Grab your doctorate and headbang to this NEW EPISODE of FHM. Cinema Cellar host and North Jersey stand up comic Chas Dente joins the mad lads for a full on film discussion episode. The crew go into the worst movies they've ever seen, genres of films they wish made a comeback, the best of Cinema Cellar, Deliverance, edgy tryhards making political statements, Liam gushing over Troma Films, Dan's hatred of Wired and the pain that is movie theater family nights. The boys conclude with a mini reading series of one Jeffery Young, the man they call "The Rock Doc" who lived up to his name, even if he wasn't a real doctor.
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GME MIGHT BE DOWN, BUT DOGECOIN IS FOREVER! Welcome back to another BANGER filled episode of FHM. New Brunswick stand up comedy host Pip (Pluto) Smith joins the mad lads for one part Mad Money meets Barstool Sports, one part Dweck-filled intervention, one part OJ Simpson fan club. Pip regales the tales of his underground open mic that was too hot for NBPD, comics too offensive for stage time and drug fueled fist fights too heated to even happen. Liam goes in on the GME stock squeeze news while Caprio brings in another week's edition of everyone's favorite segment, "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed". Discussion also includes Limp Bizkit bombing at Woodstock, an impromptu Richard Dweck intervention, micro breweries, 'The Day The Clown Cried', Sharon Tate's ass, Mark Hoppus and his 'age again', the Y2K curse and much much more.
This week on the podcast, the lads are joined by Jersey City artist and comic Kayt Hester for an almost stream of conscious conversation. Dan goes in DEEP on crime drama fiction thriller "The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson" (yep, that's a film that does exist), a film directed by the same clown who directed "The Haunting of Sharon Tate". Oh boy, is that a doozy?
Discussions also include first time concerts, THAT terrible inauguration painting, open mic pet peeves, Dan's awful Beach Boys experience, Andre The Giant's brother being an Uber driver, terrible modern art paintings, Cannibal Holocaust, Kayt's experience with Richard Dweck, hating Mike Love and much much more.
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THIS ISN'T JUST A PODCAST ABOUT SHOOTING SHIT. IT'S A PODCAST ABOUT AMERICA! Episode 32 is IN THE BOOKS! New Jersey comic Dylan O' Malley joins the mad lads for a wild and crazy time. The boys go in depth about one of the worst biopics ever filmed, the two hour John Belushi drug PSA 'Wired' from 1989, which lives up to the rep. Discussions also includes Dylan's travels to South Central, British otter movies, Michael Chiklis, Liam Neeson's piss fetish, Armie Hammer's cannibal fetish, Dan's otter fetish, drunk racist Liam Neeson, a very bad Dan Ackroyd impersonation, coke in a bathroom, 'Continental Divide' and much much more.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2021 is starting out pretty wild so far. The capitol was raided by terrorists, a second impeachment has been passed and SEASON 3 OF FOUL HOUSEMATES HAS COMMENCED! Blazo Comedy Network star and North Jersey stand up Chris Park joins the lads as they recount their favorite memes from the totally not funny, very serious raid of our capitol by Viking Nazis, power metal guitar players and various other morons. Other nonpolitical discussion topics include John Travolta's terrible filmography, Movie Pass, Italian North Jersey comics, Michael Winslow, Steven Seagal on SNL, Spaghetti Hacks, another rousing addition of "READING OJ'S TWITTER FEED", Eve6 and much more. Don't wanna miss out.
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YOU DON'T LIKE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!?! BETTER SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BOY! This week, Keep It Basement's very own Tom Zappia joins the mad lads to drop some 90s alt-rock history and to dunk on Liam's stupid ass on Chili Peppers/The Strokes knowledge. The gang go in on the legendary four piece with Liam and Zap-man butting heads over the minds behind, "Give It Away", "By The Way", "Sikamikanico" and "Higher Ground" (the best Stevie Wonder cover of ALL TIME). Discussion also includes Morton Downey jr, Tom's hatred of Amy Schumer, Bully Beatdown, interviewing porn stars, Yo' Mama, top three best guitarists of all time, Bill Hicks and everyone who ripped him off, Dragonforce and much more.
