Hey everyone! It’s Sarah here, your rookie-but-raving football fan, diving straight into the chaos of Barcelona’s latest Champions League adventure. I mean, what even was that match? If you're a Barça fan and you didn't have a mini heart attack at 4:00 a.m. Beijing time watching this, you’re definitely built different! Let’s break it all down. The stage was set at the Estádio da Luz, and Benfica came out swinging. In the second minute (yes, second!), Pavlidis opened the scoring with a clinical finish, leaving us all like, “Wait, are we awake yet?” Fast forward to the 12th minute, Balde gets taken down in the box, and VAR does its usual dramatic entrance. Lewandowski, or as I like to call him, Penalty King, steps up cool as you like and slots it home. Score: 1-1. I mean, you can always count on Lewy to turn pressure into poetry. But then—disaster. Szczęsny (yes, our keeper for hire) turns into a magnet for chaos, gifting Pavlidis not one, but two more goals, including a penalty in the 30th minute. Benfica leads 3-1, and honestly, I was questioning all my life choices for staying up this late. The second half? A soap opera. It was literally dramatic. In the 64th minute, Rafinha accidentally scores with his head after a botched clearance from Trubin, Benfica’s keeper. Like, you couldn’t write this stuff! But wait, it gets worse. Araujo goes full Shakespearean tragedy with an own goal in the 68th minute, putting us down 4-2. I was ready to call it a night. But no. Enter Captain Lewy again in the 78th minute, converting another penalty to make it 4-3. Hope was alive! Then Eric García, of all people, finds the back of the net with a header in the 86th minute to equalize. Who knew Eric had that in him? And finally, the moment of glory. In the 96th minute, Rafinha—absolutely on fire—charges down the right flank, slices past the defense, and smashes the ball home. Barcelona 5-4 Benfica. Cue screaming, cheering, and me waking up the neighbors. This man sealed the deal with pure flair. This win is huge—six straight victories in the Champions League and a guaranteed spot in the Round of 16. But seriously, Barça, can we chill with the heart-stopping comebacks? I’m a high school student; I need my sleep! And don’t even get me started on Araujo. Reports are saying he’s staying put, thanks to Deco’s last-minute chat. Juventus’ €50M offer? Sorry, guys, he’s staying loyal. Respect. That’s it for this week, my fellow culés! Hit me up with your thoughts—did Rafinha just solidify himself as our unsung hero? And what do we do about Szczęsny? Let’s chat next week! For now, Visca Barça and sweet dreams, football fans. -- Hosting provided by SoundOn