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Everything is Tine
Rubi & Jeremy
49 episodes
22 hours ago
Join two chronically-sarcastic, twenty-somethings as they glide their way through this perfect world where no sorts of problems exist. Was that convincing?
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Join two chronically-sarcastic, twenty-somethings as they glide their way through this perfect world where no sorts of problems exist. Was that convincing?
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Everything is Tine
The Bond of a Fake Butterfly and a Real Caterpillar

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy -- a real caterpillar and fake butterfly, respectively -- discuss friendship along with the importance of humor, the idea of marriage, sexism, vegetable indoctrination, and various choices Apple has been making recently. They also discuss the 1971 film "A Vampire Happening". If you've ever longed for "The Princess Switch" to be re-written as a horror thriller film, this movie is for you. Just recognize that Joseph is the only one who really gets it. His competitor with the supposedly "amazing" technicolored coat is a flop by comparison. Let's discuss.

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2 years ago
46 minutes 14 seconds

Everything is Tine
Simping Auntie Roo And Music Too
In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss persons, places, and things (nouns) for which they simp. They also talk about music, cursive, and the ultimate divider: Saxon Math. Finally, they review the 1971 flick “Whoever Slew Auntie Roo”. If ever you needed an additional reason not to trust children, this is the film for you. Also, Trisha Paytas is in this movie… sort of. Let’s discuss.
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2 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 46 seconds

Everything is Tine
Bonus Review: Call Us Tayo's Little Wizards
In this bonus episode, Rubi and Jeremy review the series "Tayo and Little Wizards". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a small village of adolescents became wizards... but also had automobiles as their familiars? What if our protagonist is a chronically-anxious blue bus with trust issues named "Tayo"? Can our main bus queen Tayo save his friends from an evil wizard's bus jail via the power of the sun stone? Let's discuss and find out.
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2 years ago
22 minutes 19 seconds

Everything is Tine
An Intimate Look at Friendship and David DeLuise
In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss the differences in how they view friendship. They also review the 2019 sci-fi (?) flick "A World Away". If you've ever accidentally entered a wormhole while flying a private jet into the Grand Canyon, then this film may hit very close to home. Even considering his role on Wizards of Waverly Place, David DeLuise faces unprecedented turmoil as the screenwriter chooses to put his character through the intergalactic wringer. To quote the all-knowing and all-powerful Selena Gomez - "Everything is not what it seems".
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2 years ago
51 minutes 52 seconds

Everything is Tine
A Spoonful of Roasting Helps the Episode Go Down
In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy strike up a conversation about everything from structure in friendships to the never-ending saga of corporations rebooting their favorite childhood shows. Sprinkle in some some casual roasting, and voila - an episode is born. They also review the 2004 film "From Other Worlds". If you've ever wondered what it would be like if E.T. was played by a Kristen Stewart understudy... who is then placed in a knock-off plot of "National Treasure", have we got a movie for you. Spoiler Alert - all the hip aliens get tattoos from the Library of Alexandra, not library cards.
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2 years ago
51 minutes 2 seconds

Everything is Tine
To Hono-loop-loop and Beyond!
Welcome to Season 3! To start off the season, Rubi and Jeremy discuss everything from coffee preferences to rogue clock attacks. They also review the 2022 comedy "Brian and Charles". Picture it... a man in the UK is lonely and builds a Hawaii-obsessed robot bestie out of a laundry machine and a mannequin head from a department store. Neither a group of semi-literate arsonists nor a bird-crazed love interest can get in the way of this human-robot bond. 
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2 years ago
47 minutes 49 seconds

Everything is Tine
And On Third Day, Everything Was Tine

Welcome to the first episode of Season 2! In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy start off the new year with discussions about Jay Jay the Jetplane, Hannah Montana, Apple Watches, and much more. They also review the 1973 film "Alabama's Ghost". If you ever wanted to watch a chaotic movie about a janitor turned magician that insists on hippie dance-offs before each of his shows, have we got the cinematic gem for you.

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3 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 7 seconds

Everything is Tine
2021: What A Tine To Be Alive

In this last episode for 2021, Rubi and Jeremy reflect on some of their favorite movies reviewed and overall moments from the podcast this year. 

Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to listen to "Everything is Tine" in 2021. Hope everyone has a very happy (and safe) New Year! 

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3 years ago
33 minutes 41 seconds

Everything is Tine
All Quiet on the Decision Front

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss their predisposition towards indecision. They also review the 2018 film "A Christmas in Royal Fashion". Have you ever wondered what would happen if a prince decided to go check up on a random marketing firm during Christmas? What if you pair that with casual identity theft, a Cheesecake Factory, and a delusional fashion show? Are you intrigued yet? Well, let's talk about it.

