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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors
Distorted View Daily
57 minutes 26 seconds
1 week ago
Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors
On Today’s Show:
Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, and rubberneckers tailing a London knife fight. Voicemails close out the show.
Program Tease (Cold Open)
* Local news clip: Son allegedly stabs mother over a cheeseburger — Virgie Dean details how her 6’3”, 300-lb son didn’t get a Raleigh’s burger and things escalated into choking and a butcher-knife attack.
Tim’s Life / Ongoing Bits
* Mom Update (Short but important):
* Thyroid cancer (the aggressive kind) has shrunk significantly after treatment; scans described as “remarkable.”
* Surgery scheduled: Wednesday, October 8 (shorter shows that week; Tim pre-recording to avoid interruptions).
* Tim’s running joke: Mom, a vampire succubus/planet-eater, is extending her life by absorbing celebrity souls (RIP Hulk Hogan, Theo, etc.) and, in Tim’s new theory, Charlie Kirk’s as well. All hail Patricia.
* British Sponsor Fatigue: Third UK listener in a row to sponsor and request all-UK content. Tim rants about how hard it is to source daily UK freakery, then butchers British slang and threatens a full Brit-only show (he won’t).
Main Rants & Segments
Starbucks = Where Cunts Get Coffee
* Clip #1: “Say His Name” Lady
* Customer orders using “Charlie Kirk” and films staff, demanding they call out the full name.
* Staff quietly hands her the drink; she insists on a name call; spirals into a self-filmed free-speech sermon and promises a Substack “good review” she wrote before the incident.
* Tim’s take: performative politics + weaponized customer service; he’d rather they just hand him the cup than shout his name.
* Clip #2: “This Place Is Dirty!”
* Woman, likely not a customer, audits a closing crew’s work; returns at 5am to berate morning staff about a dirty entry mat; invokes freedom of speech and race repeatedly.
* Tim flashbacks to the legendary “Accuser of the Brethren” Christian meltdown (“you motherf— accuser!”).
Headlines / News You Can’t Unsee
* Florida Throuple Breakdown (Summerfield, FL):
* Poly triad detonates; Devin Driscoll (26) tries to boot her ex-BF and ex-GF from a $172,500 double-wide her mom bought.
* Porch scuffle → Driscoll allegedly strikes ex; gets shoved; takes a stair tumble; arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery; no-contact order issued… awkward, since they all lived together.
* Tim: if your combined income is ~10k/month, why are you in a trailer? (Cue housing-price rant and memories of growing up in a themed Spanish Matador double-wide.)
* Trump & the “Med Beds” AI Video:
* Trump shares (then deletes) a fake Fox / Lara Trump segment with AI Trump promising a Med Bed Card for every American, rolling out miracle healing tech.
* Tim: either grandpa forgot he didn’t say this or he’s juicing a scam; “next step is the deposit link and your SSN.”
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
