Do parents have friends though? If you or someone you know is a parent, please have them reach out to us and name their top eight friends. Inquiring minds need to know. Also, this is our season five finale, and Robert is David's step-dad, so play nice! Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't get scammed! If someone approaches you and wants you to listen to something called Don't Dress for the Podcast You Desire, that is a fake! Stick to the genuine article for your ear and heart health. Also, Jayson Phuah is cute and smart and successful. You can't scam him either. ...anymore. Follow Jayson -- Instagram: @jaysonphuah Facebook: Jayson Phuah Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pooya Mohseni is the queen of her own life. And she invites you to be the same. Open your own doors! Waltz by yourself! Listen to this podcast! All the successful people are doing it. Follow Pooya -- Instagram: @pooyaland Website: pooyaland.com Check out her new film "See You Then" (@seeyouthenfilm) Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Press 1 to listen to this episode. Press 2 to listen to this episode twice. Press 3 to make all the world's sheep disappear. Don't press anything to listen to this excellent episode with Dimly Wit's #FollowbackFebruary winner, Noehmi! Actually, you might have to push the play button, but then after that, don't push anything. Unless you need to, like adjust the volume or anything. You know what, you've got this. Follow Noehmi-- IG: @angel_doll82 Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Karley loves WaWa. David loves Karley. And Megan learns to take a compliment. (This has been the DFTP edition of Two Truths & A Lie. Please submit your answers to your local DMV) Follow Karley -- IG: @kkasp_ We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Veteran and father-to-be Julian Spevack gets personal about all the different kinds of success. Will he name his first child after one of our illustrious hosts? Only time will tell. (Time says "Probably not".) Speaking of Time, you're not losing it; this episode was slated to come out at the beginning of March but was delayed for baby-announcing reasons. Thank you for your understanding and time is a flat circle. Follow Julian -- Instagram: @jvack We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Open your windows and let the podcasts in! They're fluttering in the Spring breeze like baby birds that want to nest in your ears. That may sound unpleasant, but we promise, when it's an episode starring Rachel Langley, you'll get used to it. Follow Rachel -- Instagram: @rachellangleydesigns @dimlywitproductions Website: www.rachellangleyw.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you want to put this podcast on your resume, you can claim the role of Audio Supervisor, and we will vouch for you in an job interview. Whether or not you want to do that is up to you, but you can. Special thanks to Alan Waters for diving in to be our guest after audio gremlin's ate this week's episode. Enjoy! Follow Alan -- Website: www.dimlywit.com IG: @dimlywitproductions @walanwaters Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is our podcast! There are many like it, but this one is ours! Also, we let Alex Ferrara play around in it for a while, cause she seems nice. We have the same Podcast Dad after all, so it only seemed fair. Follow Alex -- Instagram: @alexandra_kf YouTube: Alex Ferrara Podcast: @obsessedwiththebestpod dimlywit.com/obsessed Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Background Joys podcast multiverse. Liz McMonagle from Learn A Little sits in on Dress for the Podcast. More podcast hosts as guests are next. Megan is lost in the void and potentially returning as a gritty reboot. Stay tuned. Follow Liz -- Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com IG: @professor_mcmonagle Listen to Learn A Little: www.backgroundjoys.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Head to the nearest bathroom and rip the sink right out of the wall! That's the only love language Jordon Waters is accepting right now. Well, that and devouring this episode and then sharing it with every single person you know. Your call. Follow Jordon-- Website: jordonwaters.com FB: facebook.com/jordon.waters IG: @TheyGotTime Rizzle: @TheyGotTime Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Run your own race. Travel your own path. Defeat the zombie under your own bed. It's time to look inward, because there's definitely a metaphor in this one somewhere. If you figure out what it is, please let us know. Follow Latrice -- Instagram: @smithcommalatrice Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ari cares deeply. David wants to sell out. Megan has big pictures. Ari shares immense wisdom. David plugs his OnlyFans. Megan has big pictures. Follow Ari -- Website: arifrenkel.com Facebook.com/TheAriFrenkel Instagram: @AriFrenkel imdb.com/name/nm3193058 Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David made it through this entire episode without even one atrocious Australian accent. And for that restraint, you are all entirely welcome. Alice Qin made it through this entire episode and only stole our hearts about fifteen times. For the opportunity to bask in her splendor, you are all equally entirely welcome. Follow Alice -- Website: www.aliceqin.com FB, IG, & Twitter: @thataliceqin Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From mud beggar to poet of the perverse, we track Gordy Boudreau's rise to success as Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. We also swap short stories, try not to burp, and talk about child jousting. This one's got it all! Follow Gordy: FB: facebook.com/aghpoetry IG: @arthurgreenleafholmes Twitter: @ArthurGHolmes Website: arthurgreenleafholmes.com Follow us on Instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you want to learn how to win therapy, affect others, and become your parents' favorite child, this episode's for you. Even if you don't want to learn those things, this episode's still for you. Here. Take it. Why are you slowly backing away? We made it just for you!! Follow Regina: Facebook & Instagram: @banditsontherun Website: banditsontherun.nyc And look for their new single 'We Battle Giants' dropping 1/15: https://ffm.to/webattlegiants/ Follow us on instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Not all game can be red game. And not all guests can be Jenna Stoeber. But this one is. Join us while we talk Polygon, relationships, ECCC, and Street Fighter 4. With surprise guest, David & Megan's landlord. Follow Jenna: Twitter: @thejenna Twitch: http://twitch.tv/the_jenna www.jennastoeber.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is success? How do we measure it? Why do we value it? When is Dress For the Podcast You Want returning to air? Who is asking all these questions? Come find these answers, and more, with guests who range from "classically successful" to "David Andrew Laws". One thing we can say, is stay tuned for a brand new season dropping veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy soon. Follow us on instagram for all of your podcast updates! @background.joys Support us by supporting our host network, DimlyWit Productions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The last time we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan had a slight case of laryngitis. *This* time when we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan *also* had a slight case of laryngitis. Coincidence? Probably. But still, spooooooky!! Follow Today's Guest: Dayle Towarnicky -- IG: @userhandle ; W: website Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions, at DimlyWit.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Abbie Getty is the voice of a generation; specifically the generation that is having Netflix shows audio described to you. After our hiatus, we're back to getting horny for success, rating our own last names, and the Florida Man game. Very hashtag 2020. Follow Today's Guest: Abbie Getty -- IG: @GettyGirl ; W: abbiegetty.com Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf Support our host network, DimlyWit Productions, at DimlyWit.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices