Walker, Mike & Jeff review what was 100% an actual NFL football game on Thursday Night Football, and look forward to all of Sunday’s action. The three finally give in on one long-held stance, and Walker finally gives in on one of Jeff’s long-held stances. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/2025week10preview.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff look at all of week nine’s fantasy football action! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/2025week9preview.mp3

Walker, Mike and Jeff break down Thursday Night Football and the shortened slate, with a special guest! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/2025Week8Preview.mp3

Folks, it was a great Thursday Night for millennials. Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers dueled it out on Thursday Night Football, Max Scherzer screamed at his coach for pulling him out of the ALCS game against the Mariners, Zohran Mamdani got to be the sleek bullet train to Andrew Cuomo’s seething coal locomotive, and Jeff didn’t hurt himself sleeping. Walker & Jeff review the Unc Bowl before getting into EVEN MORE MOVIES that Walker hasn’t seen, and they preview the week 7 slate. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/2025week7preview.mp3

Jeff flies solo because Walker & Mike couldn’t face him after the 49ers STUNNED the Rams on Thursday Night Football. He then runs through all the games in week five! Check out our Patreon! And the Discord! And our YouTube Channel! And the Website (assuming you aren’t reading this on the website!) https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/2025week5preview.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review Thursday Night Football & look ahead to week four! Check out our Patreon! And the Discord! And our YouTube Channel! And the Website (assuming you aren’t reading this on the website!) https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/2025week4preview.mp3

Walker & Jeff breakdown the week 3 slate & review TNF https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/2025week3preview.mp3

Mike & Jeff review TNF, briefly eulogize Austin Ekeler’s career, and look forward to week two in the fantasy football landscape! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/2025week2preview.mp3

Walker & Jeff look forward at Week 1’s action! The season is here! They also recap the opening game of the season & live-react to the Chiefs & Chargers! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/weekone2025preview.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff run down all the news from Tuesday’s cut-down day before getting into their bust lists for 2025! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/2025busts.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff take a look back at the first two weeks of preseason news and ask themselves, “Does it matter?” to news about every team. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/doesitmattertheepisode2025.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff return to discuss the NFC West, tattoos, Western Michigan Football, and of course, the San Francisco Giants & Detroit Lions. Next week is the last preview episode! Let’s go! Check out the YouTube, the Discord, and the Patreon! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/nfcwestpreview2025.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, Jeff and Walker make a Pizza Bet, AJ Brown versus Amon-Ra St. Brown. We will be back next week on Patreon for the NFC South! You can subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/footballabsurdity https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/nfcepreview2025.mp3

Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a conversation. They both finished their first run of ranks, so they discussed them for a bit, mostly arguing about Jameson Williams. Walker has an Adam Thielen Hot Take for you all. Jeff’s Ranks Walker’s Ranks https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/ssaaronrodgers.mp3

Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but there are a lot of awkward gaps in here referencing soundboard noises that did not make it to the podcast. Anyway, we take a look at the Jacksonville Jaguars, Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans, and Tennessee Titans. Stay tuned as we talk next week about the AFC West! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/afcspreview.mp3

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out on Patreon next week to hear about the Buffalo Bills, the New York Giants, the New England Patriots, and the Miami Dolphins! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/postdraftmockdraft.mp3

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/cottagecheesefudge.mp3

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock draft! We will be back on Friday Night to review round one and live react to round two! To hear that, sign up for our Patreon for $3/month! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/2025tedraftpreview.mp3

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien Martinez, Jarquez Hunter, Tahj Brooks, Jordan James, Jacory Croskey-Merritt before talkinga bout their Trey Ragas Memorial Picks (Cam Skattebo, Montrell Jordan and Jaydon Blue). Finally, they empty the notebook on the remaining backs in this class, who are unlikely to find fantasy football relevance. For Part 1, check out our Patreon, $3 a month for every other episode, and you help support the site! https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/2025rbspt2.mp3

Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the Trey Regas Memorial Pick for all three! They also discuss NBA Top Shot, for some reason. https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/2025qbs.mp3