In this info-packed episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen analyze the evolution of Bridezilla, the out-of-control cost of getting hitched, bridesmaid migrations, wedding values, and how we can all do better by taking Lisi’s BPC (bachelorette party challenge). Digressions include Sarah Jessica Parker’s uncanny ability to grow foot bones. They also answer an Ask a GLU about controlling brides. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION In // Out Treat Your Girls, Gays, and Theys // Treat Yourself BrideZaras// Bridezillas We Weddings// Me Weddings See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, October 28, 2025 Today on EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen attempt to do Gawd’s work by explaining the nature of friend drama and offering solutions to eradicate it. Ellen shares the story of her biggest friend breakup, and Lisi tries to shed light on what may be happening beneath the surface. Digressions include Mommy make-up, the definition of low-key, and the fact that Ellen seriously thought Lisi had never heard of 69. I mean… They also strongly disagree on how to answer this week’s Ask a GLU about wedding guest lists. CURRENT STATE of the UNION IN//OUT Forever 31//Forever 21 6 - 7//69 Husband Rule//Mom Rule xoxo, Lisi & Ellen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today on EhMaGawd, we are DUH-YING because the dashing, hilarious, social media influencer, creator, podcaster, and life-long GLU Harry Hill is here!!! Among a billion things we discuss his Clique obsession, iconic posts, (@veryharryhill), writing goals and writing distractions. There is also a mean girl confession that will shock your socks off. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT Butter//Protein (Harry) Yoga//Pilates (Ellen) Christmas Karens//Christmas Carols (Lisi) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025 Stand down, first responders. This episode was an emergency, but only for us. We were beyond excited to share a fantastic interview with an alpha influencer, but she had upload issues that rendered the episode DOA. Soooo, we—being hard-hitting show-must-go-on types—busted out a last minuter. After some housekeeping announcements, it’s a digression extravaganza. Topics include: algorithm fear-baiting, TSITP, and Christmas spirit (or lack thereof). IN//OUT Algorithm Snooping//Reading Someone’s Journal Jewish Elf//Shiksa List Joe of the Jonas//George of the Jungle. xox Lisi & Ellen Special Thanks to Bella Tomayo: Another hard-hitting show-must-go-on type who made a last-minute graphic (at work) for this episode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, October 7, 2025 Today on EhMaGawd, Ellen is in New York, and Lisi is in panic as she is convinced they are bombing at Camp Pendleton. It’s all digressions today as they discuss empaths, mentor mess-ups, brain trickery, how to score theater tickets, Massie’s one and only Swift song, and how people are either characters or pieces of work. Which one are you? CURRENT STATE of THE UNION IN//OUT They Bomb//She Bangs Ticket Booths//Non-spoofable Spoofs Novid//Covid xoxo Lisi & Ellen Special thanks to Bella Tomayo, a character who delivers many pieces of work.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #16 Tuesday, September 30, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi has COVID, and Ellen learns she’s too old for flannel. Still, they manage to dissect The Summer I Turned Pretty (sorry, Jeremiah), Griffin in Summer, Chicken Spaghetti, and all things New York. If you hate pointless rambling, this episode is not for you. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT Tump//Dump Fridge Cig//Diet Coke Cougar Puberty//Menopause xoxo Lisi & Ellen Special thanks to Bella Tomayo for our incredible graphics and her incredible patience.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #15 Tuesday, September 23, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Kortney Riley —holistic aesthetician, Reiki master practitioner, healing expert, and coach—teaches us how simple beauty and wellness can actually be. Is salmon sperm legit? Is creatine a trend? What should we eat for breakfast? Where should you get Botox? Is it okay to secretly drug your family? Answers to these questions and dozens more! Supplements We MentionedJarrow Formulas Inositol Powder — supports mood balance and relaxationNatural Factors Stress-Relax Suntheanine L-Theanine 100 mg — calm focus and stress supportRYZE Superfoods Mushroom Hot Cocoa Sleep Supplement — melatonin, reishi, and L-theanine for sleepPerfect Amino (BodyHealth) — optimized amino acids for protein and collagenKion Aminos — energy, recovery, and lean muscle supportBrainMD Smart Creatine+ — brain and body performanceMore Ways to ConnectRetreatByKortney — Full LinktreeBook a Call with MeNewsletterRetreatByKortney on Substack — monthly wellness tips, product recommendations, and reset inspiration.CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION Taking Acid//Dropping Acid A bottle of Ds //A bag of Ds Blood Panels// Blood Brothers xoxo Lisi & Ellen Thank you, Bella Tomayo, for not quitting when we texted you after your dental surgery to request graphics.