⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.

In today’s episode:

🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in a tragic Chinese takeaway that looks like it came out the bin

🛵 Chapo gets mugged off by a hotel over his food extreme begging vibes from him, zero dignity

📅 A keyboard war: Dickhead Diddy vs. a Spurs fan… one of them leaves crying (no prizes for guessing)

🤣 Tottenham bottle it again, because being Spursy is a full-time job

💸 We “predict” the league winner and end up sounding like pissed-up fortune tellers with brain damage

⚽ And yes, football gets mentioned… badly

So grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and let the chaos kick you in the bollocks.

We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome, you slags.

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