Sup dudes, welcome to another tubular episode of FOES where the peeps talk the freshest flick in the area, 1999's Idle Hands directed by
Rodman Flender and starring our favourite homies, Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Jessica Alba and Elden Henson.
We talk straight boy camp, 9/11, Druid Time and Julian's bad opinions on Jessica Alba.
So join us in another dope episode and remember, homophobia is totally bogus
We are happy to have the talented KAO as our first guest on the podcast, and what better movie to have a guest on than the cult classic Bubba Ho-tep, starring the man with the chin, Bruce Campbell.
KAO
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Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the buffet and walruses
Confidence, corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, walruses
Seashellsby the seashorpheus
We discuss many things in this episode but the main quandary is "Is it ok to have sex in your kitchen if the kids have been put to bed"
Hell truly is a teenage girl.
To finish off our Pride month we are reviewing 2009's queer feminist cult camp classic Jennifer's Body, written by Diablo Cody, Directed by Karyn Kusama and starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.
Spoiler alert, we absolutely loved this movie.
Edited by Charlie Whiteside
We continue our Pride month programme with the the future cult classic French Giallo queer horror Knife plus Heart, written and directed by Yann Gonzalez.
We talk vintage gay porn, how electronic music is made, but most importantly we make Eva explain why she hates seeing people have sex on camera.
Is the MOVIE The Babadook queer? No not really.
Is THE Babadook a gay icon fit for PRIDE? 100%, they go to goth nights with a leather harness and fishnets under that big jacket, they stand by the corner of the club looking at you, we love and respect our Bi royalty with social anxiety.
So join the gang as we review 2014 The Babadook, written and directed by Jennifer Kent.
Fellow Ghouls, Fiends and Arch-viles we are happy to announce that today we are kicking off our PRIDE MONTH SPECIAL with 1987s, cult classic THE LOST BOYS, directed by Joel Schumacher and starring our favorite invisible operative Kiefer Sutherland.
Many questions are posed in this episode like
"What is Star even doing here?"
"What's a grub'o'meter?'
"Why does Julian hate 80s music?"
So join us while we show our resident hetero horror twink friend Julian some queer horror classics
Episode edited by: Charlie Whiteside @cheesuscharlie on Instagram
Is an undead Nazi worst than a living Nazi? Did she suck his poo finger? How do dogs 69? Død snø? More like Dude no.
The gang watched 2009's horror comedy Dead Snow by Tommy Wirkola and spent way too much time talking about that damn finger.
Praise the Mother, it's finally time to review 2018's Suspiria! Following a scathing review of the timeless original, will the gang prefer Guadagnino's 'cover'? Will they also somehow still find time to sh*t some more on the beloved Giallo classic? Are all three of them just Tilda Swinton in prosthetics? Perhaps.
Hitting when the iron is stone cold, the gang watches 2024's Maxxxine. We've got serial killers, Mia Goth's ball-busting, and ducks full of cocaine. What's not to like? (ominous foreshadowing)
Take this red ribbon off my eyes
I'M MARRIED, and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly where I stand?
This world is forcing me to hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a girl, oh, little old me
Well, don't let me out of your sight
Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights"
-Pearl if she ever started a pop punk band
The gang continues watching Ty West's Maxime trilogy, with Mia Goth's tour de force Pearl from 2022
Tim Burton is a hack, long live Henry Selick.
Join Eva (she/them) as she shows two overgrown children one of her favorite childhood movies, and join Adrian (he/him) and Julian (he/him) as they discuss German folklore and whether Edward Cullen is a nonce or not.