Imagine you're on your deathbed and instead of reflecting on a life well-lived, you're shelling out big money to a guy for him to crash the funeral and spill the beans on family secrets. Why let a good secret die with you when you can stir the pot one last time? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Steve and his wife had a romantic weekend away where they realized Steve has some nice feet and they could probably make a killing by massaging them on OnlyFans. We had some ideas to help their profile get off on the right foot! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A Miami Beach cyclist says he was just steadying himself on a cruiser, but cops saw him continuing on his merry way as "evading" or “disorderly conduct” and arrested him. One person’s balance move is apparently another’s felony in the same way "nearly denting" is the same as "multiple dents". We're sure this will end well for these officers. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Free Beer's story about wheelchairs in his neighborhood led us to forming a new sort of league of heroes and we somehow ended where Kelly denies the abilities of Helen Keller. We're not sure what happened here, but it sure was fun! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A community on the Michigan coast of Lake Huron celebrated clean water with pirates, mermaids and more. It got us excited for other types of festivals like renaissance fairs and which show members would have the most fun at them! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Fort Wayne once asked the public to name its new government building. “Harry Baals” won by a landslide, “Thunderdome” came in second, and officials still chickened out with boring old “Citizens Square.” Democracy lost, comedy won. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A flight to LA had to make an emergency pit stop in Colorado after one drunk passenger broke free from restraints twice, waved a skateboard, and yelled slurs. That is until a linebacker-sized passenger finally tamed him, making him look like a toddler in the process. Fellow passengers arrived eight hours late, but had some hilarious reactions. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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We've had this article about flossing with hair in prep all week, much to Maitlynn's chagrin. Today, we finally got to it and got Mait violently close to yakking in-studio. Oh, and Tommy licked a hair hashbrown from Kelly's brush...Yeah, it was all as off-putting as it sounds. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beginning of the game. This time, we found out that there aren't many things beyond "Chris Michels" (AKA Hot Wings) that start with C.M. and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A woman on Reddit got engaged to her AI boyfriend after five months, complete with a virtual proposal and pixelated ring, assuring everyone she’s totally sane, just in a very committed relationship with her Wi-Fi. It got Steve wondering how easy it is to develop a relationship with bots and tried setting Kelly up with one too! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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On today's show, Steve put together a list of ten songs, smashed them all together, and played them at the same time. Can you guess any of the 10 songs from DECASMASH? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A little Yoda statue has become the town’s most unexpected controversy magnet because apparently only two complaints and boom, people are debating whether to banish the wise Jedi from the historic street. Go down without a fight, they will not. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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In a plot twist worthy of a bad sitcom, a woman with PTSD from a past home invasion was chopping veggies at her sister’s house when her brother-in-law, a self-proclaimed “funny guy", decided to lunge at her in the dark for laughs. Unfortunately for him, she was holding a knife, her reflexes kicked in, and the “prank” ended with an unplanned trip to the ER and a fresh set of stitches. It got us talking about other times family members have been sent to the ER by other family members! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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There are plenty of valid reasons to leave someone, but what are the strangest you've either witnessed or experienced? From chewing "wrong" to strange underwear choices, bad music takes and more, here's what listeners had to share with us! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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For this experimental segment, we send Mait the Great out to the hallway and each try to predict how she will answer questions designed to create deep, meaningful conversation between couples. See how we did, how she answered and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Lke anything where people can “put themselves out there” you can find some real characters and that’s how we came across Ronnie, whose full name is Rhonda but don’t call her that unless you’re mad at her. Ronnie loves to laugh, travel, dance because she’s fun and just wants a guy to surprise her with trips to places like Mazatlán or Vegas. She also chain smokes and wants a guy with big, beefy biceps. If you’d like to laugh along with Ronnie for the rest of your life, we’re sure we could help you track her down! Let's Gamble! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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There are jerks everywhere, you just have to decide who are the more-tolerable jerks. If you had to choose between someone who leaves leftover food everywhere or someone who ghosts you, who's worse? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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