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3 years ago
59 minutes 28 seconds

Everything is Tine
We're Thankful For Unidentified Flying Angels

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss what they are thankful for in relation to Thanksgiving (yes, the episode is coming out after the holiday... but just imagine). They also discuss the 2021 film "Bigfoot, UFOs and Jesus", a movie which mixes childhood trauma with extraterrestrials, horrific outfits, and casual demon possession. Let's discuss.

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3 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 23 seconds

Everything is Tine
Life is Like a Box of Unpopular Opinions

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss unpopular opinions they have. Spoiler alert: No Container Store, Main Event, or Olive Garden is safe. They also review the 1974 film "Young Frankenstein", a Mel Brooks directed comedy that features Willy Wonka trying to escape his true destiny of becoming a mad scientist. Okay, that isn't technically the plot... but it also definitely is the plot. Let's discuss.

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3 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 42 seconds

Everything is Tine
If We Were a Movie, You’d Be Steamroller Smith

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy choose 5 -- okay, 3 cause we got sidetracked -- characters that they can each relate to. They also reminisce about their friendship and casually roast each other on a few totally harmless things that happened in the past. Finally, they review the "classic" sci-fi horror film "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959). While the actual plot of the movie is a snore, our own narrative for the movie will have you absolutely steamrolled. 

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3 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes 25 seconds

Everything is Tine
Children in Target: “I Screamed a Scream in Time Gone By”

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss people in their 20's having kids. They also discuss generational divides and if they each want to have children in the future. Finally, they review the 1962 film "Eegah". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a 7 foot caveman living in the 1960s wanted to settle down with a city girl.... all while her father cosplays as Indiana Jones? Well, we've got the movie for you.

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4 years ago
57 minutes 37 seconds

Everything is Tine
My Neck, My Back, Oh No My Jack-O-Lantern’s Cracked

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss previous Halloween experiences. Special features include (but are not limited to) candy corn hatred, costume ideas, cake walks, and Christian Trunk or Treat. They also review the 1947 thriller film "Scared to Death", a movie about a woman who is literally scared to death (very on the nose, we know). Oh, it was also the version where Elvira traps Martha Stewart in a box. Let's discuss.

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4 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes 24 seconds

Everything is Tine
Maybe She’s Bored With It. Maybe It’s PowerPoint.

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss more pet peeves and go off on a rant about the American Education system. They also review the 1968 film "The Party". Have you ever wanted to see the actor from the original Pink Panther in brown face walk around a Hollywood Party for 90 minutes? We certainly hope you haven't. We watched it, so you don't have to. Let's talk about it.

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4 years ago
1 hour 45 seconds

Everything is Tine
What We've Got Here... Is an Attempt to Communicate

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy talk about communication. In particular, they explore the checkered history of communication in their friendship and how they have progressed through the years. They also review the 1992 comedy "Stay Tuned", a film which shows how Dish Network is actually a gateway to Dante's Inferno. Long story short... if someone in a trench coat comes to your house trying to sell a TV with wood paneling, just don't do it.

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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 48 seconds

Everything is Tine
Introvert Island: We Have No Texts

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss whether extroverts and introverts can be friends. They also go off on a tangent (we know you are shocked) on what it's like being friends with each other. Finally, they try to review the movie "36 Husbands"... but cannot be bothered. It's the worst. Please for the love of all that is holy, do not watch that film. 

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4 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 5 seconds

Everything is Tine
Can Opposite Sexes Be Friends and Not Ex’s?
In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss a question as old as time: “Can males and females truly be just friends?”. They also review the 2018 indie film “Mandao of the Dead”, which is a unique fusion of sci-fi and crime. Let’s just say I’ve never seen Scooby Doo use astral projection to save someone from a murderer.
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4 years ago
1 hour 22 seconds

Everything is Tine
It's Me Jay Jay, and You're Not Watching Disney Channel

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss movies and TV shows from their childhood - Jay Jay the Jet Plane will never be forgotten. They also review the 1983 comedy film "Yellowbeard", which features an entire ensemble of characters operating at 110% the entire time. It's a very chaotic pirate movie, and we (as well as our pet parrots) aren't mad at it.

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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes 1 second

Everything is Tine
Catch Us At Lunch, How ‘Bout That?

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy rant about restaurants and pet peeves they have regarding food. Spoiler alert: certain dessert beverages from Sonic can sit on it and rotate. They also review the 2005 cult classic "The Gingerdead Man". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Gary Busey did a voice over for a homicidal, festive cookie? If so, we have a movie that will fulfill that curiosity to a tee. Just don't expect it to make much sense, okay?

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4 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 23 seconds

Everything is Tine
Join two chronically-sarcastic, twenty-somethings as they glide their way through this perfect world where no sorts of problems exist. Was that convincing?