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F.L.E?!
Sidney
45 episodes
4 hours ago
A casual rambling through the stories and associated thoughts of a man approaching middle-age with the mind and maturity, of a middle-teen. Sometimes with guests, always with swearing.
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A casual rambling through the stories and associated thoughts of a man approaching middle-age with the mind and maturity, of a middle-teen. Sometimes with guests, always with swearing.
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F.L.E?!
45 - Just Walk it Off, You'll be Fine

Howdy! We're very sorry for the delay!

In this episode, Sidney and Camel talk best and worst kinds of injuries, and which is easier to stomach, television shows from years gone by, remakes, the ins and outs of religion and why oh why is there feet?! Not to mention cauliflower cheese and...black pudding?! Are you mental woman?! The tax man might be watching!


Hope you all enjoy!

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1 year ago
1 hour 35 minutes 53 seconds

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44 - Is It Nearly Summer Yet?

Unsurprisingly, food is on the agenda for a hefty amount of this episode, favourite pastry stops, the pros and cons of a cold pie, shit butties and what not to ask for in an English fish 'n' chip shop. We discuss THE correct way to load a dishwasher and the consequences of not doing so and for f**s' sake, would someone pass me the ketchup! Boy-racers get a slagging, that kid from that advert gets more air time and the threat of toxoplasmosis should be keeping us all awake at night! Hope you enjoy! Have a great week!

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1 year ago
1 hour 52 minutes 5 seconds

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43 - World's Strongest Prefer Not to Say

Spoiler alert...Tom Stoltman is no longer the world's strongest man, sad times.


Camel and I talk strength in men, women and non-binary people, WSM history, car crash stories, annoying adverts, the trappings of getting older and why snooker would be better if there were goats in it.


Hope you enjoy listening to our pish!

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1 year ago
1 hour 31 minutes 39 seconds

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42 - We Practically Live Together at This Point, But DO NOT Keep the Buttons!

My official/unofficial co-host is back, new year (but why bother) same us! Resolutions kept or unkept, why does it even matter at this point?! Approaching, or just passed middle age, grumpiness comes to us all!


For what it's worth, we hope you had a good festive period and I hope you don't jinx anyone by being so bold as to wish anyone a happy new year! You cheeky c***s!


Hope you enjoy!

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1 year ago
2 hours 10 minutes 42 seconds

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41 - Four and One, Forty One
Welcome back! New year, new episode! This episode, is a standalone second-part, kinda but not really. Camel and I discuss public transport woes, the frightening world of YouTube, when do you consider yourself a pro and celebrate another malfunction in the recording process. This episode is sponsored by, nobody. Hope you enjoy!
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1 year ago
2 hours 2 minutes 12 seconds

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40 - The Big Four-O
A not-so-festive episode (I mean, there’s a bit of Santa talk but that’s about it) with the mighty Camel. We discuss festive traditions in our respective homes, my lacklustre approach to podcasting and speculate (again) about being the least bit consistent in future. Hope you all had a great festive break, if and when you celebrated.
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1 year ago
1 hour 41 minutes 35 seconds

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39 - Yes Big Man!
Well, hello there! Camel’s back! I’m back! We’re all back! Back again! In this episode we consider the value of infinity, the vast emptiness of space and, “accessible” hotel rooms, the fear of early onset dementia, how hormones and doctors can f**k you, unhelpful counter staff, how my personality has changed over the last two years and how you should get that bast**d cream off my dessert. Hope you enjoy our conversation, have a great week!
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3 years ago
2 hours 18 minutes 11 seconds

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38 - When Albinos Attack!
Hello there chiefs and chiefettes! I’m back in the wardrobe for this solo episode and raring to go! I talk about a recent run-in with the only natural predator of humans (that I am aware of), the albino! Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun! The ineptitude of a well-known courier company, what does and does not constitute a sport, the disgusting habits of MPs and why lying about class A drugs isn’t always a good thing. I hope you enjoy this episode and have a great weekend!!
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3 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 24 seconds

