Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
* Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚
Sponsors & Support
* Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com.
* Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with the correct link. Mission: highlight “Hood Legend D,” the shirtless “gourmet” with the eternal low-battery smoke alarm.
Main Segments
1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can)
* Feature: @tismala_hoodlegend_d (reads as tismala_hoodlegend_d) and his “gourmet” builds:
* Links: Creator profile & a couple “gourmet” clips (see episode post).
2) Mom Check-In ❤️
* Patricia Henson phones in from rehab; working on leg strength and mobility, doing better, hopes to go home when cleared. No Craigslist personals… for now.
* Bodycam moment: Bald white woman (single giant hoop earring) at booking threatens to pee during photo—then does.
* Officers warn; she answers with repeated slurs and “white n—–” riffs while watering the red line.
* DV Note: The whole show is a trigger warning, but… consider yourself warned.
4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼
* Now in a group home; calls 911 for directions to the station to file a complaint about the police.
* Claims crossing streets is unsafe “because disability.” Nearly gets hit mid-call.
* Classic Andy: Wants help exactly the way he wants it—or everyone’s violating his rights.
5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗
* Outside a theater: A self-proclaimed “divine wife” lunges for Keanu’s car door.
* Security takes her down; Keanu wheels away. DV diagnosis: celebrity worship + tackle physics.
6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄
* The internet’s least fun anthropology class: Nick declares Ukrainians aren’t white, so by that logic… Italians aren’t either.
* DV counters: If Ukrainians “aren’t white,” neither is Fuentes. Also: deportation tangent speedrun → Israel → nothing answered.
7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News)
* AI Gun Detector vs. Doritos Bag (Baltimore Co.)
* School’s OmniLert AI flags a folded Doritos bag as a gun; cops arrive with weapons drawn on Taki Allen (16).
* “Rapid human verification” somehow misses the nacho dust. Counseling offered; trust eroded.
* Hunky Murderer, Hentai Cards, & World Travel
* Luigi Mangione (charged in the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting) backpacked Japan/Thailand/India in spring ’24 to “zen out.”
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
