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🧠 On Today’s Episode:
On Today’s Show
* A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned.
* Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy), “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch.
* Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions.
* Valentina Gomez drops an “America First” rap (chorus written by a placeholder).
* Two AI messes: a Florida “virtual rape” hoax with an AI-generated attacker photo, and Reddit Answers telling people to try kratom… and even heroin… for pain. Great job, robots.
* Bits & bobs: a dramatic AI “rape” radio play, laundry snitching via LG Wi-Fi, Lord Douche’s overnight cannonball run from FL → Cincinnati.
Content warning: NSFW language, sexual content, racism, and general DV-level filth.
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Main Segments
1) Body Cam Gold: “Greater Heights, bitch.”
* Houston ICU nurse crashes, rides the back seat, and unspools: “I’ll let you die,” “I’m white,” accent insults, Jesus hymns vs. hallelujah blaring.
* Outcome: Employer Memorial Hermann Greater Heights terminates; DWI charge; “under review.”
* DV verdict: Racist, drunk, and very employable… elsewhere.
2) Alexis K. Tyler’s Psychic Carousel
* Themes: younger dudes, GWP, pizza-delivery decoys, multi-gen triangle drama, black magic, and “spirits in the pussy.”
* Classic AKT quotables: “Halloween trick-or-treat pussy,” “multi-generational cock and balls,” trance-state snake-pussy gyrations.
* Confusing? Yes. DV-worthy? Absolutely.
3) Parking Lot War (No One Moves, Everyone Yells)
* Oversized truck noses past the line, blocks a load-in, ethnicity discourse ensues, pit bull is threatened as a negotiating tactic.
