A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understand England, you must first infiltrate a rural Facebook group. We dive deep into the mysteries of Hawaii, where eggs are priceless and Sarah the Egg Lady allegedly gives her chickens foot rubs. Yes, really. Naturally, there’s football talk—Liverpool get their flowers—and we try to keep up with the chaos.

Oh, and a public service announcement: never forget—Sheffield’s women favour cherry vapes and possess ankles the size of which are the stuff off legend.

It’s unfiltered, it’s unapologetic, and it’s all happening now. Buckle up

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