GRAB YOUR CLOSEST BAR STOOL AND LAUNCH IT AT THE NEAREST PERSON! It's time for another BANGER, HOMIE FILLED episode of FHM. New Jersey stand up comic and Bam Margera tour survivor Eleazar Guzman joins the mad lads this week as the boys stumble into some wild tales of dead comics, bar fights and Russian assassins? Who knew South Amboy, New Jersey was so damn intense! Eleazar recount tales of being led on by the now defunct Dangerfield's, witnessing two separate bar fights at the same show he hosted, performing air guitar on stage against his will, overdosing comedians dying in bar bathrooms and performing in the Red Room from Twin Peaks. Discussion also includes the Homies toy line, another rendition of "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed", Rob Liefeld and his amazing contribution to comic books, getting bumped by Barry Ribs, Frank Miller being the worst and much much more.
WOOOHAAAA!!! It's a new episode right at your feet! Chi-town's finest Connor Dixon joins the lads for a deep dive of SNL bans, American Psychos and trashed stages. Connor runs down a tale of almost getting #cancelled in New York as Caprio talks about booking a Stephen Lynch ripoff who stole his bits. Liam goes into his top five worst Christmas songs and follows it by gushing over FEAR's notorious SNL performance. Discussion also includes writing kids in movies, terrible mid-2000s comedy films, American Psycho and it's legacy, white actors doing Rasta impersonations, Diablo Cody, songs about having sex with Santa Claus, FEAR being the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME and much more.
BOOMSHAKALAKA! On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by stand up comic, former underground battle rapper, father of three and avid fan of the No-Limit Soldiers Seth "The Wrist" Michael Serrano to dribble downtown with some hot takes and wacky tales. Dan and Seth recount "Da Last Don" while Liam reminds the two about the No-Limit Soldiers v.s. West Texas Rednecks in WCW. The boys also become the draft kings, drafting the first five of their 90's NBA dream teams. Dan introduces a NEW SEGMENT on the show, "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed" and the lads tell Dan about "Juiced", the Punk'd ripoff starring OJ himself! Discussions also includes Seth's hatred of Penny Hardaway, the movie Gummo, Harmony Korine, UWE BLAB?? UWE BLAB!!!, why the "Bad Boy" Pistons are Liam's favorite basketball team, terrible Punk'd ripoffs, OJ eulogizing Nichole Brown's mother on Twitter, Master P being on OZ and much much more. This bad boy episode is A SLAM DUNK!!
Whip out a few cold ones and try not to have sex with your close friend's mom! It's time for another episode of FHM. This week, the lads talk to Philly comic, roast battle champion and #certifiedlongboy Shawn Gardini about roast battles and open mic fiascos. The boys also run down their top three #certifiedlongboys at the moment while Shawn learns about the legend of our lord and savior, Richard Dweck. Discussion also includes horror stories from the Co-op, getting bullied into mediocre roast performances, Dennis Rodman, NEVER HIT ON DWECK'S MOM, Andre The Giant, beating up homeless people and much more.
This week's episode of FHMs is so fire, our recording software consistently died multiple times throughout. So you know it's gonna be a banger. On this week's episode, that no good some of a bitch Doug Trench joins the lads to discuss his feud with one Carl Callan, local comic and living legend. The two have beef, like that "This might get ugly" style beef. Like that "No Vaseline" style beef. It's pretty spicy is what I'm saying.
Other discussions (or attempts at discussions) include Mike Bloomberg's presidential run, The Village People, Journey and why they suck, watching over you corners (or whatever the hell they talk about on The Wire), being attracted to Fran Drescher, the seminal classic HBO show OZ (the greatest TV show period! End of story! Fight me I DARE YOU), Saturday Night Fever and much much more! Plus, Doug drops heavy shots on our boy Carl. It gets heated, too heated for our recording software to handle apparently.
Hope you're ready for a full on, stand up filled episode of FHM this week, cause DANM! We got some mud to throw. Sharkey's host, Union stand up comic and former Scotty's Comedy Cove booker Kevin Hall joins the mad lad with too many horror stories to recount. Hall shoots straight about his former employment as a waiter and later booker for a local comedy club, notorious for terribly racist comics and alienating almost everyone else. Discussions also includes running a mic in a Pagan MC hangout, eating sushi off a naked stripper, Mark Normand at the Comedy Cove, 60 Days In, doing stand up in an AirBnB, police raiding bars, Riff Raff haircuts, stand up dress codes and much much more. Strap in. It's about to get real.
