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Every Number One Ever
DAACast Productions
157 episodes
1 day ago
Welcome to Every Number One Ever! A revisionist history of pop music and culture from 1952 to now. Over the next three years, friends and DAA stalwarts Matthew Leonard, Craig Lowe, and Liam Maloney are pruning the UK pop charts from day dot to now. Randomly selected number ones will be fired at them and either banished to the bin for all eternity or raised to the hallowed pantheon of pop after discussion, argument and general nonsense. The discarded songs will be expunged from history and in their stead shall be one randomly selected number two single. Will it be Penny Lane, God Only Knows, Jean Genie? Or the Dexys Midnight Runner’s parody ’Come On England’? Only fate and a random spreadsheet function can know for sure! So join us on our odyssey into pop as we try to correct some historical musical maladies and revitalise the once glittering UK pop chart.
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Music History
Comedy,
Music
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Welcome to Every Number One Ever! A revisionist history of pop music and culture from 1952 to now. Over the next three years, friends and DAA stalwarts Matthew Leonard, Craig Lowe, and Liam Maloney are pruning the UK pop charts from day dot to now. Randomly selected number ones will be fired at them and either banished to the bin for all eternity or raised to the hallowed pantheon of pop after discussion, argument and general nonsense. The discarded songs will be expunged from history and in their stead shall be one randomly selected number two single. Will it be Penny Lane, God Only Knows, Jean Genie? Or the Dexys Midnight Runner’s parody ’Come On England’? Only fate and a random spreadsheet function can know for sure! So join us on our odyssey into pop as we try to correct some historical musical maladies and revitalise the once glittering UK pop chart.
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Music History
Comedy,
Music
Episodes (20/157)
Every Number One Ever
Episode 153 - Back In The Bath
A century and a half into the great project and you think we'd have the measure of one another by now. Yet we can still surprise one another. Craig comes out of left field with a wild opinion, Liam hates something but votes for us, and Matt (just like quasimodo) can't stand the bells.
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1 day ago
1 hour 11 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 152 - Children Are Stupid
In these troubled times let these descriptions be a lighthouse, a beacon, a big... thing I suppose, that can always be relied on to be entirely irrelevant and irreverent. WILLIES! There's also a podcast you can listen to as well as read this. Its episode 152 - come on, get on with it. Not many left now!
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1 week ago
1 hour 13 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 151 - Vladimir Lennon
As this train trundles to the end of the line we appear to be picking up speed. Thats probably because loads of the bulkheads have fallen off, the windows are all smashed, and the electrics are totally shot. But part of that means we go on long circular rants like this, all for your amusement. OKLOVEYOUBYE!
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 18 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 150 - The Hangover Part IV
A bumper episode this week, recorded in person no less! This is why you shouldn't get us all together very often; we just rant and rant! The most important thing this week? I could spoil it, but I shan't... but there's gonna be an announcement... soon my darlings...
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 19 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 149 - J.D.D.D (Jim Dale Deep Dive)
This weeks the staff at ENOE Towers dredge through another 9 pieces of random nonsense from pop history, they deal with awful humans, and Liam mentions morse code fists (but never explains it). Plus we fall in love with Jim Dale and most particularly Jim Dale's best fans.
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4 weeks ago
1 hour 23 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 148 - Roboncé
Less than 15 episodes to go, we'll be done by xmas. Will you miss us? Will you be as thankful as we are to get to the very end of the grand project? Some of these songs are getting OLD now. Number 3 is like getting punched in the face with a vodka redbull. No. Thank. You. Just keep swimming. We'll get to shore soon enough.
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1 month ago
1 hour 16 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 147 - The Hawaiian Touch
Let's shed all pretence of this being anything other than glib marketing. For some reason, episode 145 spiked with listeners. In this description I mentioned kung fu, ancient wisdom, craft (maybe its a beer thing), being nobs, and the title mentioned love eggs. I wonder if we'll get another massive spike (ooo er missus) if I put the same words in again. Have we discovered some magic formula? That being said, with only 100 or so tracks to go do we actually want any new listeners?!
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1 month ago
1 hour 11 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 146 - Drugs, Guns and Our Lisa
Dropping into your Monday morning like the inevitable pret croissant and commuter traffic, the boys hope to  ring mirth, merriment and memories of Moss side to your day.
