Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/284538 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Jake the Fake Keeps it Real Series: #1 of Jake the Fake Author: Craig Robinson, Adam Mansbach Narrator: Sullivan Jones Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 47 minutes Release date: March 28, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Big Nate comes the first book in a side-splitting illustrated series from comedian and film star Craig Robinson, #1 New York Times bestselling author Adam Mansbach, and NAACP History Maker recipient and cartoonist Keith Knight.   Jake can barely play an instrument, not even a kazoo. And his art? It’s better suited for Pictionary than Picasso. Which is a real problem because Jake just faked his way into the Music and Art Academy for the gifted and talented (and Jake is pretty sure he is neither). More jokester than composer, Jake will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.   Featuring more than 160 illustrations, Jake the Fake is sure to bring the laughs with his hilarious high jinks!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/283742 to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Dragon's Guide to Making Perfect Wishes Series: #3 of A Dragon's Guide Author: Joanne Ryder, Laurence Yep Narrator: Jorjeana Marie, Susan Denaker Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 52 minutes Release date: March 14, 2017 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: For fans of How to Train Your Dragon comes the final adventure in the Dragon’s Guide series by two-time Newbery Honor winner Laurence Yep and Joanna Ryder, featuring enchanting artwork by Caldecott Honor winner and Harry Potter illustrator Mary GrandPré.   Plucky pair Winnie and Miss Drake are traveling back in time to the 1915 San Francisco World’s Fair. Waiting in the past are Winnie’s great-grandfather Caleb, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and a centuries-old mystery: Who stole the Heart of Kubera necklace? Despite the excitement, Winnie’s only wish is to lose Rowan, an unusual boy who has the annoying habit of showing up at inconvenient times. But the wise Miss Drake knows her pet Winnie should be careful what she wishes for—especially when her wish-granting souvenirs follow them home. “Yep and Ryder keep the magic coming with their whimsical fantasy, enhanced by GrandPré’s sweet drawings. The story positively vibrates with fun.” —Kirkus Reviews   “Warm humor, magical mishaps, and the main characters’ budding mutual respect and affection combine to give this opener for a planned series a special shine that will draw readers and leave them impatient for sequels.” —Booklist, Starred

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/282888 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Demolition Dad: a Storey Street novel Author: Phil Earle Narrator: Chris Davies Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 3 minutes Release date: March 9, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.33 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Carnegie Medal shortlisted author Phil Earle's first novel for younger readers, Demolition Dad is Danny the Champion of the World in Spandex - a hilarious, warm-hearted story about family, friends and wrestling, illustrated by Waterstones Children's Book Prize shortlisted artist, Sara Ogilvie, and perfect for fans of David Walliams. This is the story of Jake Biggs and his dad, George. George spends all week knocking down buildings ... and all weekend knocking down wrestlers. He's the Demolition Man, and Jake couldn't be prouder. But when Jake hears about a pro-wrestling competition in the USA, and persuades his beloved dad to apply, things don't quite turn out the way he expected... (P) Orion Children's Books 2017

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/283778 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Middle School: Escape to Australia Series: #9 of Middle School Author: James Patterson, Martin Chatterton Narrator: Michael Crouch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 0 minutes Release date: March 6, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.8 of Total 5 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In this adventurous installment of James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series, everyone's favorite underdog hero Rafe Khatchadorian is headed to the dangerous wilds of Australia! Rafe isn't exactly considered a winner in Hills Village Middle School to say the least, but everything's about to change: he's won a school-wide art competition, and the fabulous prize is getting to jet off to Australia for a whirlwind adventure! But Rafe soon finds that living in the Land Down Under is harder than he could've ever imagined: his host-siblings are anything but welcoming, the burning temperatures are torturous, and poisonous critters are ready to sting or eat him at every step. So with the help of some new misfit friends, Rafe sets out to show everyone what he does best: create utter mayhem!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/284384 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Slappy Birthday to You (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #1) Series: #1 of Goosebumps Slappyworld Author: R.L. Stine Narrator: Joe Fria, Lucien Dodge Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 51 minutes Release date: February 28, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.32 of Total 19 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A brand new Goosebumps arc narrated by the most iconic and evil character of the series, Slappy! The evil dummy comes to life to tell his own twisted tales and scary stories!It's bad enough Ian Barker has to spend his twelfth birthday with his sister and their two annoying cousins. The four of them can't ever hang out without getting into trouble. Vinnie and Jonny always want to play with Ian's stuff. They take extra turns and break everything they touch. Even Ian's new birthday presents are up for grabs. But when Ian gets a Slappy dummy from his dad, things go from bad to worse. When Slappy's in charge, you don't fight over him, he fights over you!