regarding choice feminism, purity culture, and women's sexuality has taken over the internet.
On this week's episode, Hailey takes this controversy head on, providing some hot takes that some may not want to hear...
It’s Pride, and what does that mean? It means the bisexuals and lesbians are fighting. Again. Last week, almost as if TRYING to increase the tensions, Fletcher, the famously sapphic singer, “came out” as having a boyfriend by dropping her song, "Boy"–much to the aghast of fans and sapphics alike. Lesbians have called out Fletcher for her “trad-wife” marketing and poorly timed announcement, while bisexuals have called out lesbians for their reaction, saying it’s biphobic.
This week Hailey is joined by her close friend, Fletcher superfan, and fellow sapphic, Lexi, to weigh in on all of the controversy.
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She's free!!! Taylor Swift announced HUGE news last week: that she has finally bought back her masters. Now, for the first time in her entire career… she owns all her work. As exciting and game-changing as this news is, it also means that the long-anticipated Taylor’s Version of Reputation will not happen.
In this week's episode, Hailey celebrates (and also digests) this news and investigates what Taylor might do now as a free woman: release Karma? re-do her sparkling summer? perhaps even come out??
Also happy Pride everyone!
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This week Hailey dives into JoJo Siwa's latest controversy: that she's dating a man??
Clutch your florals, because Blake Lively did WHAT to Taylor Swift?? This week, Hailey breaks down the latest shocking claims that Blake Lively threatened best friend Taylor Swift.
In this follow up episode of blake lively & justin baldoni feud: the full timeline, Hailey unpacks the most gasp-worthy claims of all: that Blake Lively threatened and blackmailed Taylor Swift. Hailey catches viewers up with the latest in the legal drama, digs into how the hell Taylor is involved, and explores what this could mean for new music and her friendships.
(All actions or statements referenced in this episode are alleged claims)
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Taylor Swift released “Clara Bow” as the final song on her latest album’s anthology, The Tortured Poet’s Department. From a brief google search, you can learn that Clara Bow was a Hollywood megastar, known as the original “it girl” during the champagne-drenched golden era of the 1920s. But, Clara Bow was also a bisexual icon… that part is often erased by the history books. Is this the larger reason as to why Taylor uses Clara as inspiration? Does Taylor see herself as a Clara Bow reincarnated? Hailey digs into the life, career, & queerness of Clara Bow, and highlights the eerily similar connections between the modern it girl's (Taylor Swift) art and life to the original it girl's (Clara Bow).
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If you're my family, this episode is not for you!
This week, Hailey shares her full story of how she realized she was bisexual, from childhood, to the catalyst moment that changed everything. If you're questioning your sexuality or think you may not be as straight as you've thought your whole life, stay tuned...this message is for you (you could be bi)! Join my Patreon for bonus content HERE!My merch is 20% off HERE!
This week, Hailey spirals into the sapphic sports obsession that is Paige Bueckers, Azzi Fudd, and the WNBA. From those edits making straight teen girls question their sexuality, to seasoned lesbians realizing these two teammates are more than just friends, Hailey unpacks why queer women everywhere are down bad—and why watching one WNBA game can ruin your life (in the best way).
In this episode, Hailey digs into the queer culture of women's basketball, the (wlw) internet's impact on the game, and how viewership has skyrocketed with the rise of star players like Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, Kate Martin, Paige Bueckers, & Azzi Fudd.
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Swifties widely accept the idea that the muses of Midnights and TTPD are Joe Alwyn & Matty Healy respectively. Hailey explores the controversial theory that these assumptions are all wrong. What if the songs about London actually reference Taylor Swift's "friend" Zoë Kravitz, who spent COVID quarantined in London with Taylor? And what if all the lyrics about a tattooed cinephile drug user, are actually about Zoë, who matches that description as well?This week, Hailey analyzes the lyrics and the entire timeline of Taylor & Zoë's friendship to get to the truth.
It's time for us to come together for the state of the gaylor union...
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On the heels of the latest Love Is Blind season, the internet is buzzing about the impact of social issues (specifically LGBTQ+ rights) on reality TV relationships. The controversies beg the questions: What is break-up worthy when it comes to politics? How are queer conversations and contestants treated on dating shows? Who was wrong: Sara or Ben? And what kind of representation does the LGBTQ+ community want on TV?
Hailey answers all those questions and more on this week's episode. She digs into queer representation on The Bachelor Franchise, Love Is Blind, The Ultimatum, I Kissed A Girl, and more.
(Warning, spoilers ahead...)
The girlies TOOK OVER pop music the last couple of years and arguably, the Summer of 2024 was for the girls. With the Barbie movie still lingering, the Eras Tour in full swing, and Brat Summer fully taking over, feminism seemed like it was at an all time high. But did we have a real cultural shift, or was it just for show? Does Pop Girlie Culture have a little problem... of racism?
Hailey questions the real impact of the pop girlie takeover, and digs into the racism and misogyny that seems to have resurfaced after Beyonce took home Album of the Year at the 2025 Grammys.
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"Don't speculate on sexuality" is a phrase we hear CONSTANTLY on the internet these days, and Hailey's here to tell you the opposite advice: not only is it ok, but you SHOULD.
Hailey dives into the queer theory that supports "speculating," and explains how speculating on sexuality is not the same as outing. If you're stuck in an internet argument, you're in luck, cuz this episode gives you the tools you need to win, or at least, know you're right on the inside.
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This year's Super Bowl has the internet talking, but it's not about what we predicted... Taylor Swift performing at the halftime show? nope. The Chiefs winning? nope. A Tayvis engagement? nope...
We were blessed with a huge Easter Egg, this time from the NFL's hottest og undercover couple, Travis Kelce & his true WAG, Ross Travis: aka Tross (the new Kaylor)
In this episode, Hailey attempts to piece together the Tross romantic timeline, talks Travis Kelce's beards, digs into the NFL's homophobia, and questions if Travis Kelce's whole family is actually in on the whole scheme.
These two are MESSY! The now infamous legal battle between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni over their movie, It Ends With Us, is anything but straight forward. This week, Hailey breaks down the entire timeline of the drama, reading text messages, evidence & giving her own two cents on the feud. And OF COURSE she covers how Taylor Swift somehow was dragged into their mess.
(Hailey's opinions are all her own. All words, actions, or statements referenced in this episode are alleged.)
