Drink of the day: Cherry Daydream 1 oz Bacardi silver, 1 oz Red Rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with Cherry Pepsi.  Blanco and Jones are at the bar shooting the breeze. The conversation shifts to their upcoming vacation, their high school reunion plans, and their thoughts on the ”robo-penis” device used in the adult film industry.  Blanco and Jones discuss their upcoming podcast episode featuring a special guest, a Gen Alpha, and plan activities like taste testing and non-alcoholic drinks. We shift to a story about the FBI accidentally getting animals high by disposing of meth near an animal shelter in Billings, Montana. We kick off sports focusing on NFL. We debate the NFL’s scheduling system, the performance of various teams, and the potential of players like Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley. We touch on the 49ers’ quarterback situation and the impact of Kyle Shanahan’s system.

Drink of the day: Negroni 1 oz gin, 1 oz sweet vermouth, 1 oz Campari. Blanco and Jones discussed their new drop-shot, ”Hobo Piss,” made with blackberry brandy, vodka, and Triple Sec. They also created a Negroni paying homage to Anthony Bourdain. The conversation shifted to AI usage, with Jones skeptical and Blanco using it for work and the podcast.  We chime in on a terrifying U.S. military incident where a Hellfire missile failed to hit a UFO. We start off sports with the Kansas City Royals’ season. Jones shared his recent experience of attending a Royals game with free food and drinks. Jones notes the high cost of tickets and souvenirs, including a $125 Bobby Witt Jr. jersey.  NFL officiating is terrible yet again. The Chiefs’ struggles continue with an ugly win over the Giants. Blanco review’s the Fat Four through week 3 of the NFL season.

Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon pre-made cocktail. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar discussing cocktails and shots. We talk about what attire is appropriate for flying. We have a story to illustrate how dogs are far superior to cats. We talk about radio being a dying industry and our dislike for noncompete clauses. We start off sports with Phillies HR ball Karen. We recap the Chiefs abysmal week one performance. Preview week 2 against the Eagles and round it out with the Fat Four.

Drink of the day: Sprite-arita 1.5 oz Blanco Tequila, .5 oz Contreau, .75 oz lime juice, .5 oz simple syrup, top with Sprite.  Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. We are catching up after a break. We discussed Blanco’s Alaska trip that included kayaking, fishing, hiking, and whale watching. Blanco also gets bougie sharing his first class flight experience and his first trip to a Nordic Spa. We also review the Alaskan culinary scene. We do our first unboxing on the show and discuss the Jordan 4 Rare Air. We kick off sports with the Royals current play and playoff hopes. We touch on the upcoming College football and NFL seasons.

Drink of the day: Beast Killer sunrise, pink poison, and gnarly grape.  lanco recently visited San Diego. He shared his recent experience with a third party ticket app. He has some strong opinions on the app and Petco Park. We also discuss the Nick Tarnasky video.

Drink of the day: Segram’s Escapes Spiked Pineapple powerhouse and Rumble Punch. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after a hiatus. We give out thoughts on the Gen Z stare. Jonesy recounts his trip to Casey’s prior to the show. We weigh in on kink shaming Reddit story.  We talk about NFL rookies legal troubles for sports. We also give love to the true GOAT of the NBA.

Drink: Good Boy Vodka, Citrus Circus and Arnold Palmer flavors Disclaimer: we tried new equipment so the audio is not as good as normal. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by their wives for an afternoon at the shop. Blanco shares story of first date with his wife and their weddings. JG discusses the dirty restaurants the Blanco introduced her to over the years. Mrs. Jones her trips to the hood in her youth. We give some love to Sumner Academy.

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Vanilla Coke. Blanco and Jonesy went to The Shop to try out some new toys, smoke cigars, and drink some bourbon. We have some discussion about the Royals, Tuff Tony’s trip to card show, and our difficulties acquiring new Jordan’s. It’s madness but it’s fun.

Drink of the day: Hard Mountain Dew Code Red.  Blanco and Jonesy had so much fun hanging out at the bar they recorded a second show. This is the official start of season 3. We sat down with nothing planned. We sat down with a drink and let it fly.

This is the pizza episode. We traveled to Italian Delight to make a special ”Fatties” pizza with help from friend of the show Rene Brunetti. There was no drink of the day as we were not at the bar. We all had a beer and made a 9 pound pizza. Enjoy the show!

