Fear the 'Fro returns from Oklahoma with nothing but sadness. We commemorate it in song.
Uh oh.... Evan Mobley is hitting threes now. Watch out haters.
Evan Mobley will be protected at all costs. There will be no friendship. There will be no forgiveness. There will only be enemies.
Fear the 'Fro celebrates Darius Garland lighting up the New York Knicks in Madison Square Garden, with a song that takes aim at Cleveland disparager, and Knicks broadcaster, Walt Frazier.
Fear the 'Fro is back for another year of fantastic Cavaliers podcasting. And if you don't know by now... Fear the 'Fro is the it pod. Enjoy this take-off on a bbno$ classic. It even has a feature from the 'Fro baby.
Now that the host of the Fear the 'Fro podcast is a father, it's got Bob thinking about the meaning of legacy. Take this musical journey with us, exploring who will carry on the quest for Mobley justice when Bob is in the dirt. Enjoy this parody of a Harry Chapin classic, with "Cavs in the Cradle".
In this takeoff of Ice Cube's famous "No Vaseline", Fear the 'Fro directs his scorn at Evan Mobley's most prominent hater... Tim Bontemps. FEAR THE 'FRO RIDES AT DAWN FOR ANY AND ALL SLANDERED CAVALIERS.
Disclaimer: AI was used in the creation of this parody. None of the audio within is real. IT'S ALL FAKE AND ENTIRELY SATIRICAL.
Georges Niang was UNSTOPPABLE against the Milwaukee Bucks, dropping 38 points on their heads in a career-defining performance. So Bob did what must be done. Fear the 'Fro presents the "Bang Bang, Niang" Anthem in all its glory.
Washington is an automatic W these days. So Bob decided to borrow a Bill Withers classic for this next parody. It's "Win Today" from the Fear the 'Fro podcast.
Jarrett Allen is putting forth a dominant run of basketball in the injury absence of Evan Mobley. NEVER BEFORE has the agenda been as strong, and so it must be memorialized in song. Enjoy this remake of a Diddy classic. Fear the 'Fro presents "'Fro Boy For Life".
Fear the 'Fro is back with another classic. It's a laundry list of targets from Joel Embiid, to Scottie Barnes, Jae Crowder, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Enjoy "F*ck That Guy"
Fear the 'Fro gives you the most accurate musical depiction of NBA-heel Draymond Green ever recorded. All lyrics are of course just the work of a vivid imagination, and MOST CERTAINLY NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF VIGILANTE JUSTICE. Oh.. and yeah, it's not safe for work.
Fear the 'Fro returned for its third season with a joyous anthem of hope. It's "Top Of The League", featuring a guest vocalist.... Ethan!
Evan Mobley is a transcendent defensive force, worthy of unilateral support as the NBA's 2023-2024 Defensive Player of the Year. If you support any of the other inferior contemporaries, this is not the song for you. Fear the 'Fro presents "Vote for Mobley".
Isaac Okoro NAILED a game winner three-pointer against the Brooklyn Nets, and Fear the 'Fro could not let an event so momentous pass, without a musical tribute. Bob Schmidt, gives you "Steal the Show".
Joel Embiid is a grifting world champion. Nobody has spent more time on the floor, besides perhaps the logo at halfcourt. Fear the 'Fro celebrates his deception with "Points for Free".
Kevin Love's tenure with the Cleveland Cavaliers is over, and Fear the 'Fro sends him off with the re-creation of a Simon & Garfunkel classic. Bob brings you.... "The Sound Of Buyout".
A Valentine's Day classic dedicated to the man who submarined the Brooklyn Nets and then got firesaled to Dallas. This re-imagining of a Nat King Cole classic, isn't nearly as heartwarming, unless of course you're still bitter about how Kyrie Irving treated YOUR franchise/media/etc on the way out the door.
Kyrie Irving's tenure with the Brooklyn Nets ended UGLY. Feels vaguely familiar as a Cavs fans. This Tupac classic got an NBA update, with a much worse lyricist. Enjoy the Fear the 'Fro version.... F*ck 'Em Up.
Fear the 'Fro drags out a Marc Cohn classic, and reworks it to celebrate the Cavaliers victory over the Grizzlies after Dillon Brooks' dirty, unscrupulous testicle attack on Cavaliers superstar, Donovan Mitchell. Enjoy "Blowin' Out Memphis"