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/284320 to listen full audiobooks. Title: House of Robots: Robot Revolution Series: #3 of House of Robots Author: James Patterson Narrator: Jack Patterson Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 44 minutes Release date: February 16, 2017 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Random House presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of House of Robots: Robot Revolution by James Patterson, read by Jack Patterson. After a few early glitches in their relationship, Sammy and his 'bro-bot' E are now best friends. In fact, E is such a valued member of the family that the other electronic members of the House of Robots are feeling sorely unappreciated. And when Sammy's inventor mom becomes distracted by a top-secret project, the robots soon begin to fall into disrepair. Cue a robot revolt, with the droids wreaking harmless havoc in the house! Armed with pranks like glue in the shampoo bottles and flying toast missiles, the robots demand to be cared for. It's up to Sammy and his disabled sister Maddie to keep the peace until his mom reveals her secret project... and why it was worth the wait.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280853 to listen full audiobooks. Title: King Flashypants and the Creature From Crong: Book 2 Series: #2 of King Flashypants Author: Andy Riley Narrator: Mathew Baynton Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 28 minutes Release date: February 9, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.5 of Total 2 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: 'Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books.' DAVID WALLIAMS 'Two words - such fun!' MIRANDA HART 'Beautiful, inventive and laugh-out-loud funny.' SUE PERKINS When rumours of a huge and terrifying monster called the Voolith reach Edwinland, King Edwin Flashypants decides that, to be a proper king, he needs to go and fight it. Meanwhile, Emperor Nurbison has had a similar idea, but he has a much sneakier plan for what he can do with the Voolith. And it involves squishing Edwinland. Hold tight for another thrilling Flashypants adventure, with jousting, vegetables, fire-breathing toads and plenty of FOO-HOO-HOOing. (P) Hodder Children's Group 2017

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/281927 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Secret Origins Series: #3 of Story Thieves Author: James Riley Narrator: Kirby Heyborne Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 31 minutes Release date: January 17, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Bethany travels to a new fictional world to rescue her father in this third book in the New York Times bestselling series, Story Thieves—which was called a “fast-paced, action-packed tale” by School Library Journal—from the author of the Half Upon a Time trilogy. Owen and Bethany have sworn off jumping into books for good. But they didn’t make any promises about not jumping through strange portals that lead to a comic book world. Jupiter City was once filled with brightly costumed superheroes and villains, but nowadays, there’s nothing left but the Dark. Even the villains are terrified of the Dark’s shadows, and most of the heroes have either disappeared or been lost to mind control. The one hero who might have stopped all of this, Doc Twilight, has been imprisoned by the Dark. But who is Doc Twilight really? And how can Bethany and Owen defeat the Dark without superpowers of their own? They’ll definitely need the help of some old friends and new allies to bring the light back to Jupiter City, and find out the truth behind the Dark. It all comes back to Bethany’s own secret origins. What really happened when her fictional father disappeared years ago? Who is Nobody, and why is he writing these Story Thieves books? And what kind of supervillain name is The Rotten Banana?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280782 to listen full audiobooks. Title: House of Robots: Robot Revolution Series: #3 of House of Robots Author: James Patterson Narrator: Jack Patterson Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 45 minutes Release date: January 16, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.67 of Total 9 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 6 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It's a robot revolt! As Sammy's inventor mom works on a secret project, he and his sister try to contain the hilarious pranks and chaos of droids on strike. After a few early glitches in their relationship, Sammy and his 'bro-bot' E are now fast friends. In fact, E is such a valued member of the family that the other electronic occupants of the House of Robots are feeling sorely unappreciated. And when Sammy's inventor mom becomes distracted by a top-secret project, the robots soon begin to fall into disrepair. Cue a robot revolt, with the droids wreaking harmless havoc in the house! Armed with pranks like glue in the shampoo bottles and flying toast missiles, the robots demand to be cared for. It's up to Sammy and his disabled sister Maddie to keep the peace until his mom reveals her secret project . . . and why it was worth the wait.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280280 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Matchstick Castle Author: Keir Graff Narrator: Michael Crouch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 54 minutes Release date: January 10, 2017 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A wild and whimsical adventure story, perfect for fans of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello’s Library Brian can think of a few places he'd rather spend his summer than with his aunt and uncle in Boring, Illinois. Jail, for example. Or an earplug factory. Anything would be better than doing summer school on a computer while his scientist dad is stationed at the South Pole.   Boring lives up to its name until Brian and his cousin Nora have a fight, get lost, and discover a huge, wooden house in the forest. With balconies, turrets, and windows seemingly stuck on at random, it looks ready to fall over in the next stiff breeze. To the madcap, eccentric family that lives inside, it’s not just a home—it’s a castle.    Suddenly, summer gets a lot more exciting. With their new friends, Brian and Nora tangle with giant wasps, sharp-tusked wild boars, and a crazed bureaucrat intent on bringing the dangerously dilapidated old house down with a wrecking ball.   This funny, fantastical story will resonate with any reader who’s ever wished a little adventure would find them. 'For boys and girls alike, this story sings.”—Blue Balliett, award-winning author of Chasing Vermeer