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37 - A Hot Duvet Tent
Hi everybody! Happy Friday! This, shorter-than-average solo effort is brought to you on-location from inside a duvet, in a room, in a Premier Inn. Not THE Premier Inn but one very similar. This time, I’m talking about schoolyard limericks, my mate’s massive penis, being accosted by strangers in toilets and what exactly is wrong with my face anyway?! I consider the comfort drawn from being back on the road again and the discomfort drawn from a back injury. I hope you all have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
41 minutes 8 seconds

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36 - Terrington Bramley-Johnstone aka Trevor Bell aka The Cheltenham Doppelgänger

Hi everybody! Trev's back! We discuss (amongst other things) the optimal nap length required to feel a bit better than sub-human, real-life espionage and the future of technology, gaming and VR, how easy it is to overdose on social media, why we've become desensitised to horror movies and what in the actual f**k is a UFO anyway?!

I hope you enjoy this episode, and I hope you all have a great weekend, whatever you identify as.

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3 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 33 seconds

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35 - Heather Brown
Hello there! In this episode, I talk to podcaster, actor, wife, mother and voiceover star, Heather Brown. We talk about her stint on the 2002 TV show, “Rockface” (for which she even has an IMDb credit!), her work as a voice actor and the kinds of work she does (adverts, audio books, educational videos, etc,) her own podcast, “Speak Out Not In”, which is available on all good podcasting platforms, her work with the Samaritans, the value of self-worth and the strength that can be drawn from it and we discuss the merits of saying, f**k now and again. We also touch on the pros of being the first-lady to the Evil Emperor Ming. Hope you all enjoy our conversation, have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
1 hour 49 minutes 23 seconds

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34 - Bigfoot’s Inter-dimensional Dick.
Hello there! In this episode, I talk to Stevie B Dot Net V2.0, about the pro’s and con’s of remote-working, self-contained industrial espionage, the origins of patriotism in the good ol’ US of A, we reminisce about simpler times, at what point does one’s interest in social media wean and does it tie-in with F.O.M.O reducing as we get older and more content? We talk about the evolutionary cycle of ingenuity, conspiracy theories and the inconvenient surprise that Bigfoot’s inter-dimensional lip-stick would prove to be. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
2 hours 40 minutes 7 seconds

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33 - Heeeeeeeere's Camel!

I've reached a thousand plays! Thank you all so very much for continuing to listen!

My most frequent guest is back! In this episode, we discuss the pros of LinkedIn, how insignificant the night sky makes us feel, we display our distinctly-average-at-best, "knowledge" of world politics and current affairs, I give an update on my rehab and the next phase of my recovery, I vent about a recent telephone confrontation with a financial institution and we consider what a mind-f**k the passage of time can be when you stop and think about it.

And for anyone in the vicinity of Aberdeen this Saturday evening (26th of Feb), Noel Gallagher's High Flying Carpets are playing a gig at Drummonds Aberdeen. Details can be found on the venue's FB page, here: Drummonds Aberdeen - Home | Facebook. Standard tickets are £10 or £12.50 at the door.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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3 years ago
2 hours 20 minutes 48 seconds

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32 - My Old Man’s Not a Dustman
I’ve kept it in the family again this week, and spent an hour or so chatting to my dad. I might be biased but I always enjoy talking to him (when we do talk, I’m bad at keeping in touch with people at the best of times!), we talk about some of his old workmates, his exercise habits, some of the ways he’s influenced me, talk about a few of his different career choices and have a laugh about accidentally discovering morons in day-to-day life. I hope you enjoy the episode, have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
1 hour 21 minutes 27 seconds

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31 - We're The Ponderers.

Hello there! My guest this time is Steph Smart. She is an actor, a director, lecturer, blogger, content creator, cousin and all-round good egg, with a masters degree and everything! We had a great conversation and I thoroughly enjoyed talking to her.