SET YOUR CRACKPIPES DOWN AND STRAP IN! On this spooky scary skeleton filled episode of FHM, the lads are joined by NJ comic and recovering 80s bad guy Tim Rager for a small, but action filled discussion. The boys talk about their worst sets they've ever had, list off their favorite crackheads and drop some Halloween recommendations before the season's end. Discussion includes Al Bundy, white women singing 'Zombie' by The Cranberries, the ghost of Neil Peart screwing up Liam's set, Rob Ford, Menace 2 Society and much much more.
CUBA GOODING JR SAID WHAT AT A NIGHT CLUB? JUDGE JOE BROWN'S BEEFING WITH YOUNG THUG!? WHAT IS UP WITH IMPRACTICAL JOKERS' STAR JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD?!? All questions are answered and discussed on this week's episode. Brighton Bar bartender, roast enthusiast and stand up comic Ziggy Bryson joins the lads for a riff heavy discussion. For about the first hour, the guys get into their worst horror movies they've ever seen. The following discussion includes Cuba Gooding JR being a party animal, Judge Joe Brown on Vlad TV, Mac Lethal, Watsky, John Hollywood's wonderful youtube channel and a little bit more. Also, Dan has a bit of an announcement to make about a full blown show in the future (when the world isn't burning).
Needless political talks, bad improv and terrible Chip Chipperson impersonations? You've come to the right place here in the newest episode of everyone's favorite crusty comedy podcast. New Brunswick's very own Devon Hall joins the lads for a politically charged dick measuring contest filled episode. The boys discuss E-Girls and Twitch, Dan's Rogue fetish and obsession of Tulsi Gabbard, Ren & Stimpy and Nickelodeons' pedophile hiring process, can Conservatives be funny (the jury is still out on that), drunk people performing improv, a literal big dick measuring contest and much much more. Listen in or what? You some kinda loser idiot or sumthin'? (There's a lot of Chip Chipperson impersonations in this bad boy. I am big sorry)
What? You didn't want three comics to talk about 1994 box office SNL bomb 'It's Pat'? NO!?!? Welp, I apologize ahead of time. On this week's episode of Foul House Mates, the lads are joined by stand up comic, animation superfan and professional Mitch Hedberg impersonator Jon Beecroft. The gang get on a loooong discussion of the failing of SNL movies and Nickelodeon classics Good Burger. Discussion also includes the "Bo Knows" ad campaign and what god Liam dying over it, who thought Blues Brothers 2000 was a good idea, the dumpster fire that was Red Bank's Dublin House open mic, the 1994 SNL cut classic 'It's Pat', Adult Swim cartoon lineups, MUUUUUUUUMMY'S ALIVE, Dan Schneider and his weird pedo foot fetish and much much more. Hope you enjoy the endless discussion of SNL's 1994 Best Picture nominee 'It's Pat' cause it's a seminal classic that never needs to be forgotten.
Neo-Nazi mini-vans, comic wanted posters and infinite wilderness. Must be a deep discussion on the state of Oregon! On this episode of Foul House Mates, Long Branch stand up comic Sean McDonough joins the guys and talks about his time up in the beaver state. Discussions and tales include living in a van, stand up comedy in areas of Oregon, recording a comedy album, finding Nazi insignias in your minivan, the current political climate and dogmatic centrism, the writing process and much more. This is arguably the deepest conversation we've had thus far.
On the first BONUS episode of the podcast, the lads had to suffer through the now infamous Netflix feature "Cuties" and need to do a big moan. They go into everything...and that means EVERYTHING about this pretentious mess of a French drama. They also get into the discussion and controversy surrounding the film, Netflix's marketing and Ted Cruz being a tit. If you swear off watching "Cuties" for yourself, check this episode out.
Young comedy promoter and magician extraordinaire Danny Braff joins the lads for this bite sized episode. The guys discuss the last show they all did and the township they were in, Ron Jeremy being an absolute ghoul, Sturgis and the alleged COVID case numbers, cliques in comedy and much more.
THIS IS A PEEPEES OUT PODCAST! FULLY BLOWN PEEPEES OUT! Stand up mastermind and Co-Owner of Jestr Comedy Franco Danger joins the lads this week on an all out banger of an episode. We discuss the current state of pandemic mics. Liam vents about old men reading memoirs at open mics. The lads get into international music trends and Franco's dislike for French hip hop. Dan tries to rip into Cuties. Franco gushes over Hitoshi Matsumoto's Documental and the lads talk Japanese subcultures. The gang sits in the dirt and goes into Jestr Comedy Content House, the "alleged" rat within the crew and Scotty's Comedy Cove.