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/281071 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Jolly Regina: The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters Series: #1 of The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters Author: Kara LaReau Narrator: Rosalyn Landor Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 41 minutes Release date: January 10, 2017 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters will captivate middle-grade readers looking for humor, hijinks, and a swashbuckling good time. Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland, two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Together, they patiently await the return of their parents, who left on an errand years ago and have never returned. One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of pirates. They're unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their parents. With Roald Dahl-esque wit, this new series is for readers who are looking for an anything-but-bland adventure.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280840 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Flipped Author: Wendelin Van Draanen Narrator: Ryan Gesell, Tara Sands, Wendelin Van Draanen Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 1 minute Release date: January 10, 2017 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.56 of Total 55 Ratings of Narrator: 4.61 of Total 18 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This special audiobook of the classic he-said-she-said romantic comedy includes essays written and read by Wendelin Van Draanen.   The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. Juli says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.” He says: “It’s been six years of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.” But in the eighth grade everything gets turned upside down: just as Bryce is thinking that there’s maybe more to Juli than meets the eye, she’s thinking that he’s not quite all he seemed.   Bonus content includes: Wendelin Van Draanen on her sources of inspiration, the making of the movie of FLIPPED, and why she'll never write a sequel. Narrators Ryan Gesell and Tara Sands read a selection of the amazing fan mail Wendelin has received.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280234 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Story Thieves Series: #3 of Story Thieves Author: James Riley Narrator: Kirby Heyborne Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 9 hours 0 minutes Release date: December 13, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.28 of Total 18 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This “clever opener likely to leave readers breathless both with laughter and anticipation” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review) is the first in the New York Times bestselling series from the author of the Half Upon a Time trilogy. Life is boring when you live in the real world, instead of starring in your own book series. Owen knows that better than anyone, what with the real world’s homework and chores. But everything changes the day Owen sees the impossible happen—his classmate Bethany climb out of a book in the library. It turns out Bethany’s half-fictional and has been searching every book she can find for her missing father, a fictional character. Bethany can’t let anyone else learn her secret, so Owen makes her a deal: All she has to do is take him into a book in Owen’s favorite Kiel Gnomenfoot series, and he’ll never say a word. Besides, visiting the book might help Bethany find her father… …Or it might just destroy the Kiel Gnomenfoot series, reveal Bethany’s secret to the entire world, and force Owen to live out Kiel Gnomenfoot’s final (very final) adventure.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/280089 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Stolen Chapters Series: #3 of Story Thieves Author: James Riley Narrator: Kirby Heyborne Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 18 minutes Release date: December 13, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Owen, Kiel, and Bethany confront secrets, stolen memories, and some very familiar faces in the second book in the New York Times bestselling series, Story Thieves—which was called a “fast-paced, action-packed tale” by School Library Journal—from the author of the Half Upon a Time trilogy. Owen Conners’s whole life changed the day he found out his classmate Bethany was half-fictional, and could take him into any book in the library. Which story would they jump into next? Another fantasy, like the Kiel Gnomenfoot, Magic Thief books? Maybe something with superheroes? Owen’s up for anything except mysteries—those just have too many hidden clues, twists that make no sense, and an ending you never see coming. Then Owen wakes up in a real-life mystery with a memory that’s been erased and too many questions. How did Kiel Gnomenfoot lose all of his magic? Where is Bethany? And who’s the annoying guy wearing the question mark mask and Sherlock Holmes hat, taunting Owen and Kiel that Bethany is in grave danger? Bethany is trapped in a hidden room that’s slowly filling with water, and she can’t escape until her friends find her. But is she imprisoned by more than just chains and a locked door? What’s she hiding from Owen and Kiel? Maybe some mysteries just shouldn’t be solved… Please note: The black bars in the first nine chapters are intended.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/279882 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Middle School: Dog's Best Friend: (Middle School 8) Series: #8 of Middle School Author: James Patterson Narrator: Bryan Kennedy Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 11 minutes Release date: December 1, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.5 of Total 2 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Brought to you by Penguin. Rafe Khatchadorian is getting the Hollywood treatment in a film version of Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life starring Griffin Gluck, Lauren Graham, Rob Riggle and Thomas Barbusca. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable – until Rafe spots his grandmother standing in the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. To help earn some money for the family, Rafe concocts a brilliant plan – a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-making neighbourhood empire. He'll even have extra cash to buy his own WormHole Deluxe Multi-Platform GameBox! That is, until two terrible twins launch the Great Dog War by sabotaging Rafe's flyers and stealing his customers. Plus, his bratty kid sister Georgia has skipped a grade – so now she's in all of Rafe's classes. Throw a kid a bone! © James Patterson 2016 (P) Penguin Audio 2016

