In which queens read horoscopes, angels play matchmaker, and Millennials kill the Alchemy industry.

In which men get punched, that punching inspires men, and everyone's on their phones these days.

Things get unseasonably grim as women get hysterical, men's legs explode, and there might be a cow in the attic.Content Warning for lots of things, including: Violence, dead children, incest, sexual assault, and gee this is a darker than usual episode. Oh and a dog is mildly injured. Product placement! Purchase 'The Afters: Book 2' here: https://a.co/d/80McbKa

In which prisons are broken, secret societies are formed, and Grace and Geena learn about Ireland for the first time.

In which Colts are Orphaned, men pursue firetrucks, and straw hats end in violence.

In which women sex men to death, other men are addicted to witches, and Grace doesn't want to editorialize.

In which monkeys get piled up, men leap from hotel windows, and everyone is on acid all the time.

In which Mary has a Little Lamb, civil wars are ignored, and Grace is directly attacked by feminine nouns. Special Guest Host: Olivia Weiss

In which contortionists are interned, cats don't do jumping jacks, and Carl is on vacation and simply could not be bothered. Special Guest: Arielle Cimino

In which art theft is a sex crime, security guards learn judo, and Geena and Grace really exercise their anti-Italian bigotry.

In which dinosaurs are created, mutant berries are discovered, and we make about as many weed jokes as we ever will.

In which children have visions, graves get robbed, and we start talking about Outback Steakhouse and end talking about very gross body decomposition.

In which policemen draw, communists fight communists, and Grace is off the podcast for real, seriously. Special Guest: Chris O'Connell

In which ships are unsinkable (and female), stewardesses are attractive (and fired), and a lot of research is still to be done.

In which babies are weaklings, presidents are assassinated, and Grace is defeated by a Polish town name and whatever that clicking sound is. Please be aware, this episode has a weird amount of discussion of dead babies and eugenics specifically.

Well, its April Fools again and things get silly as cats attack men, tailors attack stains, and farting attacks the French entertainment circuit.

In which teenagers are cursed with impotency, adults have the wrong number of legs, and Grace does not understand the legal system.

In which Lisbon is London, Nazis are gullible, and we begin with an unrelated 5 minute CIA anecdote.

In which horses are nude, pornography is satire, and the audio is not very good.

In which adultery is committed, bells are stolen, and four out of five Pilgrim children have weird names.