“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” – Luke (11:15 to skip). Dan expects the existential crisis any day now and Luke doesn’t think Donut is all that great. Also the character creation screen is giving the boys a lot of trouble. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Carl’s Doomsday Scenario: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

creepypasta discussion incoming (24:00 to skip). This week we are all The Watchers. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Watchers Movie first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Our halloween decorations are better than yours (14:35 to skip). We do the math on our professor’s body count and then we’re spreading the news. Next week we’re watching The Watchers movie and reading your creepypastas! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Watchers: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke and Dan both make people mad to get warmed up (13:28 to skip). Be sure to post your creepypasta on the Discord for Luke and Dan to rank! What are these people doing aside from making a Youtube video that gets huge numbers?  Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. 

We remember your dog’s name (8:25 to skip). Monarchies are bad, actually. Vis breaks the record for most times falling unconscious. Spooky season starts next week with The Watchers by A.M. Shine. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Four first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke is getting old (9:05 to skip). The boys are flummoxed by this twist and pretty annoyed with Vis, the perfect independent voter. Also, its definitely time to dip. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Car Salesman: *slaps roof of human body*, “this bad boy can hold so many kidneys”. Really hoping you all get that reference (10:20 to skip intro). Ship battles rock and never touch anything in a crypt ritual. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke and Dan offload their baggage (8:50 to skip). School is back in session folks! The boys struggle with some basic math and aerodynamics. Also wild speculation about Will incoming. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Professor Dan is back and (9:30 to skip). Imagos aren’t real people and Yskandr just keeps getting hotter. The Will of the Many by James Islington next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke reveals how AI is actually useful and Dan forgets he is on a Fantasy book podcast for 5 minutes (13:17 to skip).  Luke and Dan talk culture and politics, finally. Also, detailed analysis of mail transportation in the Empire. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Dan visits a city you’ve probably never heard of (8:15 to skip). Imagos are neat and we love our new Teixcalaan names. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke scolds a sociopath (07:45 to skip). The hat is everything and you have time to practice your harmonica while traveling. Lastly, I don't care if the druin go extinct. There, I said it. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

We’re reviewing dog toys now (9:20 to skip). To be true adventurers it’s important to try out all the local cuisine… with some exceptions. Seems like a good time to build up our efficient deforestation industry. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Kings of the Wyld: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke kicks us off with a rant that ends with Dan encouraging him to engage in some *light* bribery (10:00 to skip). Is anyone else surprised they have lasted this long? Also, give the wives a break please. They are putting up with a lot. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Kings of the Wyld: Part one first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

This one almost turns into a book club. Almost. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Babel: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Super original rant today; scheduling doctor appointments sucks (5:30 to skip). Give us one of these silver bars that tells you when you’ve made a mistake, and we’ll save the world. Apparently, linguists are bad at both math and coming up with murder plans. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Babel: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

We’re back and Dan met some lunatics on his trip (13:20 to skip). College is the best time of your life whether you go to modern day Uni or Babel in the 1800s. For those on the job search, Oxford is always hiring for their silver bar placebo testing lab. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Babel: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke and Dan dig into the mailbag this sode and talk Murderbot. See y'all in July! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Yard talk (11:28 to skip)! Luke rejects middle age lady aura and Dan needs an ELI5 for the goblin quarter. Never mess with a wizard hut. Just don't. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Diet soda is in, and probiotics are out (9:30 to skip). Join us as we brainstorm the best way to deal with our very frequent Kraken interactions. You also know we gotta dive into the whole goblins can drink seawater thing. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Blacktongue Thief: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..