Drink of the day Southern whiskey LIT Jack Daniels 3/4 oz, Bullet Bourbon 3/4 oz, Southern comfort 3/4 oz, Sour mix 1 oz, Lemon juice 1/2 oz. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. Blanco got bougie at an art auction this week. He is now an aimless collector. Jones has been dethroned. He is no longer the Chili cook off champion. We discuss the pilot hitting on random lady at airport via napkin drop. We talk about the baby sitter who found a monster under the bed. That leads to a discussion about scary toys from our childhood. Jones gave Twitch and try and failed his first attempt. We kick off sports with the Torpedo bat.

Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade. Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked off with our bracket challenge. We also want to know if the old BCS committee now works for the NCAA tournament. Chiefs free agent signings to date are rather lack luster.

Drink of the day:  Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua. Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs!  We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants in America. We also weigh in on the best snacks for road trips. Sports is dominated by the recent signings in the NFL. We welcome the Mustache to KC.

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Cherry Coke. Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We start it off by trying the Little Debbie Nutter Butter Cream pie. We pay homage to KC radio icon Johnny Dare. We reminisce on the shows 32 year history and what we will miss the most. Jonesy and Blanco are both done with day light savings time. It needs to end. Blanco’s neighbor’s tree fell in his yard and took out his tree. Jonesy sets him straight on how long he should wait for payment from the neighbor. Blanco is obsessed with the Brick by Brick Jordan’s. We lead off sports with the Geno Smith trade. We both are looking forward to the Chiefs finding a LT. We go over the Chief’s signings to date and discuss the Worthy saga.

Jonesy and Blanco had a virtual hang so there was nothing special to drink.  We chat a bit about “Landman”. Shockingly we are both fans but wish there was a whipped cream bikini.  We debate how soon is too soon to move in with a significant other. What is the proper protocol for siblings splitting an inheritance? Blanco is not a fan of the rotting corpse flower.  Jonesy is enthralled with the kayak swallowed by the whale.  We test our knowledge of what you should do via a post sex check list.  We talk “4 Nations” in sports. We are also happy the Royals are bringing back the all powder blue uniforms as the home alternate this year.

Drink of the day: vodka gimlet 2 oz vodka, 1 oz lime juice,  1 oz simple syrup  Please excuse our delay. We are a bit late due to technical issues. This is our Bowl of Supers special. We recorded at The Shop Cigar Lounge on Strawberry Hill. We were joined by Shop owner Mike Simmons. The fatties give our big game predictions while sipping cocktails and smoking cigars. Blanco gives his favorite prop bets for the game.

Drink of the day: White Claw Vodka and Soda: Peach, pineapple, wild cherry, watermelon. Jones and Blanco are back in the bar discussing topics de jour. We partially break our rules and give our thoughts on a bill proposal in MS to fine men for masturbation. Thoughts given on a diner who felt it was okay to take money from the communal tip jar to help cover their tab. We found out BK is selling cheeseburgers for $1 this week. That leads to another fatty fast food discussion. Sports discussion revolved around our preseason bets and they are settled. Blanco rants on the “rigged” NFL theory and the media giving it legs. We wrap up with our thoughts on the conference championship games.

Drink of the day: Nor’easter 2 oz bourbon, .5 lime juice, .5 maple syrup, top with ginger beer. Jonesy and Blanco are enjoying a cocktail and shooting the breeze.  We reminisce about an old school Mexican restaurant we both love. That leads to a discussion on when it’s okay not to tip. We debate the Girl Scout cookie rankings from Food and Wine.  We discovered we have not been brushing our teeth incorrectly for a long time.  We wrapped up with Blanco’s picks for the conference championships.

Drink of the day: Cherryosity bourbon, brown sugar, and natural flavors. Deep Eddy’s Lemon and Deep Eddy’s Lime.  Blanco and Jonesy are back from their hiatus. Join us at the bar for story time. Jones gives a recap of their recent trip to Universal studios in Florida. Blanco relives his recent trip to Vegas.  We round it out with the Fat Four for the divisional round.

Drink of the day: Christmas rum punch 2 oz spiced rum, .5 oz lemon juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, top with ginger beer. Blanco and Jonesy are at the bar for their holiday special. We give Screwball egg nog a try. We make a case for restaurants to stop leaving the tails on shrimp in pasta dishes.  Jonesy has a beef with Taco Bell.  We talk about the most popular toy of the decade for the past 60 years. What were our favorite Christmas gifts as a kid. We kick off sports with the calamity of the Jets orgainzation. We give picks for the first round of the College Football Playoff. We discuss recent NIL demands. These folks are asking for a lot. We wrap it up with the Fat Four for NFL week 16.