Happy Halloween you pagan degenerates. We touch on a lot this episode. Paul’s T is through the roof right now , he can’t be stopped.  Louis meets an Amazonian woman.  We talk uncontacted tribes, why are they so behind ?  African history and how it’s portrayed / Malian King Mansa Musa  Our opinions on Halloween , God , Religion ,  Drug induced ghost sightings  Zombies (again)  Enjoy Xx

Reunited and it feeels so goooood  The lads join forces after a hectic few weeks for both. Paul tells us about his experiences at the MMA World Champiosnships.  Straight into traumatic pet experiences.  Tortas.  Being young and using bad words without realising.  Encountering animals you have no business encountering.  Freuds opinion on banging your mom.  And more animal talk. Heavy on the animals this week.  Sit down shut up and listen to the pod. Love you. 

Paul here. Sorry for the late upload. I was travelling foreign lands to fight a French dude in a cage. We’re back. We’re moist.  This episode we touch on gay cowboys. Louis tells us about a cheek clenching documentary about free divers. We talk about extreme sports. The first dude who tried to fly. Parkour gone wrong. Finding out Santa isn’t real. The tooth fairy, and Louis’ powerful poetry.  We chat muck as the sun sets in the background. Very romantic.

Paul arrives after a 12 hour shift and Louis crawls out of a hole to sit down and discuss the pertinent issues of today’s society. Etymology of slurs and why you can’t say certain ones. Irish oppression. Being overly competitive. Paul’s upcoming trip to the World Championships in Georgia next week. And capping it off with Threesomes , and the wonders of the world 

Coming with some peak brainrot this week. Paul wants to scour the ancient religious texts for answers. We discuss “the modern man”. TikTok and internet culture. Some half baked business ideas , and Louis’ new career as a fisherman

The lads are BACK.  Life can’t keep 2 titans of media down.  This week is peak brain rot. We delve into Paul’s adhd brain at work , our adolescent alcohol heists, annoying streamers , Raja Jackson incident , why does Paul sweat so goddamn much , which nationalities we hate , does Mrs (Mr?) Macron have a dong, and some history talk 

This week we link up for a groggy pod , and it ends up being one of our favourite  ones to date.  We talk about getting traction on the Gay TikTok algorithm.  Louis’ humbling 8k race and 70s disco night.  Dancing and whether or not we’re shit at it.  Sexual awakenings Teenage Paul’s horny Snapchat days  Dong pics  And we answer  some questions from the viewers 👌

Ohhhhhhh yes. It’s a hot one. Today we touch on lots.  • We reminisce on our drunken grappling matches.  • Dodgy chippers and takeaway drugs.  -Epstein chat.  -Louis tells us about “ secret eater “ and “open house” 2 wild BBC shows.  • Would we do love island?  -Are we the strongest podcast?!  • our old man habits  • who is the most coordinated out of us? 

After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?

Enveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat 

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos. He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode. There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.

The boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic

Gee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one. We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye

Hello Gremlins  We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10! We’re talkin: • 9/11 & Bin Laden  • Ancient alien madness • School discos & being hormone-riddled  • Louis’ criminal origin story And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time

Holy moly — another one. We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.

Fueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.

Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one. In this episode: • UFC and fight night talk • A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT • Animals that might be gay • School stories        Hit subscribe and let us know if your dog sees ghosts.  Peace

Started rough, stayed rough.We chat about the Pope, lads thinking they’re in Top Boy, deep Irish shame, and Paul absolutely ruins scones forever.Also, someone’s mam found out. Nightmare  Pray for us. New episodes weekly.

Louis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos.