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Don't Watch Sober
Don't Watch Sober
97 episodes
4 days ago
Bad movies can be pretty funny, even more so when you aren't sober. Join us as we comment our way through bad movies while under the influence. https://linktr.ee/dontwatchsober
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Bad movies can be pretty funny, even more so when you aren't sober. Join us as we comment our way through bad movies while under the influence. https://linktr.ee/dontwatchsober
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Don't Watch Sober
Ball Sucking Saved The World

In this episode, we are checking out the movie, "The Watch" from 2012. With a cast of great comedy actors, how could this movie be so bad? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: With Subscription - YouTube, Hulu, HBO Max, The Roku Channel, SlingTV, YouTube TV, and Amazon Prime Video. For Rent - Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandango At Home.

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Express

Drink of the Evening: Pina Colada using Zing Zang Mix

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3 weeks ago
2 hours 2 minutes 24 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Stevie Boner-Killer Wonderdog

Welcome back! In this episode, we are staying up to date by watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" from 2025. Will this be better than the original? Or just a crappy cash grab? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: For rent on YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Fandango At Home, and Amazon Prime Video.

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Strain of the Evening: Panama Red

Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of Mixthatdrink.com)Ingredients

  • 1 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1 ounce blue curacao
  • 2 ounces vodka (or white rum)
  • Sprite

Instructions

  1. Put crushed ice in a highball glass.
  2. Pour in the ingredients, in order, ending by topping it off with Sprite.
  3. Stir and serve with a straw.
  4. Garnish with a lemon wheel.

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1 month ago
2 hours 18 minutes 24 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Rated R For Graphic Stupidity and Excessive Spice Use

We're back with a 90's movie that neither of us had ever heard of. We are watching Amanda and the Alien from 1995. Will this movie rank alongside Tammy and the T-Rex? Or will it fall short? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Subscription - Amazon Prime; Free - Tubi, Pluto TV, and Plex; For Rent - Google Play, YouTube, and Apple TV.

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Strain of the Evening: Maui True Blood

Drink of the Evening: Mystery Cocktail (just throw together what you have)

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1 month ago
1 hour 59 minutes 45 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Horse Bait

It's Risa's turn for a "Hear Me Out" movie. This time we are watching 'Reign of Fire' from 2002. Will Risa be able to keep her perfect score for bad movies that aren't so bad? Or will this be the first flop? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: Available to rent on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Fandango At Home, Google Play Movies, and YouTube.

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Sage

Drink of the Evening: Pineapple Coconut Margarita (courtesy of flavorfullife.com)

INGREDIENTS:

  • 2oz tequila
  • 2oz pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 oz coconut cream
  • 3/4 oz lime juice
  • 1/2 oz agave nectar
  • lime and/or pineapple wedges, for serving


DIRECTIONS:

  1. In a small, shallow bowl combine sugar and lime zest to make the lime sugar.
  2. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add 2oz tequila, 2oz pineapple juice, 1 ½ oz coconut cream, ¾ oz lime juice and ½ oz agave syrup. Shake vigorously until combined.
  3. Run a lime wedge around the rim of a short glass to moisten. Dip the glass into the lime sugar. Fill glass with ice.
  4. Pour margarita over ice, garnish with a lime slice or pineapple wedge and BOTTOMS UP.

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2 months ago
2 hours 6 minutes 21 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Show Stealing Mullet

It's time for another 'Hear Me Out' episode. Dani gave Risa two options, and Risa picked the one to watch. For this episode, we are watching "Coyote Ugly" (2000). This one is interesting because it has a higher-than-usual audience score, but a less-than-favorable critic score. Who's right, the audience or the critics? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Hulu or Disney+ (with subscription), Tubi for free, or for rent on Google Play, Apple TV, Amazon Prime, or Fandango at Home.

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Strain of the Evening: Agent Orange

Drink of the Evening: Coyote Ugly's Can't Tame Us Margarita - this comes straight from their menu and while it has no exact recipe online, use the following ingredients and proportions you would for a standard margarita: Patron Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, and Sour Mix.

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2 months ago
1 hour 43 minutes 38 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Very Vaginal

For this episode, we are watching a movie that the actors, director, and writers probably wish would just go away. We are watching "Romy and Michele: In The Beginning" (2005). That's right, they made a second one. And it even has the same writer and director as the first. So what happened? Check out this "masterpiece" with us!

