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Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
41 episodes
2 days ago
A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' casting disasters, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails! Reminding us all it's ok when things don't go to plan, and we're not alone when it does! Get in touch; submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com - they're all Anonymous. Don't call us, We'll call you !
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A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' casting disasters, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails! Reminding us all it's ok when things don't go to plan, and we're not alone when it does! Get in touch; submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com - they're all Anonymous. Don't call us, We'll call you !
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Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 37: Luke Bayer, Grace Mouat & Courtney Bowman
In a bumper triple-header, West End stars Grace Mouat (SIX / & Juliet), Luke Bayer (Les Mis / Everybody's Talking About Jamie) & Courtney Bowman (SIX / Everybody's Talking About Jamie) join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition disasters of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. We talk one utterly AWFUL story (HOW did the panel not step in sooner!?), why not to buy a humidifier too soon, Luke's X Factor story, knowing the dance call is not for you, breaking your nose on a table, and one of the worst day after night out Audition stories yet. And lots from the hosts themselves! This week, the hosts couldn't wait for a Poo story...  and we delivered! Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Support the show by buying us a Coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Grace, Luke & Courtney are the hosts of 'Graduates at Cadogan Hall' Streaming till 11th April 2021. BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/ ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/ Catch up with our two bonus episodes where we meet the performers and documentary style do a deep dive into the last year as an Arts grad. -- If you've enjoyed the show: Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter & Photo by Danny Kaan. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #SIX #Jamie #westend #musicaltheatre #broadway #auditions #casting #audition #xfactor #gradsatcad
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4 years ago
53 minutes 34 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
BONUS EPISODE 2: Meet The Graduates 2 #GradsAtCad

In the second of two bonus episodes of Don't Call Us, We'll Call You, we celebrate 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' streaming from Friday 26th March 2021. We meet a selection of performers who are starring in the show to hear about what it's been like leaving their education in the middle of a pandemic. We also talk to Liam Gartland & Alice Croft of The Grad Fest, and the youngest Female producer on the West End, Ameena Hamid on why producing these opportunities is so important.

It's a slightly different, but utterly joyous episode full of hope, humour and human stories about how training and students have adapted during COVID-19.

What are their anxieties, nerves, and hopes for the future of the arts, what their optimism for auditions are like (and lots of disasters!), and how they've kept their mental health in check and supported each other in this unknown time.

BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/

Graduates Featured in this episode are:

Olivia Lallo, Kyle Birch, Lewis Snell, Mark Lockhart, Nathan Shaw, Amelia Atherton, Abel Law, Ayesha Patel, Ben Joyce, Beth Mabin, Bibi Jay, Cassie McCluskey, Charlotte Jones, Curtis Patrick & Darcy Finden
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With thanks to Ameena Hamid, The Grad Fest, Cadogan Hall & every crew member involved.

Catch up with our regular episodes full of Audition Disasters at Anchor.fm/dontcalluspod

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4 years ago
1 hour 1 minute 28 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
BONUS EPISODE - Meet The Graduates 1 #GradsAtCad

In this bonus episode of Don't Call Us, We'll Call You, we celebrate 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' streaming from Friday 26th March 2021. We meet a selection of performers who are starring in the show to hear about what it's been like leaving their education in the middle of a pandemic. 

It's a slightly different, but utterly joyous episode full of hope, humour and human stories about how training and students have adapted during COVID-19.

What are their anxieties, nerves, and hopes for the future of the arts, what their optimism for auditions are like (and lots of disasters!), and how they've kept their mental health in check and supported each other in this unknown time. 

BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/

Enjoy the show - Episode 2 coming Thursday March 25th 2021. 

Graduates Featured in this episode are:

David Mairs-McKenzie, Dean Makowski-Clayton, Fallon Mondlane, Faye Wheeler, Gabe Hampton-Saint, George Maddison, Georgia Lennon, Harriet Waters, India Chadwick, Jay Worley, Jennifer Adab, Jo Stephenson, Joely Colleen Emms, Karen Wilkinson, Kingsley Morton, Megan Cerys-Holland, Millie Cranston, Nardia Ruth.

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With thanks to Ameena Hamid, The Grad Fest, Cadogan Hall & every crew member involved. 

