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Finding Pattersby
Wilderness Station Studios
30 episodes
6 months ago
Finding Pattersby is a weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter’s a liar. Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance. Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote. In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real. New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between. Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com
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Finding Pattersby is a weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter’s a liar. Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance. Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote. In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real. New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between. Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com
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Comedy Fiction
Fiction,
Drama,
True Crime
Episodes (20/30)
Finding Pattersby
Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname
Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.   Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen  https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design  https://www.equipstory.com/ Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA Check out Scottie Salmon's Music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2IjPilu7zEJfJJDecSPepD?si=fj4b1w6HQ1GtwoQRWgU-GQ Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sfx credits: boat rafting mic pointed on the oar mono NTG3.wav by Soundholder -- https://freesound.org/s/425513/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Rubber Squeak!.wav by bhanco3 -- https://freesound.org/s/231534/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
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1 year ago
36 minutes 42 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP
Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story. Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen. Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry.  Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details.  Did you know we are selling shirts: https://www.patterspod.com/ Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society.  Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso. Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.   Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast   Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod FACEBOOK: I have no idea how to find the link to this page but it is there if you search I swear
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1 year ago
5 minutes

Finding Pattersby
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Sorry About the Murder
Please enjoy this hilarious trailer for a new comedy called "Sorry About The Murder," a very Canadian murder mystery fiction podcast set in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario. Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zambonidriver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready theice for that night’s hockey game. Sorry About The Murder is kinda like Murder She Wrote meets Prairie HomeCompanion meets Trailer Park Boys. Fans of Finding Pattersby will find PLENTY to enjoy here. PLENTY. The show debuts May 17, and new episodes drop weekly.You can find Sorry About The Murder anywhere you get your podcasts. Ourthanks to Sorry About The Murder for their support. https://www.sorryaboutthemurder.ca/eps
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1 year ago
57 seconds

Finding Pattersby
PattersPod Book Club FREE GIVEAWAY
Announcement time! Our Fiona Caruso voice actress is a book author named Lily Sparks and she has a cool as hell dystopian, YA sci-fi romance/adventure coming out called "The Merciless King of Moore High." (You may know her from the beloved Teen Killers Club series).  Here is premise: When all the adults in tiny Brockton, Connecticut  morph into monsters overnight, the teens barricade themselves in their high schools and develop different societies.  Hard-partying Moore builds a neo-feudal society based on a popular video game where everyone goes out and slays the "dragons." Prestigious magnet school Jefferson lives in the dark, sending out their athletes to raid for canned goods while their student council debates how to avoid starvation. They know they must slay the monsters, or become them. But when these factions meet again after almost  a year, they only want to conquer each other.   The Merciless King of Moore High comes out April 23, 2024. Pre-order today: https://a.co/d/7jCE0BI Of course I’ve read this book. It’s really cool, it has teens and intrigue and romance but what I love about it is the emotion. This is respectable dystopian sci-fi packaged as a blockbuster.  Right now there is a Goodreads.com book giveaway going on for The Merciless King of Moore High. You can win one of 5 copies! ENTER THE BOOK GIVEAWAY HERE: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/178619844-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high More press: https://lgbtqreads.com/2023/10/04/exclusive-cover-reveal-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high-by-lily-sparks/ New to the world of Lily Sparks? Check out her first trilogy here:  https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/XTK/teen-killers-club-series/ music used in this promotion: "Hymnal scent" by Bigvegie https://freesound.org/people/Bigvegie/sounds/554159/
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1 year ago
3 minutes 27 seconds

Finding Pattersby
UPDATE: An urgent check-in from Real Ryan
Real Ryan gives it to you, the hardcore PattersHeads out there, straight up about what's up with the story and releaseseseseseses  Music by Erik Jourgensen 
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1 year ago
5 minutes 31 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The Official PattersPod HandMug T-Shirt Sweepstakes Winner
Listen as Real Ryan draws a name from a hat and changes someone's life forever, in terms of free t-shirts - ALL LIVE! NO SAFETY NETS! By Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgenson
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1 year ago
6 minutes 59 seconds

Finding Pattersby
ANNOUNCEMENT: T-SHIRT GIVE AWAY!!!
Real Ryan has an amazing encounter with his real dog, plus...we're giving away a FREE T-SHIRT!! Go to https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe and sign up for our NEWSLETTER for a chance to win an ORIGINAL T-SHIRT with our famous Hand Mug Logo.   DEADLINE to enter is 2/10/2024   BEST OF LUCK!
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1 year ago
2 minutes 44 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The P-Files #5: The Marvelous, Mysterious Professor Fantabulum
In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life. Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Additional Music: Calliope by moebiusbean Old Piano by DeVern "Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik -------------Deadline for the T-Shirt Sweepstakes is MIDNIGHT PST, February 10th------------------------ Subscribe to our website newsletter for details on how to enter: https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe Did you know we're on substack now?  SUBSTACK.COM/@PATTERSPOD And we do also have a patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patterspod Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: XWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod  
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1 year ago
31 minutes 17 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Pattersby Presents: Love Makers with Cora Cuba - Shelter from the Storm
You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab.  She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide. In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and dealing with your teen's dating life!   Listen to the show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800
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1 year ago
10 minutes 4 seconds

