Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Fiction Every Story Ever (by BusterManwomb) 69 Hues of Game Industry Bullshit Ubisoft Monetizes Sisyphus’ Boulder (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn It’s been over a year since the sun has risen. Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2023/06/23/season-13-episode-1-no-you-dont-deserve-joy/

Fanfics read: X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt) 69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn This is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we're taking the Summer off and then we'll see if we can come back occasionally once the Fall hits, but we will not longer be doing weekly episodes! The era of guests is over! IT IS THE END TIMES (no the show is not dying I swear)! And we're going out the way we came in: reading bad fanfic. One last diddlefic by Buster Manwomb before *the hibernationing* begins. It's been quite a journey getting to this zenith, now how the hell do we get down? In all seriousness, as we shift into this new phase of podcast existence, thank you to everyone who's helped us make it this far. Happy Pride month to all, as well. We'll see you when we see you. This is not the last time you'll hear us reading smut! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/06/09/season-12-episode-22-glup-shitto/

Fanfics read: Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction) Waluigi's Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Second to last episode of the Season and by golly we're still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of paths crossing where none should ever meet. Anyways, here's some sexy times featuring Jewish Beyblades. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/30/season-12-episode-21-jewish-beyblades/

Fanfics read: Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account) Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka) HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses) Mikey and Leo's Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius) There's a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There's more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/26/season-12-episode-20-gohman-tamago-pops-the-squirt/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn The core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/20/season-12-episode-19-the-jews-4-chuggs-sect/

Fanfics read: The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk) 69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell’s Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn I feel like we’re stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god’s domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn’t have meddled. We shouldn’t have nom’d the lettuce. Save us. Save us from…the Mitch. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/13/season-12-episode-18-an-ass-eaten-in-every-driveway/

Fanfics read: please don’t read this (by orphan_account) Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul) smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn You know you're in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled "please don't read this". Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/29/season-12-episode-17-elvis-noise/

Fanfics read: Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck) What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar)) Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, Rose Ah, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you're here for the fanfic episode. Right. In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hitting topic of racism. MLK fucks the green M&M. Didn't think I'd ever write that sentence. Then we read some Star Wars gay drug fucking, and finally a story about new mittens and an uncomfortable chair. Rose joined in and contributed to the terrible ideas and even worse candy rankings. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/04/15/season-12-episode-16-gurkle/

Fanfics read: Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater) A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar) Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, Sunny David says: “Here’s your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive.” It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame material though, guaranteed* *not a guarantee To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/25/season-12-episode-15-a-bad-case-of-salt-dick/

Fanfics read: The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola) Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account) Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn Don’t say The Peepee Poopoo Man Don’t think The Peepee Poopoo Man And whatever you do don’t have sex with Sans. I’ve given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic. Oh, and Don’t eat that french fry off the ground. You’ll get a cum cold. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/11/season-12-episode-14-adam-sandler-is-not-in-beastars-as-far-as-i-know/

Fanfics read: The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill) Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis) An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mish I need to stop mentally projecting the concept of "next week can't be as bad as this week" because *flails at everything*. In this lovely romp, which features Mish as a guest reader, we traipse through some FF7 Star Wars...smut? I guess it counts as smut to someone. Enjoy those included images in the fanfic, btw. Fucking nightmare fuel. Then we visit the spirit of Alan Rickman having the runs. Finally, we discuss the finer points of Argonian homo-sex in all the juicy, slithery details. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/04/season-12-episode-13-extreme-g-zuz-the-video-game/

Fanfics read: Palentine's Day (by Enpasii) Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot) Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay) The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog) A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn All you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/18/season-12-episode-12-youll-always-be-my-silverboat/

Fanfics read: ~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams) Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics) Ginger’s Inside Story (by N01) Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley In what can only be classified under international law as “a clusterfuck” of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs were available during World War 2, discuss geometry, and Logan gets upset when he is robbed of mpreg. Just your typical Wednesday night. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/02/04/season-12-episode-11-ha-ha-youve-lost-control-of-your-limbs-for-life/

Fanfics read: Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Lack I laughed a lot during this episode. That's all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/01/22/season-12-episode-10-hue-go-award-winning-episode-fnf-the-bell-tolls-for-thee-scoob/

Fanfics read: UA’s Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami) i’m just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Happy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck in some capacity but hopefully not as bad! Celebrate the right way by listening to our last Hentaimas episode. That’s all I got, enjoy! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/31/season-12-episode-9-stadium-fries-die-here/

Fanfics read: Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair) Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty (by Staadtal) Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord) Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952) In The Office (by Serenity1) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Woofy A Hentaimas Miracle where all five hosts got to be together at least once more before the end of the year! Woofy joins as guest as we read to naughty stories about Christmas, one naughty story about bunny and fox cops, one more really naughty story about Christmas but not about Santa, and then continuing the trend of geriatric gay sex, a story about Mr. Burns. We wish you all a happy whatever you celebrate and if you don’t celebrate anything a happy fucking Friday! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/24/season-12-episode-8-i-fucked-santa-with-my-face/

Fanfics read: 69 Hues of Writer's Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster Manwomb We keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and applying cruel and gross conditions to them. Anyways, we kick off the December times in earnest by creating our new FNF holiday: Hentaimas! We have no idea what's involved but we like the name and despite any reddit forums to the contrary we are totally the first people to think of it. To celebrate we read Buster Manwomb Christmas fanfic and somehow summon them into our realm to read with us. We can now confirm that they are not one of the hosts and we can possibly dovetail one of the longer running bits of the show. Or not, I can't predict the future. That's Logan's job. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/18/season-12-episode-7-terf-slapping-day/

Fanfics read: A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account) Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks) Five-Star Man (by rillrill) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn Another core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway. We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Finally, we fill out those survey cards and figure out who the five star man is in Philadelphia, which is Always Sunny. Happy Veterans Day, everyone! To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/12/03/season-12-episode-6-west-vrgyner/

Fanfics read: Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite) A for... (by crossingwinter) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Waffle Second guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey's anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the uncensored version. Nobody can. It's too powerful. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/26/season-12-episode-5-senior-week/

Fanfics read: Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad'Dib (by Jamie Smith) At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn Aight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There's a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a good chunk reading about the cock worship and nun tit slapping, and then we read something else! That something else being fanfic of John Stewart and the Daily Show. It's gooey and sticky and attemptedly sexy. To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/19/season-12-episode-4-paul-atrei-deez-nuts/