Catch up with our regular episodes full of Audition Disasters at Anchor.fm/dontcalluspod 

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4 years ago
1 hour 18 minutes 41 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 36: Matthew Crosby
*This episode contains a few swear words, and one Bleeped one* Comedian, Actor, Writer & Radio X DJ MATTHEW CROSBY joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition disasters of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. It's a packed show this week, with bleached skin and self tan fails, problematic direction, bad tastes causing bodily reactions, and the worst word as your Zoom name.  If you've enjoyed this show, check out our episodes with Sooz Kempner, Ruth Bratt, Aurie Styla, Christina Bianco, Abi Carter-Simpson and more! -- Follow Matthew on Twitter HERE - Twitter.com/MatthewCrosby Follow Matthew on Instagram HERE - Instagram.com/matthewcrosby1 Watch and Listen to Pappy's HERE - http://www.pappyscomedy.com/ Listen to Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby on Radio X HERE - radiox.co.uk Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Support the show by buying us a Coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #comedy #podcast #matthewcrosby #pappys #auditions #theatre #commercials #selftape #actor #actorslife
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4 years ago
1 hour 10 minutes 58 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 35: JJ Niemann

Broadway actor (Book Of Mormon), TikTok Star & Cast member of the hit lockdown Musical 'Ratatouille: A TikTok Musical' JJ NIEMANN joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition disasters of the week. 

Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! 

All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

We talk audition trouser fails, becoming the cat, blanking at the things you should know, not getting sent material, and so many more audition mishaps! It's a joyful, really funny episode.

We also talk about how it's been becoming a content creator on TikTok, the audition difference between a career on Broadway and in the West End, creating a global Musical phenomenon in Lockdown, and adapting as a live theatre artist when Broadway is shut down.

Where were YOU on March 3rd 2020?

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Watch JJ on TikTok HERE - www.tiktok.com/@jjniemann

Follow JJ on Instagram HERE - www.instagram.com/jjniemann

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

Support the show by buying us a Coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#Broadway #Mormon #Dancer #Auditions #WestEnd #Musicals #MusicalTheatre #tiktok #JJNiemann

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4 years ago
53 minutes 10 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 34: Jennifer Ashley Tepper
Broadway Producer (Be More Chill), Creative Director of Feinstein's/54 Below & theatre historian JENNIFER ASHLEY TEPPER joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD to celebrate the upcoming release of her new book THE UNTOLD STORIES OF BROADWAY: VOLUME 4 We share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe, and ALL to remember - it's ok for things to go wrong! It's a Musical Theatre Bonanza today: Jennifer brings to the show some incredible historical Audition tales, and we share happenings of post grad ball audition chaos, terrible directors, times when nerves REALLy got the better of someone, and what happens when a Dance call is REALLY TOO DIFFICULT!? Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Support the show here - Ko-fi.com/dontcalluspod -- For more information, and to buy on THE UNTOLD STORIES OF BROADWAY, click here - https://www.dresscirclepublishing.com/ or follow Jennifer on Social Media - https://twitter.com/jenashtep or https://www.instagram.com/jenashtep/ To learn even more about Jennifer's work, her productions or her writing, visit www.jenniferashleytepper.com -- If you've enjoyed the show, be sure to Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. Follow us on all social media - @dontcalluspod (Instagram / Twitter / TikTok) -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #theatre #westend #broadway #tiktok #comedy #auditions #storytime
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4 years ago
54 minutes 39 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 33: Abi Carter-Simpson

Actor and Comedian ABI CARTER-SIMPSON joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe, and ALL to remember - it's ok for things to go wrong!

This week, we hear how not to be a LAD in a dance call, what happened when you introduce Henry the Hoover to castings, Dressing as bread, Pineapples, Under preparing and Over-preparing and so so so much more. It's a blast this week!


Follow Abi on Socials - @abicartersimps / @abicartersimpsonuk 

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

Support the show here - Ko-fi.com/dontcalluspod

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If you've enjoyed the show, be sure to Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. 

It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :)

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

Follow us on all social medias - @dontcalluspod

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#theatre #westend #broadway #tiktok #comedy #auditions #storytime