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1 month ago
1 hour 3 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 145 - Mary Whitehouse's Love Egg
Honestly, the boys deserved their luck this week. They really can't be trusted. Or maybe like the ancient wisdom of drunken kung fu, they're actually masters of their craft and merely trying to wrong foot you. Or maybe they're just nobs.
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1 month ago
1 hour 10 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 144 - Just Use My Mouth
We need to offer a public apology for Liam's use of the phrase that became the title of this week's drop from ENOE Towers. He'd had a packet of smarties and a froob and was far too aroused by the whole thing. Also, fear not dear listener, Craig did indeed develop a lovely tan. Plus we review some music.
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2 months ago
1 hour 9 minutes

Every Number One Ever
Episode 143 - Who Is The Most Famous Cherry?
We've got less than 20 episodes to go. As the grand project draws to a close, we encounter a baldie, a scallywag, a plastic lady, another lady, and, as we cover from last week's spicy debate, let us all collect our heads, we ask just who IS the most famous cherry? 
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2 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 16 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 142 - The Condiment Argument
I think if the ENOE brigade were ever going to court controversy, this is the episode to do it. No we're not making up spurious lies about pop stars, suggesting possible sex scandals, or the length of x's widge. Not today! Instead, we're asking the real questions, the important questions: sauces, condiments, gravies, and jous. Where do YOU stand? We'd normally edit this down but there's too much to not.
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2 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 34 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 141 - The Collective Widge
Another week, another nine tracks. We're getting down to the wire now aren't we! Scary stuff! What will we all do when this is done? Go about our lives?! How is one to cope?!
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2 months ago
58 minutes 35 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 140 - Huey, Jenny, Frankie
Its not Moby Dick, but its certainly a whale of a tune that we encounter this week. Its BIG. But is that a good thing? Plus we show just how little the lads know about the lady-based reproductive system. 
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3 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 23 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 139 - hello
Today is one of those episodes that might give you whiplash. I should say that this episode was recorded before the 16th of July and thus we don't make reference to certain events around our second artist. Plus we step on an aural boobie trap!
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3 months ago
56 minutes 10 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 138 - A Little Bit of Meat in a Soup of Veg
Yes yes yes! We're back with more silly titles and sillier "banter" (horrible word). In fact, "bants" is a word for the lowest echelon of humanity. If you participate in "bants" then you are officially dead to us. Sorry, where was I... Oh yeah. Its ENOE!
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3 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 12 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 137 - A Lot Of People Are From Oldham
This week, in between the music chat, we talk about the lost computer wars (Amstrad), a bit of East is East, the strange history of Gregorian chanting in pop music, and lovely ol' Bernard Cribbins gets a look in. Plus the usual nonsense. 
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3 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes 6 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 136 - Pilchard In A Pickle
Hark... do you hear it... on the wind... the faint chiming of bells and a whiff of trademan's tea. It also get a bit creepy, a bit stupid, and we move from one shore to another. Trust me, it'll make sense once you've listened to it.
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4 months ago
1 hour 10 minutes 17 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 135 - Are My Eyesbrows Actually Moving?
Here at ENOE Towers the airconditioning has totally packed in, Sigourney Weaver is running through the vents with a flame throwers (there aren't aliens, she's just bored), and the fancy zip tap has broken. We're sweltering! But we soldier on through the heatwave to bring you some spicy content, some serious chat, and a new sting that'll be making a regular appearance in the coming weeks.
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4 months ago
57 minutes 16 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Episode 134 - Boo, Indood!
There is a lot of walk of boys bits here, for which we would apologise... except we shan't. And some poop too. Its all a bit lavatorial this week. Sorry not sorry. Hashtag shan't.
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4 months ago
54 minutes 4 seconds

Every Number One Ever
Welcome to Every Number One Ever! A revisionist history of pop music and culture from 1952 to now. Over the next three years, friends and DAA stalwarts Matthew Leonard, Craig Lowe, and Liam Maloney are pruning the UK pop charts from day dot to now. Randomly selected number ones will be fired at them and either banished to the bin for all eternity or raised to the hallowed pantheon of pop after discussion, argument and general nonsense. The discarded songs will be expunged from history and in their stead shall be one randomly selected number two single. Will it be Penny Lane, God Only Knows, Jean Genie? Or the Dexys Midnight Runner’s parody ’Come On England’? Only fate and a random spreadsheet function can know for sure! So join us on our odyssey into pop as we try to correct some historical musical maladies and revitalise the once glittering UK pop chart.