Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability varies), then rolls the tape.
Cold Open / Trailer Trash
* Blaxploitation trailer: Dark Town Strutters
* Tim riffs on the genre’s naming “rules” and pitches new titles (on purpose over the line—classic DV bit).
Main Bits (2013 episode)
* Apocalypse Sounds? Nah, Trains.Viral “sky trumpets” from small-town British Columbia → Tim debunks with rail yard audio and launches the book series no one asked for: “Mysteries of the Easily Explainable.”
* Raymond 14 → Raymond 20 check-in.Graduated… from something. New bedtime: 2:50 a.m. Tim prescribes “even retards need a schedule” (yeah, it’s DV) before things get serial-killer-adjacent.
* Backless-hoodie horndog.A new Tonetta-tier weirdo: drag, lash bricks, public foot-filming, and lots of whispered “I have to come now.” Tim vows to post the video and pursue an interview.
* Turn It Up (suicide-awareness) campaign.“One million minutes of noise” = Tim imagining getting spit-hooded out of Walmart for banging pots in line.
* Song Roast: Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj — “Dance (A$$)”From ass, ass, ass to “kiss my ass and my anus,” Tim begrudgingly crowns it DV’s unofficial theme while coining “top cunt.”
News That Will Rot Your Soul
* Texas: 74-year-old found on a couch in excrement, covered in ants. Adult Protective Services looped in; Tim wonders why the neighborhood watch has to become a squalor-spotting squad.
* Bakersfield, CA: Man with a ~200-lb abdominal tumor (fibrous, vascular) starts multi-stage removal; hospitals couldn’t even fit it in an MRI. Tim: “Only 170 lbs to go!”
* Spartanburg, SC: Melissa Nava, blackout drunk, calls a deputy “Justin Bieber,” spits, earns a spit hood and charges (disorderly + bodily fluids). Tim imagines Vianetta at a rodeo and breaks himself.
Voicemails / Community Circus
* Dominant older male wanted: “submissive nasty ____ with no limits” leaves Tim considering a very special first lunch date.
* Panty politics: Straight male freaks salty that RoyKillerWar keeps getting underwear tributes.
* DV social layer: Tim previews new distortedview.com with profiles, DMs, and groups (NSFW links, Linda Finkel HoF, etc.).
* From-Nowhere, Alberta: Lonely dude seeks Lady Freaks; Tim’s working on making the meet-cute possible.
* Naughty Nipples (Near-Dead Adjacent): Life-insurance bequest idea: $10k to DV if he croaks. Tim: morally conflicted… but not that conflicted.
* RoyKillerWar on TV: People’s Court taping; Tim coaches maximum Roy—“be yourself” (and maybe breakfast on drugs). Hopes for a DV shout-out; wardrobe can’t advertise.
* Spiral Hamfucker: Drive-by about Gaga art, Eminem, and mustard sandwiches—because DV.
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Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