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4 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 56 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 32: Emma Kingston
Musical Theatre star Emma Kingston (In The Heights, Evita, Grease, Last 5 Years, Secret Society Of Leading Ladies, BKLYN) joins host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share listener's audition disasters. Those awkward and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! In a PACKED show this week, we get HUGE bumps on the head, Bad Jokes, Dance Call Fails, Awkward moments, Tap shoes fails, and one of the funniest stories we've ever heard about a forgotten, and swiftly improvised lyric - from Emma! We also talk about how it was making Musical Theatre in Lockdown both in person, and digitally, and hear all about the Barn Theatre's new 'choose your own adventure' production 'The Secret Society Of Leading Ladies' Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- Support the show by buying us a coffee here - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Book for The Secret Society Of Leading Ladies here - barntheatre.org.uk/secret-society-of-leading-ladies -- If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition disasters. -- Tell your friends about the show! Follow the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Follow the show on TikTok - @dontcalluspod -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds.
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4 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 55 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 31: David O'Reilly
*This episode contains some swearing* West End & TV Star, David O'Reilly (Mormon, Jamie, Grease, Benidorm) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. What a show we have for you this week.  We share some excellent stories submitted to David on Twitter, lots that found their way to our instagram DMs and a couple of absolutely awkward ones emailed in to the show. There's bitchiness, sabotage, NUDITY, rudeness, Exes, Waiting room fails, and a premature stoppage that you'll feel in your heart! It's a cringe fest this week, and we laughed a LOT! Tag us on Socials & share your reactions to the show - @DontCallUsPod Twitter / Instagram / TikTok -- Follow David & check out his Twitter thread here - https://twitter.com/davidoreilly25/status/1358798194453471236?s=20 -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions
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4 years ago
56 minutes 17 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 30: Corrine Priest
Corrine Priest (Les Miserables) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. We share them to remember; It's OK for things to go wrong - it happens to us all and it's not a big deal! WHAT. A. WHOPPER. OF. A. SHOW. Whether you know Corrine from Les Mis, or her hilarious lockdown videos Ft the Sid Filter (see below!); join us as we find out just how disastrous a Drama School audition can be, when not to change your hair, how a tooth made a well known Director laugh, and where's the best toilets to get ready on Shaftesbury Avenue? Also - another stinker of a time when an actor had too much to drink before a recall - they're all coming out the woodwork now! It's a PACKED show, and you'll LOVE it. -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Follow the show on Instagram - @DontCallUsPod Follow the show on Twitter - @DontCallUsPod Watch highlights on TikTok - @DontCallUsPod Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform.  It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners. Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Listen to Corrine sing 'The Heart Of Winter' here - https://open.spotify.com/album/0AAuiIWFUBF9A7GLdToOFB?si=WFwbbfPXQlyBl1wYh8WWxg&nd=1 Watch her hilarious videos on Twitter and Instagram - @CorrinePriest -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions #LesMis #LesMiserables #WestEnd #Musicals
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4 years ago
59 minutes 19 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 29: Aurie Styla
Aurie Styla (Comedian & Actor) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. It's a really funny chatty hour of a show this week - full of tales from the audition room; including dance call fails, running laps, hangovers, witty 12 year olds, 5 Hour wasted drives, and what happens when a cocky 12 year old tries to take control of the casting room!? The guys also talk performing at Kid's Parties, Character performing, and just WHO is the promoter that has Aurie so Vexed!?  -- Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Follow Aurie on Socials Instagram.com/AurieStyla or twitter.com/AurieStyla For news all of Aurie's many wonderful projects, visit auriestyla.co.uk -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions
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4 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 12 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 28: Rob Madge
Actor and Writer Rob Madge (Twitter Content King!!) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. This week's show is rammed with audition nightmares - including some that you sent to Rob, so for the first time ever a guest reads some to our host! We hear how a hungover (still drunk, really) actor managed to just about blag it, how a soft drinks casting ended up in curtains, how a pair of Spider-man pants factored into Rob's audition life, and how a tap dance routine caused someone to have their day come crashing down. All this and LOADS MORE TALES TOO. Honestly it's a BUMPER week! Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! If you've enjoyed the episode and are able to, support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod - All proceeds go towards making the show better. -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Follow Rob on Twitter for hilarious content - Twitter.com/Rob_madge_02 Follow Rob on Instagram - Instagram.com/robmadge02 Support Rob by buying him a coffee - ko-fi.com/robmadge -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions #robmadge #actor #theatre #broadway #westend #musicals #madewithanchor AhC8tibRAuo9Zi5ZUOqs
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4 years ago
52 minutes 32 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 27: Emma Norman

Casting Director & Actor Emma Norman (Maven & Associates) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

It's the last show we recorded in 2020, and was technically recorded out of Lockdown! 

Full of brilliantly funny tales, wise advice and experiences from Emma's time casting productions from the West End & Global TV, to UK Tours and more. We talk Cracks, Cracks, and Cracks; Bad behaved celebs and some proper cringeworthy moments sent in by our listeners. 

When IS the right time to tell someone on the panel you like them!?

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Follow Emma on Socials @TheStuffOfNorms @MavenCasting

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :)

