⚠️ Warning: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle your nan.

In this week’s carnage:

🍷 Bomb wants a pint but calls the bar crew thick as pig shit

🛵 Chapo now “does weddings” (yeah, imagine that with his mouth)

⌨️ Chapo gets clattered by a munter on X and banned quicker than you can say “delete tweet”

🤣 We’ve discovered the effects button turns out it’s like ket for your ears, and not the good kind

💸 Guinness vs Ashi turns into the fiscal fight no one asked for

⚽ Football: butchered, shouted over, and laced with industrial-strength swearing (mostly Chapo)

So neck a pint, crank your cans, and let us volley this circus of bollocks square into your sweaty nut-sack.

We’re the Ranter Lads. Internet slags don’t say we didn’t warn ya.

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