Please don't take this episode's title as an instruction! We would very much like you to listen to our discussion of DON'T LISTEN, a 2020 Spanish horror film about a weird little kid hearing some very weird little voices. Dr. Katie joins Patrick and Allyson to break down the film's many shocking twists, whether its paranormal investigations are up to snuff, and our real-life creepy toy experiences.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

We brought in a very, VERY special guest to discuss the martial arts content in ZIAM, a movie that is supposedly about a Muay Thai fighter taking on a horde of zombies. Unfortunately, the movie has very little Muay Thai in it. Sorry, very special guest. In lieu of the anticipated combat, we discuss the movie's unexpected dramatic subplots, Ally McBeal, TERMINATOR: DARK FATE, and the viability of insects as food in our impending climate apocalypse. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

What's scarier than vampires? Gentrification. What's scarier than gentrification? Vampires doing gentrification. Join us for a discussion of VAMPIRES VS. THE BRONX, a 2020 Netflix original horror comedy. We discuss the movie's social themes, the importance of the corner bodega, and BLADE as the definitive vampire hunting textbook. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the movies 28 YEARS LATER, JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH, and HELL HOUSE LLC; and the books THE TURN OF THE SCREW, EILEEN, IN COLD BLOOD, GALLOWS HILL, WORLD WITHIN THE WORLD, DARK MATTER, and RAZORBLADE TEARS. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Double check your AirBnb confirmation number and join us for a discussion of BARBARIAN. This 2022 film by sketch comedian Zach Cregger takes many a crazy twist and turn after a woman unexpectedly finds a man in her rental home. We discuss the movie's political commentary, its many surprises, and the odd experience of seeing Bill Skarsgard play a normal human person. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast 

DON'T EAT THE STEW! Join us for a discussion of PARA BETINA PENGIKUT IBLIS, an Indonesian film about two women who are mainpulated by an extremely annoying evil spirit to carry out murderous deeds. We dig into exactly what was going on in this movie, its wild cliffhanger ending, and Indonesian Voldemort's laugh. Listen and let us know what you thought! Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

It's our 200th episode and we're celebrating by reviewing a horror classic: Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO! Join us for a discussion of the movie's surprisingly well-rounded female characters, how its scares hold up 65 years later, and the bizarre circumstances of Anne Heche's death. Plus, we reflect on the past 199 episodes of EHMON and read some of our beloved listeners' favorite moments from the cast. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the movies FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES, DANGEROUS ANIMALS, and SINNERS; the books GALLOWS HILL and MISERY; and the final season of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

If you want to know whether the movie AFRAID is good or not, don't ask ChatGPT! Three real live humans at Every Horror Movie On Netflix reviewed this AI-gone-wild thriller for you. We discuss whether AI is scary IRL, compare this movie to the Disney Channel Original SMART HOUSE, and meet our new AI cohost, JAIA.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Thought you could escape capitalism when you die? Think again! We're breaking down the Taiwanese horror-comedy DEAD TALENTS SOCIETY, in which ghosts have to hustle for scares in an entertainment-industry-like afterlife. We break down the gags, the ghosts, the movie's Rickroll-esque featured song, what it means to be seen – and, of course, our thoughts on what happens when we die.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

We've got a date with HEART EYES! Join us for a discussion of this hybrid horror/rom-com film. We dig into how well it handles the tropes of both its genres, our feelings on Valentine's Day, and the enduring appeal of Devon Sawa and Jordana Brewster. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the movies SINNERS, FREAKY TALES, and THE SUBSTANCE; the books THE LONG WALK, TENDER, and THE TOLL HOUSE; the podcast OTHERWORLD; and the series/season finales of THE HANDMAID'S TALE and THE LAST OF US. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of KAALI KHUHI (THE BLACK WELL), an Indian cinematic ghost story that serves as a commentary on a horrifying-real life social custom. We discuss the film's portrayal of Indian women's politics and position in patriarchy over the generations, examine how well its social commentary works, and somehow find a way to make a "well" pun in even in the midst of this incredibly sobering discussion. More info on IT'S A GIRL, the documentary discussed in the podcast (don't click if you don't want spoilers for the plot/theme of KAALI KHUHI): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2221404/ Link to an Indian writer's analysis of the film, referenced in the episode: https://www.huffpost.com/archive/in/entry/kaali-khuhi-review-this-netflix-horror-film-is-illogical-even-by-ghost-story-standards_in_5fa0f1d4c5b6128c6b5bd484 Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Your parents will never know that you came down to the basement to discuss MA with us! We dig into the lurid events, stellar cast, and possible social commentary of this 2019 film starring Octavia Spencer as a woman with a mysterious, vengeful obsession with a group of teens. Let's just say there are so many shocking surprises to unpack that the Spoiler Room takes up the majority of this episode. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

GHOUUUULLLLSSS! Patrick and Allyson crack open a bottle of rosé and sharpen up their katanas for a discussion of director Jim Jarmusch's 2019 zom-com, THE DEAD DON'T DIE. We discuss this movie's insane ensemble cast, its unexpected relevance to our current apocalyptic world, why it flopped with critics and audiences, and why we seemed to enjoy it more than most.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the series THE LAST OF US, BLACK MIRROR, and MONONOKE, as well as some outstanding horror shorts from the Independent Film Festival Ypsilanti – including one directed by your former cohost, Chris! Watch Chris' short film, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER, here: https://youtu.be/zRIomq-Fg4k?si=-q8E5Jg9ciyRL0c5 Watch A FERMENTING WOMAN here: https://vimeo.com/864892599 Learn more about the Independent Film Festival Ypsilanti here: https://www.iffypsi.com/ Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Park your car, leave your phone in it, and wander into this big spooky field with us for a discussion of IN THE TALL GRASS! This adaptation of Stephen King and Joe Hill's novella follows several characters who get lost among supernatural happenings in a field of, well, tall grass. We discuss how the movie measures up to the book, what HANNIBAL series director Vincenzo Natali brings to the film, fan theories on what's actually going on here, and whether Patrick Wilson is daddy (spoiler alert: he is). Listen and let us know what you thought! Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Pack your bags because we're heading to Poland to review NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT PART 2! In classic EHMON fashion, the Wheel of Death spoke and we obeyed, dropping into the middle of this mutant-monster-rampage franchise without watching the first installment. We discuss whether the movie's protagonist is an incel or a sweetheart, the movie's gore level, whether it moved us to watch NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT, and opinions on whether hot dogs belong in a tubular bun with Thousand Island dressing. Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Grab your psychedelic substance of choice and join us for a discussion of MONONOKE THE MOVIE: THE PHANTOM IN THE RAIN. This vivid, hallucinatory anime focuses on two women who encounter an angry spirit in a Japanese feudal harem. We unpack the movie's dense plot, feminist themes, and unforgettable visuals.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the movies TRAP, THE MONKEY, PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE, and DR. STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS; the book THE DEVIL IN SILVER; and the podcast MALEVOLENT.  Join the conversation on Discord: https://discord.gg/PptTvM3mCd Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EHMONcast/ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ehmoncast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ehmonpodcast Follow us on Bluesky: https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/ehmoncast.bsky.social Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ehmoncast And check out our merch at https://www.teepublic.com/user/ehmoncast !