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/278635 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Sugar and Spice (Whatever After #10) Series: #10 of Whatever After Author: Sarah Mlynowski Narrator: Emily Eiden Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 0 minutes Release date: November 29, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.67 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: That's the way the cookie crumbles! Yum! Our magic mirror has dropped me and my brother, Jonah, into the story of Hansel and Gretel. If we're lucky, we may even get to taste the cake-house... But we didn't count on accidentally getting trapped. The real Hansel and Gretel are on the run, and Jonah and I have taken their place. And the witch is making a kid casserole for dinner... Now we have to: - Avoid being eaten - Pretend our dog is a cat - Learn to make kale smoothies - Befriend a talking duck Or we may never make it back to our home sweet home!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/279214 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Hurry! Hurry! It’s Almost Christmas! Author: George Zarr Narrator: A Full Cast Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 7 minutes Release date: November 22, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: As Christmas approaches, John, a modern-day working father, seems a little more stressed out than usual. With his lovely wife, Eve, and adoring teenage children, Chris, Brooke, and little Anna-Magdalena at his side, what could possibly go wrong? Well, just about everything—including an unexpected visit from his in-laws, the never-ending seasonal to-do list, the annoying neighborhood kids, and that man-eating Christmas tree. And through it all, his smiling coworker, Dennis, sets him up for the ultimate disaster at work. Join John and his family as they take you on a madcap dash through the festive season filled with laughter, tears, reconciliation, friendship, and joy. It’s a holiday treat for the whole family! This full-cast dramatization by award-winning radio dramatist George Zarr features original music and engaging sound effects.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/276003 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Dork Diaries 11 Series: #11 of Dork Diaries Author: Rachel Renée Russell Narrator: Jenni Barber Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 48 minutes Release date: November 15, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.29 of Total 62 Ratings of Narrator: 4.54 of Total 13 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It’s a frenemy showdown in the eleventh installment in the blockbuster #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki Maxwell has the worst luck. Of all the schools she could have been assigned to for the student exchange week program, she’s stuck at North Hampton Hills, her archnemesis MacKenzie Hollister’s new school. Even worse, there might just be someone at NHH who can out-MacKenzie MacKenzie! Can the queen of dorks survive a week at the head CCP’s new school or will it be a dorky disaster?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/279528 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Villager Book 1: Basement Blast (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book) Author: MC Steve Narrator: MC Steve Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 7 minutes Release date: November 6, 2016 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.7 of Total 10 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Lewis is a Zombie Villager and is Blacklisted from Anyone he Socializes With! Until One Day Something Happens Lewis has never been to school before. His best friend, Sebastian, talks him into coming to his school. So he joins the fifth grade at Golden Apple Elementary. He’s not entirely surprised when most of the kids think he is weird, being a zombie and all, but he tries not to let it bother him. He spends the first few weeks trying to make friends, but nothing seems to work. The other kids make fun of him and laugh at him. But one day, when the school’s basement is infested with zombies, they all turn to him for help. Can Lewis save the day, and finally make some friends? Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/278273 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Nothing but Trouble Author: Jacqueline Davies Narrator: Brittany Pressley Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 8 minutes Release date: November 1, 2016 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: From the acclaimed author of The Lemonade War comes a new series starring two smart girls determined to liven up their town—one epic prank at a time. Odawahaka has always been too small for Maggie’s big scientific ideas. Between her stuck-in-a-rut mom, her grumpy grandpop, and the lifetime supply of sludgy soda in the fridge, it’s hard for Maggie to imagine a change.  But when Lena moves in with her creative spirit and outrageous perspective, middle school takes off with a bang. Someone starts pulling the kind of pranks that send their rule-loving new principal into an uproar—complete with purple puffs of smoke, parachuting mice, and a scavenger hunt that leads to secret passageways. Suddenly the same-old football games, election for class president, and embarrassing stories feel almost exciting. And for the first time in her life, Maggie begins to wonder if there might be more to Odawahaka than she ever saw coming! Humorous, smart, and full of small-town heart, Nothing But Trouble will have mischief-loving readers caught up in the cleverness and determination of two girls who can’t be held down.