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions

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4 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes 3 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 26: Jessica Bartlett-Walford
Singer, Writer & Talent Agent Jessica Bartlett-Walford joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear!  All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. That's right - CHRISTOPHER'S WIFE IS ON THE SHOW ! :) Jessica and Christopher get carried away and it's a show full of laughter. Today also marks the first episode of DCUWCY recorded with both people present in the room!  We hear times where Jessica wore the wrong outfit, where an Actor wore his Daughter's outfit, TWO Aerosol disasters & Christopher finds out what his wife was like in auditions past! They also speak of the pride they have now as their clients head to auditions too.  It's the greatest Audition Addition and Removal episode ever. What a finish!!!  -- Follow Jessica on Social Media - @MrsJessBW -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Wales #WelshActor #Theatre #ActorMuso #Comedy
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4 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes 11 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 25: Sooz Kempner
Stand Up Comedian, Actor, Singer & Twitter Thread Queen, Sooz Kempner joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. What. A. Corker this episode is. We hear from listeners who experienced severe food related tummy issues at a dance call, MORE Audition-in-a-flat drama, Sooz tells us her infamous Holiday Park tour audition for a notorious London Panto producer, and have you ever had to audition as a Goth, or a Fly on a Windscreen? #Moist Also - Happy Birthday. *** There are some Swears in this episode - nothing too bad *** CONTENT WARNING - There's some Poo Talk - but .. we all do it ;-)  -- For all the info you need on Sooz, visit her Website - www.soozkempner.co.uk Buy tickets to see her perform in December 2020 HERE FIND ALL OUR PREVIOUS EPISODES ON ANCHOR.FM/DONTCALLUSPOD & LISTEN ON ANY PODCAST APP! -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- BOOK YOUR PERSONALISED SANTA VOICE MESSAGES BY EMAILING SANTASAYSUK@GMAIL.COM -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
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4 years ago
1 hour 7 minutes 59 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 24: Alun Saunders

Welsh Writer, Actor & Drag performer Alun Saunders (Connie Orff) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

It's a brilliant show this week that'll fill you with utter joy. 

It's the turn of Actor Musician disasters, an injured flute, tales of audition travel, and woes of when you try and play the game, but get shut down straight away.

Fans of Seal will love this show.

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Follow Alun on Twitter - @AlunSaunders / @ConnieOrff 

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#Wales #WelshActor #Theatre #ActorMuso #Comedy 

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4 years ago
59 minutes 11 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 23: Kiki Deville

International Cabaret & Burlesque Icon KIKI DEVILLE, joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

This week, the episode is full of times when Bins took centre stage, we hear the story of a rather pushy stage mum, Kiki tells us all about her 'The Voice' Audition, we talk Reality TV castings, and the single most incredible, awkward, lengthy, surprising & utterly ludicrous Girl Band audition story is told & YOU. ARE. NOT. READY! 

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If you have the means, Kiki would love you to support https://www.derianhouse.co.uk, a Charity she is patron of.

Find out all you need to know about Kiki Deville by visiting https://www.kikideville.com/

Watch Kiki on The Voice - Season 3 - Here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8gSg6rFpQM

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#Cabaret #Burlesque #TheVoice #AllTogetherNow

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4 years ago
1 hour 12 minutes 17 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 22: Jess Robinson

Multi award winning Comedian, Impressionist, Singer & Actor JESS ROBINSON (Spitting Image, Britain's Got Talent) joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD (All Together Now) to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

One of our most disaster filled episodes yet; this week is full of stories including WIDE song stances, bloody noses, instant karma, nearly cutting your ear off, and what happens when a sweaty thong causes crippling embarrassment?

Jess tells us the brilliant story of her Little Voice audition, shares with us some excellent tales from her Auditioning career, and we dive into the audition process for Britain's Got Talent (The UK version of America's Got Talent).

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Head to jessrobinson.co.uk for heaps of content, her socials & to watch her perform through 1000 voices!

Listen to Jess'  Podcast STARS IN YOUR EARS - HERE or head to twitter.com/starsinyourears (It's genuinely incredible & like a gig in your ears!)

Watch Jess' Britain's Got Talent audition HERE 

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Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform.

It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

#JessRobinson #Comedy #Auditions #BGT #AGT #BritainsGotTalent #Castings

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4 years ago
1 hour 6 minutes 43 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 21: Tim Mahendran

West End star Tim Mahendran (& Juliet) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

This week we delve into the world of surprise Heels dance calls, cracking when the waiting room can hear you, running late, getting drenched at the worst time & Tim tells us about his wonderful Audition process for West End smash hit, and multi Olivier Award nominated & winning musical '& Juliet'

SPIDER!!!!!

There's also bonus biscuit chat at the end. 

Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. 

It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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FOLLOW TIM ON TWITTER ! @TIMMAHENDRAN

Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod

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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

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5 years ago
1 hour 5 minutes 50 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Episode 20: JJ Green
Actor JJ Green joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. JJ is an Actor living with Autism, and joins us for a unique look into the world of castings and how his condition contributes to his daily Audition life.  We share many funny stories from the casting room, but also learn a huge amount about how the industry can adapt in very minimal ways to make people's lives with the condition, a lot easier. It's a really heartwarming, honest, funny and emotional chat about an Actor's Audition life on the Spectrum. JJ has also written a play about his experiences, and we talk about how he will now move from in front to behind the table to Cast his own play! -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Follow JJ on Twitter - @131JJ to find out more about his play & support him. -- Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
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5 years ago
55 minutes 43 seconds

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' casting disasters, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails! Reminding us all it's ok when things don't go to plan, and we're not alone when it does! Get in touch; submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com - they're all Anonymous. Don't call us, We'll call you !