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Where to watch: You can watch on YouTube

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Sage

Cocktail of the Evening: Pineapple Tequila Sunrise (courtesy of mightmrs.com)

Ingredients 

  • 4 oz orange juice
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 2 oz tequila
  • 1 oz grenadine
  • 1 slice orange cut in half
  • 1 slice pineapple cut in half
  • 1 maraschino cherry


Instructions

  • Add orange juice, pineapple juice then tequila to a highball glass half filled with ice.
  • Pour grenadine over top. It will sink to the bottom creating that beautiful gradient sunrise look!
  • Create your sunrise garnish by starting with a slice of orange, then layer on a slice of pineapple and then finally add a maraschino cherry.
  • Using a cocktail pick, go in from a 45˚ angle towards the top of the back of the orange. Poke through the orange, then the pineapple, then the cherry. The garnish should rest nicely on top of a highball glass.
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3 months ago
1 hour 56 minutes 32 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Stupid Piece of Rat Shit

It's Risa's turn for a "Hear Me Out" movie, and for this episode, she picked 'Weekned at Bernie's' from 1989. Will this movie about the desecration of a corpse hold up? Or will it be a flop? Find out with us!

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Where to watch:

With a premium subscription, you can watch it at: Hulu, FuboTV, Sling TV, or YouTube TV.

Pay to buy ($14.99) at: YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Amazon Prime, or Fandango at Home.

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Strain of the Evening: Mt. Hood Magic

Drink of the Evening: Pina ColadaIngredients: 

  • 2 ounces (60ml) white rum
  • 2 ounces (60ml) cream of coconut (preferably Coco Lopez)
  • 4 ounces (120ml) pineapple juice
  • 1 cup crushed ice

Directions:

  1. Combine the white rum, cream of coconut, pineapple juice, and crushed ice in a blender.
  2. Blend until smooth and creamy, about 30 seconds.
  3. Pour the mixture into a chilled glass, such as a hurricane or tall glass.

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3 months ago
2 hours 14 minutes 18 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Fetus In A Jar

Welcome back to another special episode of Don't Watch Sober. We are doing another "Hear Me Out" episode and it's Dani's pick this time. And boy did she pick a doozie. For this episode we are watching "Batman and Robin" from 1997. Will it hold up to how 11-year-old Dani remembers it? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: YouTube (with a Primetime Subscription); with a Premium Subscription on Hulu, The Roku Channel Amazon Prime, and YouTube TV; or for $3.99 on Apple TV and Fandango at Home.

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4 months ago
2 hours 32 minutes 48 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Pecker Caught In The Plumbing

Hello everyone! This episode we are going for a 1987 movie by the name of "R.O.T.O.R." Cop Scientist Cowboy vs Robot Cop? What else do you need? Will it be awesome or will it be a dude? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: (All the following require having a subscription) Amazon Prime Video, MGM+, YouTube (Premium), fuboTV, Sling TV, YouTube TV, Philo.

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Strain of the Evening: Bananarama

Cocktail of the Evening: Pineapple Orange Rum Punch (Courtesy of aclassictwist.com)

Ingredients

  •  ½ ounce grenadine
  •  1 ½ ounces white rum (or use coconut rum)
  •  2 ounces pineapple juice
  •  1 ½ ounces orange juice
  •  Ice
  •  For garnish use extra pineapple and orange slices.

Instructions

  1. Fill a glass with ice.
  2. Add the grenadine to the bottom of the glass.
  3. Then continue to add the rum, the pineapple juice, and orange juice. Mix well with a bar spoon.
  4. Garnish with pineapple or orange slices.
  5. Serve immediately.

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4 months ago
1 hour 58 minutes 52 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Paint Willem Dafoe Like One Of Your French Girls

In this episode, we are following up on our "Hear Me Out" movies and this time it's Risa's turn. We are watching "Speed 2" from 1997. This movie may have had bad reviews, but are the masses wrong? Or is Risa just crazy? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: For rent on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandango At Home.

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Strain of the Evening: Lemon Cream

Drink of the Evening: Cruise Control - Risa's own concoction of Triple Sec, White Rum, Lemonade, Grenadine, and Pineapple Juice. She didn't measure of thing, so make it to your taste.

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5 months ago
2 hours 28 minutes 56 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Why Are You 40!?!

For this episode, we are jumping on the bandwagon (a little late; we may have missed it and faceplanted on the ground) and doing a "Hear Me Out" episode. Dani picked her "Hear Me Out" movie this week: 'The Lizzie McGuire Movie' from 2003. Will this move hold up and still be a "Hear Me Out" for her? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: Disney+ or to rent on YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Fandango at Home, or Amazon Prime.

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Strain of the Evening: Tropical Insanity

Cocktail of the Evening: Blue Whale CocktailIngredients

  • 2 oz blue curacao
  • 4 oz rum
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • ice

Directions

  • Combine the blue curacao, rum and pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
  • Shake to combine and strain over a chilled glass with ice.
  • Serve with a pineapple wedge and enjoy.