Finding Pattersby
BONUS SONG: Legal Seagull (Big Wave Dave’sTheme)
Dave’s theme song as heard in Chapter 4: The Law of the Sand by Patrick Clarke and Scottie Salmon
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1 year ago
29 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Chapter 4 Part 1: The Law of the Sand
Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame). Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA Check out Scottie Salmon's Music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2IjPilu7zEJfJJDecSPepD?si=fj4b1w6HQ1GtwoQRWgU-GQ Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/patterspod.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod TikTok: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod
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1 year ago
34 minutes 16 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Pattersby Presents: Lovemakers with Cora Cuba
Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba. Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide. (full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season). Suffice to say Cora is an amazing lifecoach!  (containts sexual themes and frank discussion of family strife) Hear more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800
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1 year ago
14 minutes 8 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The Pattersby Press: A Message From Ryan
Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category! The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy). Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this! Enjoy us in general? Consider leaving a review where you get your pod-shows VOTE HERE: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/   
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1 year ago
8 minutes 24 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Pattersby Presents: The Glow
Today we are really excited to feature Episode 3 of "The Glow: A Music and Sound Experience," from our very own musician and sound designer Erik Jourgensen. Erik brings "Finding Pattersby" to life with his vibrant, chill soundtrack and musical craftsmanship. The Glow delivers Erik's own thoughtful examinations of a given theme, in hypnotic, immersive sound form. We love it and you will too. Please enjoy:   The Glow Episode 3 - Focus linktree.com/theglowpod theglowpodcast.bandcamp.com"  
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1 year ago
31 minutes 28 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The Mover’s Tale: A Finding Pattersby Story
INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE:  ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST cw: violence and horror Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen  Enjoy our show? Then consider rating and reviewing wherever you devour your podcasts. TWITTER: @patterspod Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod https://patterspod.com/listen  
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1 year ago
12 minutes 27 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The Pattersby Press: ANNOUNCEMENT!
Holy moly are we pleased as punch to share some good news from the ledgers here at HQ; also discussion of what makes a successful laser tag arena.  A special message from Ryan S. to YOU, our loyal Mindhunters and devoted #PattersFamily Music by Erik Jourgensen https://erikjourgensen.com/ New episodes and more monthly!   Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to    https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspodInstagram: @patterspodTwitter: @patterpodTumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod bluesky: @patterspod.bsky.socialEmail: findingpattersby@gmail.com
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1 year ago
8 minutes 46 seconds

Finding Pattersby
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: The Stench of Adventure, Season 3 Trailer
We are excited to share with you the trailer for Season 3 of sci-fi comedy The Stench of Adventure. It's funny and fun as heck:   Stella Thomas had spent her whole life trying (and failing) to be a good daughter, friend, and partner. Then one day none of that matters because it turns out that her entire world was a simulation. Now Stella is thrust into a cold and uncaring universe, armed only with memories of a planet Earth that never existed.Just when it seems there is nothing in the world for her, Stella is whisked away by a fast-talking totally-not-con-woman named Baz, who promises her a life of adventure exploring the galaxy. Well, she wasn’t lying about the adventure, but it’s not entirely what Stella expected.   The Stench of Adventure is a sci-fi comedy podcast from Strong Branch Productions. Season 3 releasing now! 
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1 year ago
1 minute 20 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The P-Files #5: Mother Nature, Father Crime
SURPRISE: an emergency dispatch so Ryan can continue healing while deciding what is a hoax and what is No-Ax (short for "Not Actually") - happening. Meatplanes and more as Teri Delongpre reads nearly 2 full chapters from popular Luke Pattersby thriller "Father Crime," starring the hit character Theo Sultan.  warning: some cusses Music by Erik Jourgensen
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1 year ago
14 minutes 44 seconds

Finding Pattersby
The P-Files #3: The Shrunken Man
Ryan C. addresses rumors that are circulating and attempts to quash (AND squash) some speculation before things get too out of hand. We also hear from Teri Delongpre as he reads a passage from Luke Pattersby's taut island thriller, "The Shrunken Man."    Written/Directed/Edited by Ryan Sandoval Music by Erik Jourgensen  Check out Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast   Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly P-Files in between.   Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to    https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspodInstagram: @patterspodTwitter: @patterpodTumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspodEmail: findingpattersby@gmail.com   ...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.
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1 year ago
13 minutes 58 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Chapter 3: The Rise and Fall of Fiona Caruso
Ryan indulges in his most primal desires to chase a lucrative book deal with his estranged literary agent J. Jordan St. Avalon; the voice of Fiona Caruso shares her dark tale of time spent in the mythical city of Seattle, WA. Starring Ryan Sandoval, Dan Gagliardi and Lily Sparks Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen https://www.erikjourgensen.com/ Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow: https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast Follow us here & support us today by sharing and becoming a patron: TWITTER: @patterspod WEBSITE: http://patterspod.com TRANSCRIPTS: http://patterspod.com/transcripts PATREON: http://patreon.com/patterspod
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1 year ago
30 minutes 46 seconds

Finding Pattersby
Finding Pattersby is a weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter’s a liar. Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance. Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote. In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real. New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between. Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com