We discussed how she discovered and rediscovered her passion for acting and how she inadvertently fell into the career she now has and loves, her part in Avengers: Infinity War (as crew, not on-screen, unfortunately), how a drugs raid put her off living in Dundee (I think Dundee put me off living in Dundee but to each, their own), where the responsibility for content lies, the boundary between being creative and showing-off, how to adult, where her inspiration for her blog comes from, the important lessons taught to us by Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit and why she's doing her utmost to not let M.E get the better of her. All this, and more!

You can see her content at, SmartPonders – A blog pondering things great and small. (www.smartponders.com) and look her up on all the social medias under @smartponders. You can also check out her and her partner's other website, Motorbiking Adventures | A Couple of Bikers, where they blog about their adventures, touring on their bikes, around scenic Scotland.

Have a great weekend everyone, thank you for listening. 

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3 years ago
2 hours 34 minutes 33 seconds

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30 - Keith “Snake” Duncan
Rugby, romance, classic Scottish comedy, the importance of humour and stereotypes. Another healthy abundance of wholesome topics are discussed in this episode, not to mention the usual suspects of photography and alcohol. Go check out Keith’s instagram @keith_snake_duncan and perv at his photographs of deer and badgers and mountains and s**t. Have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
2 hours 23 minutes 2 seconds

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29 - Dad Tales, Bogies and a New Rig.

Well, well, well. Here we are again. In this episode, I'm taking my new gear for a test run but worry not, for the first few minutes are filled with the same piss-poor audio quality and guerrilla production values that you all know and love.

Camel's back and this time...it's personal! We discuss the new equipment and phantom disappearing acts, the multi-coloured by-products of a  sinus infection, difficult customers, a tale or two about my father and whether or not it's safe to drive buses!

As always, we have a giggle throughout and just be our usual, silly selves. I hope you all enjoy and thanks for listening!

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3 years ago
2 hours 10 minutes 36 seconds

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28 - Let’s Biff Each Other Into a Froth
Returning to the podcast is the lovely Black Raven herself and this time, Mr. Black Raven joined the conversation, and what a conversation it is! Al fresco ablutions, tech speak, stories of dislocated joints and prosthetic limbs, we discuss festivals, the corrupt media, bin etiquette, hunting, ghosts and why the f*ck can’t a famous person get a blue plaque around here?! Anyway, if you’re in need of a florist with a bit of style and extra oomph about them then you can’t do any better than Bec. Check out some of her work on instagram and FB, under @blackravenflorist and send any floristry-related/availability queries to blackravenfreelance@gmail.com. Have a great week everyone!!
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3 years ago
2 hours 7 seconds

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27 - Re-election Announcement by the Mayor of Banchory
In this episode, the one and only Booth, Greg Booth and I, discuss his intention to run for re-election, along with other hard-hitting topics such as the ‘vid (again), looking cool in cars (or not) and syentifics what with our big branes and that. Y’know, hormones n’sh*t. Hope you enjoy and have a great weekend!
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3 years ago
2 hours 9 minutes 42 seconds

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26 - Compulsory Happy New Year Episode!
Happy New Year everyone! Unless of course you are Chinese or not a follower of the Gregorian calendar, in which case, ignore the opening statement. In this first episode of 2022 my guest (the one and only Camel) and I discuss many festive topics including sharting, fainting, the annual showing of World’s Strongest Man on TV and shit presents (no pun intended). We have an in-depth talk about inspiration and man-splaining (which, for people who don’t know, is when the patriarchy over-explains, in simplified terms, something which shouldn’t need to be explained) and also talk about why some people should mind their f***ing business. Hope you all have had a fantastic Christmas and have a great first week back at work!!!
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3 years ago
3 hours 6 minutes 12 seconds

F.L.E?!
A casual rambling through the stories and associated thoughts of a man approaching middle-age with the mind and maturity, of a middle-teen. Sometimes with guests, always with swearing.