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Same Issues. Different Generations. Endless Digressions. Tuesday, September 16, 2025 In this AH-MAZING episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen hang hard with online personality turned entrepreneur Lauren Elizabeth. In this candid conversation, we discuss LA living, leaky boobs, wedding playlists, life as an influencer, motherhood, and of course, the iconic marble pill case. Warning: This episode contains several EhMaGawd exclusive announcements. So if you don’t like knowing things before your friends, please exercise caution. IN//OUT Color Blind Kids//Sad Beige Moms Marble Pill Box Collection //Marble Pill Box Rejection Toddler Wedding Rings//Tiffany Wedding Rings xoxo Lisi & Ellen Special thanks to Bella Tomayo for our graphics and her patience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #13 Tuesday, September 9, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen intend to discuss the moment girlhood is having in our culture, and they do for, like, a minute. Then, it’s mostly digressions that include the landing strips, beauty standards, face shaming, phone cases that reflect our souls, Lisi’s new wardrobe, Ellen’s new hobby, and Massie’s new pet. If there is drama in your life, Lisi and Ellen want to hear about it. Submit your questions and quandaries to ASK A GLU at thestateofthereunion@gmail.com. Please. They love giving advice. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT Girl Time/ FaceTime Contemplating Skiing in September//Actually Skiing in February Beajou//Bean (Only because he passed. But he will live in our hearts for centuries.) xoxo Lisi & Ellen Special thanks to Bella Tomayo, CEO of graphics and OG Sphynx influencer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen are joined by Mary Woodard A Librarian for 35+ years, former President of the Texas Library Association, and Ellen’s OG Influencer. We discussed the insanity of book bans, dragon and fairy porn, and “Mimi’s” book recommendation for 2025. Digressions include the Streisand Effect and the ah-dorable way librarians line up single file at bars. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT Talking in the library// Smoking in the boys’ room. Book fans//Book Bans. Grooming the pink kitty//Grooming dogs. Xoxo, Lisi & Ellen Thank you, Bella Tamayo, our graphics goddess. We worship you.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode of EhMaGawd, Ellen and Lisi discuss THE Crystal Ball, Ellen’s psychic reading, and Lisi’s license plate messages from above. We’re also spilling the tea with updates on our new adult Clique Novel, State of the Reunion! Digressions include: vajazzles, Korean spas, nudity, hairless cats, and Brazilian waxes. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT 3 oz Curls//Bicep Curls Jessica Starr Reviews//Five-Star Reviews Big Bush Energy//Big Dick Energy Xoxo, Lisi & Ellen Thank you, Bella Tamayo—graphics queen, hairless cat owner, and badass GLU. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday, August 12, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Ellen and Lisi discuss loose and watery boundaries; a condition they refer to as Boundarrhea. They explore the five leading causes of boundarrhea, share their personal experiences, and explain Lisi’s very Massie Block-coded method for binding boundaries called S.O.L.I.D. Here’s a cheat sheet: S: State it. O: Own It L: Label it. I: Identify the fear. D: Do it with dignity. Digressions include: Ellen’s Coastal Gran moment, tomato martini’s, and layaway. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN//OUT Ellen Da’Generous//Ellen Degeneres Settlers of I Can’t /Settlers of Cattan Practicing S.O.L.I.D//Doing a solid. Xoxo, Lisi & Ellen Thank you, Bella Tamayo—graphics goddess, marketing muse, and solid GLU. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #9 Tuesday, August 5, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen are joined by the wildly talented author-slash-journalist-slash-Substacker-slash-activist-slash-Clique expert, Iman Hariri-Kia. The conversation includes Iman’s brilliant analysis of the Pretty Committee, the struggles and joys of writing, and the best opening sentence ever. Digressions include how pubic hair creates friendships. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN/OUT Waxing a*****e //Waxing poetic Feeling Seen// Being Judged Writing GLUs //Writing Groups Xoxo Lisi & Ellen Special shoutout to Bella Tamayo--graphics goddess, marketing muse, and the GLU responsible for our fancy new interview cards. Thank you for making us look like Jeopardy hosts. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #8 Tuesday, July 29, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss forced fun, the term "best friend”, ChatGPT therapy, and body image issues. Digressions include Ellen’s Glen Arbor glow-up, Rent sing-a-longs, and spray tans. The Current State of the Union IN/OUT Rot/Glitter Spraycations/Staycations Booze Choose/Booze Cruise Xoxo, Lisi & Ellen Bella Tamayo, you are our graphics goddess, marketing muse, and podcast picture person. Thank you for sprinkling glitter on our rot. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #7 Tuesday, July 21, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen had a blast with Elizabeth McLaughlin, the charming, talented, and very Type-A actor who played Massie Block. Topics include: Elizabeth’s day-one illness, the casting process, IRL on-set tension between Massie and Kuh-laire, their favorite looks, and the impact Elizabeth’s ketchup obsession had on Lisi’s character development. Digressions include: work ethics, child veneers, business class, and Botox math. The Current State of the Union IN/OUT Wedding Hair/Divorce Hair Sweaty Foreheads/Warming Coats Brow Lifts/Forehead Movement xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO BELLA TAMAYO! Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. She creates our ah-mazing podcast artwork, and we are beyond grateful. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #6 Monday, July 14, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss the GLU’s Reddit outrage surrounding the Podcast’s paywall. They acknowledge your point of view, share theirs, and ultimately decide that the wall is done for the weekly pod. Digressions include Lisi’s assortment of eyewear, the shocking discovery that Ellen has never heard of John Cougar Mellencamp, Diet Coke, vodka, and lemon (ew!), and the collective grief surrounding the fatal floods in Texas. The Current State of the Union IN/OUT Pay Pals/Pay Walls A Girl Named Lucky/A Guy Named Mellencamp Transition Lenses/Male Pattern Blindness xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO BELLA TAMAYO! Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. She creates our ah-mazing podcast artwork, and we are beyond grateful. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #5 Monday, July 7, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen explore the complexities of female friendship. They share personal anecdotes, Lisi’s angsty journal entry, and offer solutions to common issues. Oh, and there’s a new acronym on the scene: EGO now stands for Ehmagawd Get Out ofyourownway. Digressions include: Donkey milk, Crystal’s surprise engagement, the guest list for Ellen’s bachelorette party, and pre-death journal burning. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN/OUT Donkey Milk/Salmon Sperm Golf Club Friends/Night Club Friends Curious/Furious xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO BELLA TAMAYO! Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. She created our ah-mazing podcast artwork, and we are beyond grateful. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #4 Monday, June 30, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, iconic costume designer, Mandi Line tells us how a baby grows up to become the stylist for 90210, Greek, The Bold Type, Charmed, Shameless, Drop Dead Diva, Ten Things I Hate About You, Pretty Little Liars, The Young and the Restless, and ah-bviously The Clique. (Seriously, these credits are just a teeny bit of what she’s done.) Mandi fondly remembers Ellen’s wardrobe bravery, and we get her take on what the Pretty Committee should wear in State of the Reunion. Digressions include Lisi asking Mandi if she should keep the yellow rubber platform shoes that she just unboxed. Spoiler: Lisi has since returned them. xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO BELLA TAMAYO! Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. She created our ah-mazing podcast artwork, and we are beyond grateful. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #3 Monday, June 23, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss the elusive nature of personal identities. From hair length to ageism, they reflect on old versions of themselves, question new versions, and contemplate which is the most accurate representation of their truest self. Digressions include balding men, post-Broadway cocktails, their on-again, off-again love affair with New York City, and Steven Spielberg’s security detail. NOTE: Although that dangling white wire has appeared in Lisi’s background twice, it is not part of her podcast identity. After this episode, you will never see it again. Pinky Promise. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN/OUT Bar Centrale/Grand Central Carry On Bags/Under Eye Bags Outfit Repeating/Outfit Competing xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO BELLA TAMAYO! Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. She created our ah-mazing podcast artwork, and we are beyond grateful. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode #2 Monday, June 16, 2025 In this episode of EhMaGawd! Lisi and Ellen are joined by Sophie Anna Everhard, aka Dylan Marvil, from the Clique movie. Ellen and Sophie share their audition stories and offer a behind-the-scenes look at the movie's filming. Lisi tells the newly engaged Sophie how to make her wedding memorable, and they all discuss the power of passion. Digressions include: sober grinding at high school dances, wedding pressure, Lindsey Lohan, Jamba Juice, and trippy realizations. Oh, and the elephant in the room? Lisi’s tragic background. Yes, she knows about the dangling wire, the reflection in her glasses, and those sad blank walls. Macy’s Penitentiary Collection, much? She’s working on it. CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION IN/OUT Wedding Grind/Sober Grind Call Her Mommy/Call Her Daddy Sophie’s Playlist/Sophie’s Choice xoxo, Lisi & Ellen SPECIAL THANKS TO: Bella Tamayo, Graphic Designer, Marketing Strategist, and Alpha GLU. Thank you for our ah-mazing artwork. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.stateofthereunion.net/subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.