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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)
Distorted View Daily
1 hour 6 minutes 9 seconds
1 week ago
Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)
Today on the Show
* đľ World Premiere: Meade Skelton debuts the official Distorted View song (with a historic âfucked upâ from Meade himself)
* âď¸ Rapture-palooza: TikTok prophets, crying-Jesus channelers, and post-September-24th cope
* 𧪠Liquid Ass Attack: A fart-spray fiend costs a school district ~$55k
* đ AI Smut Ornaments: Mickey & Minnie (and friends) get extremely non-canon for Christmas
* đ§ Classic Replay Request: Larsâ pick â the Butterbell / Lord Douche OCD saga
* âď¸ Voicemails: Bidet Day reminder, âbeneficiaryâ vs âbeneficialâ vs âbenefactor,â and Discord shenanigans
Cold Open & Setup
* Kool-Aid neighborhood dispute escalates from âwho mixes it bestâ to a literal gunfight, bullets in wrist and butt, and the kind of local news live-shots that make Timmy Boo proud.
Segment 1 â The Rapture That Wasnât
* Origin: A South(ern) African pastor time-boxes the Rapture for Sept 23â24, 2025; TikTok reposts make it go boom.
* Prepper Energyâ˘: Laminated âLeft Behindâ index cards (do not take the mark), Bibles & candles shopping sprees, porch-watch parties waiting to see neighbors float.
* Crossover Crazies: New-Age âCouncil of Lightâ voice meets evangelical prophecy. One creator channels a sobbing Jesusâparanoid, scolding, and name-checking Charlie Kirk.
* Aftermath: Apology-ish videos (âI was deceivedâ), watchmen doubling down (âdonât give up hopeâ), and an associate pastor passing the buck.
* Bonus Grift Watch: GodsMoney.info + a Charlie Kirk coin freebie (Tim diagnoses: toxic ink, priceless cancer).
Pull Quote: âJesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day eventâgotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.â
* TikTok ads push customizable ornaments of beloved IP doing unspeakable things (Mickey/Minnie, Beast/Belle, Jack/Sally, Grinch x Grinch, Stitch & âAngelâ).
* Copy highlights butt-licking slogans (âI licked it so itâs mineâ) + name personalization.
* Site looks scammy; reports range from âworst thing Iâve boughtâ to âarrived but smells like chemicals.â
* Timâs verdict: Youâll likely receive a flat printed disc, not the glossy 3D thing in the ad; proceed if your tree is already 100% depravity-themed.
Segment 4 â Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
* Alexander Lewis (32), a teaching assistant, allegedly sprays fart/feces odor around campus (Aug 25âSept 19).
* Fallout: Headaches, nausea, dizziness, asthma flares; district spends ~$55,000 on inspections/HVAC.
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
