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🧠On Today’s Episode:
* Masturbation for Science!Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks.➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check.”
* Confessions of an Old Lady WalkerTim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into decade-old “large” shirts again. Sadly, Lord Douche still won’t let him do laundry without internet surveillance.
* Air Fryer AnarchyWhen Lord Douche leaves town, Tim rebels by cooking salmon in the air fryer. Somewhere in Florida, a man screams.
* Becoming a Cripple (For Fun!)A deep dive into “trans wheelchair users”—able-bodied people who identify as disabled. Tim explores their tips for faking ailments and the strange world of subliminal paraplegia playlists.
* Cuomo’s Comeback DisasterFormer New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral announcement goes about as well as you’d expect when the crowd’s screaming “rapist” and “homosexual.”
* Parking Lot Pile-UpTim breaks down a viral confrontation between a Trump-hatted white guy and a black woman blocking two parking spots. Spoiler: everyone’s an asshole.
* OpenAI Gets HornyChatGPT is finally allowed to generate erotic content for verified adults. Tim’s thrilled. “I’m going to break ChatGPT in December.”
* Stabby at MarshallsA woman in Kearny, New Jersey buys kitchen knives mid-argument and uses them to stab another customer over slow checkout lines. Tim sympathizes—he almost went “stabby” at Kroger himself.
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