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5 months ago
2 hours 1 minute

Don't Watch Sober
I Hope This Movie Never Finds Peace

Welcome back! In this episode, we are watching "Y2K" from 2024. With not the worst ratings we've seen on this show, could this be a good movie? Or is it a nostalgia bias? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: Max, YouTube Premium, Hulu Premium, SlingTV Premium, Amazon Prime Premium, The Roku Channel Premium, YouTube TV Premium or for rent on Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandago At Home.

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Cocktail of the evening: Palermo (Tequila, Lime Juice, and Squirt - portion to your taste).

Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Delight

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6 months ago
1 hour 57 minutes 18 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Kiwi Condom

In this episode, we are going back and watching a 90's teen comedy, 'Trojan War' (1997). We chose this movie solely based on how little money it made when it came out. Was it because it was so bad? Or were there other reasons? Find out with us!

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Where to watch: For rent on YouTube, Fandango at Home, Amazon Prime, and Apple TV.

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Drink of the Evening: Squirting Climax https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/4944/squirting-climax

Strain of the Evening: Citrus Mistress


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6 months ago
1 hour 42 minutes 59 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Pork Sword

Trying hard to bounce back from the crap that was our last movie, we are going for something a little better rated. Join us watching, "Miami Connection" from 1987. A band, who does Taekwondo to take out drug dealers? Why not? Check it out with us.

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Drink of the Evening: "Miami Connection" a strawberry, blood orange, watermelon margarita.

Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Express

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Where to watch:

For free on Tubi, Pluto TV, Roku Channel, and Plex.

With a premium subscription on Fubo TV, Sling, and Amazon Prime.

To rent on Redbox, Google Play, YouTube, Fandango at Home, and Apple TV.

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7 months ago
1 hour 58 minutes 17 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Made It Rain Urinal Cakes

Dani picked the movie on this week's episode (so blame her lol). We are watching "Joe's Apartment" from 1996. This movie has some singing cockroaches in it and well...yeah that's all we can say about it. Check it out with us?

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Where to watch: YouTube Premium or pay to rent on: YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Fandango at Home, or Amazon Prime.

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Express

Cocktail of the Evening: A concoction of Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream, Gin, Vodka, Rum, and Grenadine.

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8 months ago
1 hour 50 minutes 21 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Vaudeville Boner
In this episode, we watched a wild one, 'Tammy and the T-Rex' (1994). This one stars Denise Richards and Paul Walker and was quite the ride. How good can a movie made in three weeks be? Better than one might expect...but it doesn't make it good. Check it out with us! **** Where to watch: Peacock, Tubi, Pluto TV, Roku Channel, Fandango at Home, or Plex. **** Drink of the Evening: Smirnoff Ice Peach Lemonade Strain of the Evening: Sun Lounger
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8 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes 50 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Sax Music Is Sex Music

We're taking a step back to the early 90s to see what Hollywood thought the future would look like with the movie "Freejack" from 1992. This is another movie neither of us had heard of, and maybe for a good reason. Check it out with us!

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Where to watch: Amazon Prime, Peacock, Tubi, Pluto TV, Roku Channel, Fandango At Home, The CW, Sling TV, and available to rent at most online movie rental sites.

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Strain of the Evening: Blue Ott3r Popz

Drink of the Evening: Long Island Iced Tea (get the recipe here: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/228491/the-real-long-island-iced-tea/)

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9 months ago
2 hours 19 minutes 57 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Jake Busey's Titty Toll: In Memoriam of Lamont
Well, here's a movie neither of us remember having come out. In this episode we will be watching 2015's "Most Likely To Die." Is this movie most likely to be forgetten? Find out by listening! *** Where to watch: Peacock *** Drink of the Evening: Smirnoff Ice Pineapple Lemonade Strain of the Evening: Sour Mango
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9 months ago
1 hour 49 minutes 52 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Walmart Movie
For our first episode of 2025, we accidentally picked a movie that feels like a "Hallmark movie." We are watching 'He's All That' from 2021. Will gender-swapping and remaking a 90's movie, with a few original actor/actress cameos, be enough to make this movie good? Find out with us! - Available to watch on Netflix. - Strain of the Evening: Lieutenant Dan Drink of the Evening: La Gloria Strawberry Margarita
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10 months ago
2 hours 5 minutes 35 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
They're Just Going To Mate In The Middle Of The Bar
One last Christmas movie for December! This time we are watching "The Merry Gentleman" (2024) on Netflix. This movie is a combination of a Hallmark Christmas movie, "Magic Mike," and "The Full Monty." How bad is this one? Tune in to find out! **** Strain of the Evening: Jack Herer Cocktail of the Evening: Santa's Magic Potion - just Eggnog and Bailey's, ratio to taste.
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10 months ago
2 hours 17 seconds

Don't Watch Sober
Bad movies can be pretty funny, even more so when you aren't sober. Join us as we comment our way through bad movies while under the influence. https://linktr.ee/dontwatchsober